do you see the little button that says Img above the place where you enter text in the box when you post

use your imagination

Willie, welcome aboard, you've been added to the list. :o


Microshock, this is an example of the code you would use to post an image directly here on the forums instead of linking to it:

k thanks roger

But the more I post the higher risk I run of being banned. :( *sniffle*

Or is it the less you post?

:lol *MYSTERY* :lol

secret santa
 

i wanna sign myself up!

Alrighty, just send your info (full name / address / alias on forums) to santa@i-mockery.com

I'm really lookin forward to this!It sounds like this year is gonna turn out pretty awesomely.

definetely last years santa was a mess


nothing was really organized and some really great stories were there

but some ppl never sent out anything or posted any pics..

im glad to see its all being organized this year.

I can't wait either! My $20 worth of random and wonderful goodies is all ready and rarin' to go. Aaaaand I didn't just shop the Dollar Tree with my eyes closed, so there's some pretty fantastic stuff in there. Working it into a story is gonna be damned near impossible, so I hope whoever I get is up for a challange! :lol

Yeah, this year is much more organized so hopefully it'll go off without a hitch. Keep an eye on your email accounts and on your private messages here on the forum for who you're all supposed to send your gifts to. The notices will probably sent out by mid-week.

Anything can be worked into a story, the more random the better. Just take a look at some of the random stuff from last year's event that was turned into a story.

am i the only one who is waiting to see who i get before i go out spending money?

Nope.

Tooth paste and a bottle of Jack for Glowbelly >:

a tanning bed and an eyebrow wax for fartinmowler >:

And a penis excerciser!

So what if somone sends me like, feces & urine in a bag?

Then you're making scat porn.

I guess then I know what I'm sending you!

:wah

Bridget the Midget Blowup Dolls for everybody!

I think I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow so I can post it off straight away as soon as I get my person. I was gonna wait, but then realised I don't really know anyone on here anyway so it wouldn't make a difference!

DEEEEEAADDDDDLLLLIIIIINNNNEEEEEE

Yeah, I need to know when I start working on my Gay Little Hippie Fairy gift.

Gift assignments will be sent via PM and email by Wednesday at the latest. We have 4 people whose verification letters I'm waiting to get, and if I don't have theirs by Wednesday, I'll just pair them up with each other to keep things moving along nice 'n easy.

A smart man you are, mock.

I'll wait till I know my receiver, just because I have to expediate the gift anyway, I can think for 2 days.

just sent out my letter today and they said it would be there by wednesday

I just received verification letters from Spengler and darklycan (all the way from Australia no less!). So the only two people whose letters I'm waiting on are Microshock and randomskyfears. If I don't receive their letters by Wednesday, I'll simply pair the two of them up when I send out the notices about who is sending gifts to who.

Thanks again to those of you who are new here andwent through the whole verification process. I know it's a pain in the ass, but this helps us prevent any potential frauds and/or lazy bastards from ruining the fun. Hope you've all got your cash in hand and ready to go on some gift-buying shopping sprees!

Oh yeah, by the way... did I mention that part of the rules is each participant in the event has to buy me a gift too? Yeah, sorry if I didn't mention that. You all have to buy me a gift. And it can be no less than $100. And no, you can't combine it with my birthday gift either just cuz my b-day is in December. You have to buy me a separate $100 gift for that.

Actually, you know what? How about each of you just send me $300 bux and we'll just consider the matter closed. :picklehat

I just sent you $300 in monopoly money. :)

i can give you 300 of my own dollars that i plan to use when my militia takes over. i already have plenty printed up and ready to go

x 300

Hmmm... I can give you a magic ring and a packet of Strawberry Tea Kool-Aid, but I'll need change.

my letter
 

my letter was sent out monday morning so its gonna be there tomorrow most likely...


why you ruin the suprise : (

maybe i dont wanna pair up with randomskyfears

Maybe that's just too darned bad. I'm going to end up in the lurker pool too, you know.

I hope I get something super sweet like I did last year! Thanks to Schimid! (Robert's head is now my hood ornament!)

I hope HickMan gets something sweet too so he can make me laugh again. :(

LOL i hope he gets something super sweet too. LOL it would be funny if he got a pokemon or something. PIKA PIKA lol

I just don't want to get anyone from Canada or some shit, cuz I only have a domestic-use box and I don't want to pay extra postage. I hope whoever I get enjoys all the horribly geeky junk I stuffed my box with.

Speaking of Pokemon, I was hoping to get these bootleg Pikachu maracas I saw a couple weeks ago for my box, but I couldn't find them anywhere. True story. Sad, but true.

Ask me why Mystie won't be getting verbal diarrhea from any Canadians :/

mystie is that you in your avatar cuz if it is you got some nice titssssssssssss

fartin's got some hot jugs too 8 - )

Yes, but I regret to inform you my huge rack matches the huge rest of my body.

You're up front about it? Quick, read up on all of Juttin's posts, and do everything you can to not be like him.

that's the only part of that post that any guy here saw

yeah becuase all dudes are just sex perverts huh

fuck you i go to church

If they weren't I'd be out of business.

Yep, I think we go to the same one actually...

I hope I don't get someone from Darwin, purely because one of my gifts is something that you can't get in America and that was why I bought it for my secret santa.

