I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Sometimes, I also talk to people via instant messaging.

Seth: I haven't seen The Ring, but I get the general idea: people see weird video and get a warning that they will die soon, prophesy comes true
Seth: the thing is, that movie was released just early enough
Seth: that they didn't have to have a character put it on YouTube and thus turn it into a Doomsday scenario movie

http://www.xkcd.com/396/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546480)

Okay. Go up and look at those pictures. Take the white macro text and pretend that it's written in normal, orthographic spelling and follows normal punctuation and capitalization standards.

When I did that, it was funny to me because I have the frame of context that held it against the established lolcats norms. That is, I derive humor from seeing normal text where my mind has been conditioned to see facetious attacks on the English language. Now, WITHOUT that a priori, it wouldn't be funny at all. We know this because within the history of photography, there is a long chapter that spans over a century involving pictures of cats being captioned by a wide spread of personality types including grandmothers, volunteer Girl Scout leaders, and marketing strategists for companies in the motivational poster industry.

I will be quick to note that the only historically significant instance when this was ever funny involves a lithographic illustration for a children's song popular in the 1890s*. Even in this case, the humor derives from an anachronistic association with the precise verbiage employed and not comic mastery. The English language had to evolve for at least fifty years to sufficiently associate the word "pussy" with the female pudendum and thus provide sufficient unintended irony.

- Summer Glau

I had ZBF convinced I was Randall Munroe for almost two years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546539)

Has anyone made a macro of W.C. Fields with the text, "SERIOUS HOBO PROBLEMS...? :-("?

Or perhaps something similar with one of the antiquated images of our prodigal daughter Renee buried deep in the PYPH thread (Pub, some help?)?

While hunting for pictures of Jamesman the other day, I considered what remains of my Renee folder for such activities, but discovered the opinion that I didn't hate the world sufficiently at that point to follow through.

Sethomas

Apr 8th, 2008 04:04 PM

In the odd chance that I made a grammatical error above AND someone here could find it, I should remind you that it wasn't worth my time to dig up declension tables and I don't think the verb "futuere" is conveniently conjugated in my copy of Wheelock's.

Pub Lover

Apr 8th, 2008 04:08 PM

You and that brand you new language that I've never heard of before. :rolleyes

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546545)

Knowing him, it probably would of had a picture of M. Bison too if it wasn't for MEME JUSTICE.

Is guitar woman a lamewad?: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZiapRKY9rpY

RaNkeri

Apr 8th, 2008 04:16 PM

ies ies!

Sethomas

Apr 8th, 2008 06:00 PM

"ies ies" non intelligo, sed per voluntatem responsare in latinam poeta Catallus sufficit dicens,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catallus

Non (ita me di ament) quicquam referre putaui,
utrumne os an culum olfacerem Aemilio.
nilo mundius hoc, nihiloque immundius illud,
verum etiam culus mundior et melior:
nam sine dentibus est. hic dentis sesquipedalis,
gingiuas vero ploxeni habet veteris,
praeterea rictum qualem diffissus in aestu
meientis mulae cunnus habere solet.
hic futuit multas et se facit esse venustum,
et non pistrino traditur atque asino?
quem siqua attingit, non illam posse putemus
aegroti culum lingere carnificis?

Spoilers!
I'm at work posting that, and if it's not enough to worry about being asked why I'm on this website in the chance that such is revealed, I might also have to explain why my Google search history includes the phrase "the cunt of a pissing mule in summer" which I used to find the above quote.

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 06:45 PM

I wasn't aware Bison's catchphrase was a meme now too. I must have missed the encyclopedia dramatica memo!

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 06:51 PM

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

Pandajuice

Apr 8th, 2008 06:51 PM

This thread causes me confusion and delay.

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 06:51 PM

Confusion was a status effect in pokemon, a game which people on the internet like

infraction, you bastard

Sam	Apr 8th, 2008 06:55 PM

There's a bomb... in the lasagna?

WhiteRat

Apr 8th, 2008 06:55 PM

Pub Lover

Apr 8th, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandajuice (Post 546597)

This thread causes me confusion and delay.

