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MockBot May 12th, 2008 01:20 PM

Jokes From The Max Burbank Joke Book
 
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DarkAtheric May 12th, 2008 04:05 PM

I believe your security has been compromised, good sir. I saw many of these pieces performed by a bobcat with leprosy back in '89

wobzire May 12th, 2008 04:43 PM

Hey Max. Could you lend me some money? For fire.

rizzo May 12th, 2008 05:57 PM

Thank you, good sir. My routine has been getting rather stale lately, and these jokes will beef it up perfectly.

Dungeonbrownies May 13th, 2008 12:16 AM

by jove, that is disturbing and funnny in a dark kind of way, very twisted and simply odd.

Tetsu Deinonychus May 13th, 2008 02:54 AM

My favourite was the one about the guy who married his checker-playing dog!

greenimp May 13th, 2008 04:32 AM

indeed, these japes shall keep the grandchildren amused for many a long winters evening

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2008 06:12 AM

Rubber Balls and Liquor!

OxBlood May 13th, 2008 10:20 AM

A mind fueled by the cosmic chaos is a beatiful mind indeed.

gingerninja May 13th, 2008 09:48 PM

You, Max Burbank, are the avante garde cynic we all look up to.

elementalblazer May 14th, 2008 07:47 PM

I don't get it except for the married knees one, but then again I'm more nihilist than cynic.

Count Mek May 14th, 2008 11:26 PM

Power to the max Max, very awesome =D

Kitsunexus May 20th, 2008 07:51 AM

Oh I get it! This is just random stuff typed together that we're only supposed to talk about positively because you're Max Burbank! So NOBODY gets it, they just say they do because they want to look cool, except they're not, and you're laughing at their charade!

That's actually pretty clever and funny! And I do mean that!


Except for the clever and funny part. _

mburbank May 20th, 2008 10:27 AM

Yeah, it's pretty much the emperors new clothes with me every time. Good thing I'm really, really famous, otherwise no one would say they liked my stuff and then where would I be?

Desert_Screams May 20th, 2008 11:07 PM

I used to be one of those people who said "Forty-two!"-- smugly, of course-- whenever I was asked the meaning of the universe. Hereafter I will say, "Rubber balls and liquor!"

Soli May 28th, 2008 03:32 AM

I used these at a party and got laid 19 times by 18 girls.... and... well ya, that's how good they were.

Duct Tape Ninja May 28th, 2008 08:56 PM

I'm feel like using the last one just for kicks, wait, I will use the last one.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 02:22 PM

I laugh, merrily.


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