And Darwin smells.

ahah no no just kidding.

:-o! How dare you mock Darwin! I bet you live in some crap place like..... Melbourne. With your fancy stores and your fancy trains and your fancy.... canoes! Oh god I wish I lived in Melbourne.

So, is Australia the new Finland?

Yo ho ho all...

Just wanted to let you know that after I check my mailbox later on today, I'm planning on sending out all of your Secret Santa assignments between tonight and tomorrow morning. Selections are being made completely random, so you can hope for whoever you want to send your gift to, but in the end, it's all up to fate.

Also please remember, do not tell anybody who you got for your Secret Santa gift-giving assignment. Keeping it a secret until they receive the gift and post their pictures of it here on the forums is part of the fun!

I'm really excited to get my person! This is better then the real Christmas!

Are we getting paired up for exchanges or is it going to be like a normal Secret Santa where person A gets person F and F gets person C and so forth?

Roger just reaffirmed that we are being assigned partners, only two posts above you.

EDIT: Failure, failure, failure.

Yeah, it'll be like normal Secret Santa. You don't get paired up with the same person who's sending you a gift.

Nevermind, he responded as I posted.

heheh I wish. Nah I live in Brisbane, it is pretty crap too.

my letter should be there!

HUZZAH!

Good news! I just received the final two verification letters in the mail today, so that means EVERY PARTICIPANT in this year's Secret Santa event is verified and approved! Rock on!

I'll be sending out your assignments in the next 24 hours or so. Thanks again all, and get ready to do some shopping for your Secret Santa assignments!

p.s.: Randomskyfears, I dug the "Sneakers" quote. ;) Glad I'm not the only one who loves that movie.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT


its party time.

i shouldve wrote something snazzy on my letter >:

hell yeah!

sneakers rocks and glad to be aboard

fort red border >:

CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGE INBOXES!

As of now, ALL of the Secret Santa assignments have been sent out, so go check your private message (PM) inboxes here on the I-Mockery forums to see who you need to send your gift(s) to.

Let the madness begin :o

mwa-hahahaha!!

yay

the person i got is



**********************************************


ill go to the 99c store and pick up random funny goodies.....


: )

Hey whoever got me......get me lots and lots of cool stuff !!!!!!

cool gifts
 

hey guys i was just wondering if you participated in the past what was your favorite item you received? and what was the best item that you feel you sent out?

Yay, I got a non-gay!

I got a total douche MASTER. not really. But anyway, poopers, the best gift I gave out would have to be the oatmeal. And the best gift I got was easily the California Scents air fresheners.

so i guess that means you got me right 8)

well, uhh, im not too sure about the person i got. i no nooothing about 'em at all.

:X

I just hope I'm able to make a decent story out of mine. Or that my SECRET PAL can make a decent story out of his/her gift :(

Hm. I guess I'll be okay with my recepient. Probably send my stuff tomorrow or the next day.

If whoever the hell got me has any trouble thinking of stuff, you can use my ginourmous Amazon wishlist as reference.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/re...=2AGRFSZC7H17I

im so excited :X

Where's the fun in an Amazon wishlist? I hope you get sugar packets and cardboard.

mystie i hope someone gets you a chasity belt instead, you act like a slut :x

Good call, brah :picklehat

Who's acting?

mystie plz shut up you're going to make me throw up im not even joking :x

I apologize if the way I'm coming off is offending you. Just to clarify, I wasn't suggesting that my Secret Santa buy me presents off my list. I haven't posted much and figured that in the event the person would want to get some insight on my personality, they could look at the list and see the sort of things I typically enjoy.

And should I get sugar packets and cardboard, it will make for the most exciting sugar-packet-cardboard adventure ever.

My person should get their gift next Thursday. just as long as it hasn't detonated already.

i think i found out what im getting!

i should have it sent off in a few days
:D

Eesh. Well, I'm making the gift now, but I really don't know if my recipient is gonna go for it. In the very least, it has plenty story potential.

i got a fucking gay >:

LOL

Oh man, part of me knew this was going to happen. Guess I'll just have to roll with it. Good luck making a story from my stuff recipient! I'll get to sending it this weekend.

christmassssssssss

I'm halfway done...This is more difficult than I imagined.

Making a story for your gift is easy. Just don't think about it and take a whole bunch of pictures and THEN put a story to it. That's what I did. Unless, of course, you're SMART and had a story all along :(

well i got a whole bunch of crazy shit for my person

Yea good luck..

and whoever has me....get me good stuff not junk you made!

and not just in an envelope!

Son of a bitch I hope I can get mine soon. Its icy as hell over here and I cant get out of the house. Theyre getting their present though goddamnit!

My box went out today, weighing in at 3lbs 15.5oz. They grow up and leave so fast. ::wipes tear::

wow mystie....already sent out and only today i got the stuff for

my person.



How did it work shipping out yours? Do you go to fedex put it all in their box and ship it?

i dont even have my stuff bought yet, lol
waait, does it have to be TO the person by the 4th, or just sent out? :X

oh okay yeah thanks zelda

I bought ma gif today and so did emily, mine will be mailed out TOMORRA.

Haha someone's getting a stillborn baby

best. gift. ever.

ROFL

Got my stuff together, and I'll get Rudy at work to send it tomorrow.