You're reading it from the beginning?

Tadao

Apr 8th, 2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 546596)

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

Here is the full list.

Spoilers!
Guitar Woman

Pandajuice

Apr 8th, 2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546602)

You're reading it from the beginning?

I'll start tomorrow.

I'd better pack a lunch though since it's LITERALLY 36,515 REPLIES!

EDIT: 36,516!

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 546596)

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

I hope your Mario Soccer site takes off so that you don't have to post here anymore.

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 07:21 PM

http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/ gw s that your site? >:

MarioRPG

Apr 8th, 2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 546596)

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

I felt the anger behind this one.

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 08:21 PM

Guitar Woman is working to provide a better forum experience.

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 08:27 PM

You see it's funny, because you aren't. :rolleyes

Esuohlim

Apr 8th, 2008 08:28 PM

A few weeks ago GW privied me to the fact that "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme on 4chan. :(

executioneer

Apr 8th, 2008 08:31 PM

guys can we just agree to try not to use as many references to things that are irrelevant to the discussion at hand

esp. if they are great big jpgs

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 08:32 PM

Guitar Woman's regailings of the goings on at 4chan is probably the worse. Nobody cares what a giant group of faggot nerds are into. We don't need a correspondent.

Really all this forum needs is a few bans* and it's 100% fun.

*and a few unbans ;)

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 08:35 PM

Yeah, I do that all the time outside of threads that have something to do with it, I'm a horrible poster!

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 08:36 PM

Well I'm glad you've come to realization of it.

Oh wait, is this one of guitar woman's sassy remarks? Gosh, he's like Parker Lewis Can't Lose with the comebacks.

Tadao

Apr 8th, 2008 08:37 PM

Ok, let's talk about big Jpegs. I find them very painful on my laptop.

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 08:37 PM

See, it's funny because I don't

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 08:37 PM

but shh

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 08:39 PM

Can you do us a favor at least and not post in this thread anymore?

Tadao

Apr 8th, 2008 08:39 PM

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 08:40 PM

Allow me to answer your question with a youtube video of mario going NO

hold on!

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 08:44 PM

I would perfer if you use the one I posted a page ago.

Do you know why?

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 08:46 PM

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 08:50 PM

I DON'T THINK ED SHOULD BE GROUPED IN WITH GW AS I FIND IT FUNNY ON OCCASION

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 08:52 PM

Am I in time for another GW gang bang?

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 08:54 PM

It's only a gang bang when Zomboid is involved :rolleyes

executioneer

Apr 8th, 2008 08:54 PM

oh man is zomboid in a gang :(

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 08:55 PM

I know, I was going to call him up bruh

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:04 PM

what? yall wanna fight?

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:04 PM

lez do this

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:06 PM

I got this for you GW

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:09 PM

An' I got you this Tadao

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 09:10 PM

Not caring doesn't work on Gadzooks. Neither does friendly resolution, apparently, since I thought we settled our differences a while ago.

I don't have any problems with the guy, mostly!

For instance, I thought it was hilarious how he said HEY I'VE BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB IGNORING GUITAR WOMAN after being away from the forums for 3 or 4 months.

Moobs

Apr 8th, 2008 09:10 PM

whatsup

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:12 PM

You're avatar is hands down the best one on the board, moobs :x

DAMN U GW AND UR UNCANNY ABILITY TO CHECK ME FER MAH FCKPS

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 546654)

Yeah I should do that again.

Guitar Woman

Apr 8th, 2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

You're avatar is hands down the best one on the board, moobs

yeah, this.

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:14 PM

lol, lilweeezyana

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:14 PM

you are avatar is hands down the best one on the board, moobs :x

Did I fix it?

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 09:15 PM

I don't know what it's from. Is that supposed to be Kel Mitchell?

Moobs

Apr 8th, 2008 09:15 PM

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:16 PM

what is wayne saying???

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:18 PM

hell yeh i kiss my daddyy, no homo

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2008 09:18 PM

It looks like Kel Mitchell.

