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executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 01:56 PM

i'm willing to bet that most of the people on here would rather read ten of my posts than read "this message cannot be displayed because hungrywantbiddy is on your ignore list" once

HungryWantBiddy Jan 4th, 2008 02:18 PM

first of all, I don't think EVERYONE on here hates me THAT much... but if they do, fuck 'em. I'll take you up on that bet; I'm pretty sure I'm not quite as annoying as you are. Maybe close, but not quite. Please read the following excerpt. It was taken verbatim from the RULES section which you seem to have missed. I hand picked a couple 'specially for you, cody jones. Here it is:

Do not reply to everything.
If you absolutely must reply after everyone's posts, do it in the Chat Room thread in General Blabber. Otherwise this will be seen as an extreme nuisance. One of the first things an admin looks for when investigating a nuisance is the number of times they post in a day. New people should keep it under 10 posts per day.
Read before responding.
Go fill up someone else's board if you can't wait.
Learn to take a joke.
Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are - and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor.

Sam Jan 4th, 2008 02:31 PM

WILLIE IS RIGHT. >:

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 02:45 PM

hahaha why do you think i don't know how to take a joke you doofus

and i read every single goddamn post on this board, so you can lick me

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 02:49 PM

i mean when it comes to reading posts, i think you should probably take some of your own advice

cause maybe then you might REALIZE SOMETHING IMPORTANT

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 03:43 PM

so what is it like being a noob, willie?

are you getting prejudiced against?

Esuohlim Jan 4th, 2008 03:55 PM

Oh shit son he did not just lay down the RULES on you :eek

Tadao Jan 4th, 2008 04:00 PM

[slapping forehead]

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 4th, 2008 04:00 PM

Holy Crap...this is the funniest thread I've read in weeks!

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 04:11 PM


executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 04:29 PM

i love how people forget that most of the stuff in the "RULES AND GUIDELINES" stuff is just "GUIDELINES"

hell even most of the RULE rules can be broken if you're not a jerk about it

Dr. Boogie Jan 4th, 2008 06:14 PM

I just banned willie for breaking the rules. :(

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 09:28 PM

oh shit ;_; bye guys

VersaliusGoldfoot Jan 5th, 2008 01:11 PM

This made my day.

Emu Jan 5th, 2008 02:25 PM

This was funny up until that 4chan gayery ruined it

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:03 AM

Eh. No taste. No taste whatsoever.

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 03:52 PM

this thread needs lolimals

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 05:19 PM




Girl Drink Drunk Jan 10th, 2008 12:43 AM

Reading this thread made me want a grilled cheese sandwich, and a rum an coke.

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2008 12:51 AM

What does this have to do with Loveline? >:

Someone should alert a moderator >:

executioneer Jan 10th, 2008 01:18 AM

i tried to make it about loveline :(

MetalMilitia Jan 10th, 2008 08:22 AM

i posted cat pictures :(

HickMan Jan 20th, 2008 01:27 AM

This thread, even though I didn't read any posts about it...seems important to me

JediScum Jan 20th, 2008 05:14 PM

One time someone asked me if I smoked after having sex and I says "I DON'T KNOW! I NEVER CHECKED!"

executioneer Jan 20th, 2008 06:51 PM

thanks for making basically the same joke i already made


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