And also flattered that I'm not welcome in your gang.

Wanna join?

The Army, that is. I'd get a bonus!

The Army?

i'm not into DYING -_________________-

STOP REPLYING SO FAST DUMBGUM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Been there, done that. Have fun.

KEEP UP, PACMAN

Roger.

It's ok cuz i'm goin to prison soon for being in a GANG

MILITARY prison

So this cute girl from Liverpool and I go to the same aerobics class at the YMCA and now she keeps poking me on facebook.

GUYS WHAT SHOULD I DO?

ps shes a cutie not a normal english girl! :loveline

CS UP FUCK SLOBS

So you're totally psyched about that?

poke her irl :eek

JK actually I'm the guy that puts people IN military prison. I'm a JERK

Facebook annoyed the shit out of me. (no away status on IM)

MP, eh?

You should try to have sex with her.

Yessir!

I killed it :(

i need a cigarette sorry dude :{

maaaan cigs gonna kill you!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!