Moobs

Apr 8th, 2008 09:19 PM

probably something about junk in the trunk

10,000 Volt Ghost

Apr 8th, 2008 09:20 PM

Just the guy on the far rights freaked out expression is enough. I think it broke his left eye.

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:21 PM

have y'all heard his new song? :<

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:22 PM

Dood lil wayne and the bird man are so gangsta that they kiss, that shit's hot

Chojin

Apr 8th, 2008 09:23 PM

the guy on the right sure doesn't think so

Moobs

Apr 8th, 2008 09:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9g2szHsoz0

epic shit, dawgs

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:26 PM

someone just broke some hot fart in his direction, thats all :(

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:28 PM

god damn i hate dj khaled all he does is yell WE DA BEST, WE DA GREAAAATTTESTT, DJ KHALED in his dumb voice over and over again on every song he does ;<

Moobs

Apr 8th, 2008 09:29 PM

rick ross makes up for everything ok :[

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:31 PM

FYI, the real rick ross is spendin the rest of his life in prison 20 minutes away from me ;o

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:32 PM

I feel that way about t-pain. That dood can't sing and I h8 him

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYiN2N_JADg

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:33 PM

oh man t-pain is horrible :<

and while we're talking about horrible, fat joe sucks so hard >:

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:34 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xS3UzJ0SilA - just for you mattjack ;D

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:39 PM

fat joe is atrociousssss! Why is he still rapping/on tv? His last good tune (coincidentally his only one too) was in the 90s with big pun.

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:40 PM

yeah all i ever hear him talk about is selling cocaine and i mean thats not that cool anymore

Moobs

Apr 8th, 2008 09:42 PM

more rappers should spit like The Cool Kids they got a whole new style going awn

Pub Lover

Apr 8th, 2008 09:46 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jY7UwB6QhiC - Best rapper of them bestall

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:46 PM

The video you have requested is not available ;_;

Pub Lover

Apr 8th, 2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 546691)

The video you have requested is not available ;_;

TOO AWESOME EVEN FOR THE INTERNET IT SEEMS! :eek

MattJack

Apr 8th, 2008 09:50 PM

Man ZRO is so hardcore it hurtssss. That freestyle is incredible.

I have to burn you or send you my chopped shit once I get my PC repaired!

Check this shit!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZeoGWHtwEA :tear

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:52 PM

the only rap albums i got are chopped&screwed 8]

and that song is way better than his whole already platinum cd :/

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:53 PM

YOU LIKE CHALIE BOY?

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:56 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b9_757Qu7_A

BEATIN THE TRUNK, TURNIN BUILDINS INTO CONFFETTTII

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 09:58 PM

that's not the best representation of chopped and screwed, but i couldn't find a good one on utube ;<

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 10:02 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2fzX92p2czw&feature=bz303 those girls are so dumb but so hot and i love when miley points at her tits :<

WhiteRat

Apr 8th, 2008 10:11 PM

I was at a club last weekend and they played 3 T-Pain songs in a row.

Blast dis shit:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HccNmyJ8QH8

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 10:37 PM

thats a hot track, i haven't heard that nigga in agess

Sethomas

Apr 8th, 2008 10:37 PM

The lovely and helpful CarnivoreIsGod predicated one of the dumber things I've said to someone today, but delightfully dumb at least.

Seth: SORRY, YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST LATE-20-SOMETHING FEMALE[*] WITH A VISIBLE FIXATION ON THE WORD "DOOM" TO POST A COMMENT ON MY NEW VIDEO TODAY.

*Yes, I know this person in real life, and no, I don't want to talk about it.

Asila

Apr 8th, 2008 11:57 PM

True despair is knowing that I'm going to live the rest of my life and never once will I be as cool as Seth.
Though you know what is funny is that the street one down from mine is named Seth Thomas and I swear I pass by it every day and giggle.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546722)

True despair is knowing that I'm going to live the rest of my life and never once will I be as cool as Seth.

Better that than to be him. ;(

liquidstatik

Apr 9th, 2008 12:20 AM

HAHA YEAH

liquidstatik

Apr 9th, 2008 12:21 AM

Seven Force