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Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 07:23 PM
hahahahahaha, what a riot! :lol

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 07:28 PM
"Hi this is New Zealand Dresses Incorperated, we were wondering if you were interesting in our new winter fashions?"

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 07:29 PM
"Commanche County coroner's office, how may I help you?"

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 07:33 PM
SO MANY VITAMINS!

ARE THERE PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE?

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 07:58 PM
Has everyone gone to missbimbo.com and registered for a tamagotchi style bimbo yet?

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:04 PM
You read that story too, huh?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 542134)
I wanna prank call Pub so bad.

"There's a package for you, sir. Waiting OUTSIDE :eek"
The FedEx guy just knocks & comes in anyway. None of this leaving it outside rubbish.

Last time the FedEx guy was a hot chick, I gave her coffee & she drank it.

It wasn't until about four hours later that I realised how hilarious her drinking it was. :(

bigtimecow Mar 25th, 2008 08:34 PM
i've got balls of steel.

i've got balls of steel.

i've got balls balls balls balls balls of steel.

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 542146)
You read that story too, huh?
Yeah, I created a girl named HoboSlut

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542147)
It wasn't until about four hours later that I realised how hilarious her drinking it was. :(
:lol

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 08:46 PM
http://www.missbimbo.com/ :lol

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 09:01 PM
Oh man in all this excitement I forgot to announce the winner of post #35000

It was me lol

Emu Mar 25th, 2008 09:06 PM
my day is coming, asshole

Noodles Mar 25th, 2008 09:09 PM
40000 has more zeros!

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542157)
It is being hit hard. I got registered, but can't log in :( I want to make her eat and then puke and get a boob job.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu (Post 542162)
my day is coming, asshole
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 412450)
All I know is Emu has dibs on post 20000 so you n*ggers better respect that >:
AND THEN YOU WERE A NO-SHOW

Of course since we broke the thread I can't back up my claims to hitting the milestones anymore :cry

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 09:23 PM
So I joined VampireFreaks about an hour ago because I thought it'd be funny.

I got a few LOL UR CUTE *FLIRT FLIRT* comments already and am officially terrified :<

http://vampirefreaks.com/jessi_19
http://vampirefreaks.com/inXlovingXmemories
http://vampirefreaks.com/RinRinz


I also got 5 or 6 "cult" invites, none of which look like they took anything on my profile into mind when considering me for membership

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 09:31 PM
Dude, are you setting yourself up as a pimp for Liquidstatik?

I'll tell you right now, he hasn't got the money to pay you.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 09:31 PM
Womti used to have a VampireFreaks account under my name.

It's not there anymore I notice.

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 09:34 PM
I sort of miss having a myspace now, because there nobody ever noticed me or put me on the list for potential stalking/homicide victims

or did they :eek

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 542172)
I sort of miss having a myspace now, because there nobody ever noticed me
So what was the point

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 09:38 PM
That's sort of why I got rid of it

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 09:41 PM
You were on my list. :(

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 09:42 PM
:D

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542169)
Dude, are you setting yourself up as a pimp for Liquidstatik?

I'll tell you right now, he hasn't got the money to pay you.
DON'T FUCK THIS UP, PUB >:


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