hahah the sequel lives up to the original! just like Back To The Future.
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Sincerely sorry for my sending delay, i got shafted into night shifts this week, but i am sending them out tonight before 9, hopefully with expedited shipping.
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i took my pics last night to post for my story, bu ti ended up with like 20 something pics. is there a limit to how many pics i can post in my story if i shrink them down pretty small?
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I dont think so, specially since Grissly posted like, 19.
Excellent work Gus. EDIT: Except for that extra picture of the box in the middle...? |
Oh no Pub Lover has Misdemonar's address now :(
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How Was Dawn of The Mummy? Movie wise?
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Everlubbin' crap, the extra pic with the blocked out address was supposed to replace the picture with the address left in. Serves me right for not previewing my posts. Misdemonar, sorry buddy, but it looks like you might get kidnapped and raped in the near future. I'd head for the hills.
Dawn of the Mummy was really fun, I'm quite pleased with it. It has a surprisingly catchy/awesome Cabana themesong throughout, the boring first part is healthily mockable, and the final action packed gorefest was nicely done. The commentary track is actually pretty damned interesting, too. It has the director talking a lot about Middle Eastern cinema. It's everything you want in one of these campy horror flicks. - SPOILERZZ - Easily my favorite part of the movie was right before the gorefest/clusterfuck ending. It's at a huge wedding celebration, when a groom walks in to his bride-to-be's tent, only to find her corpse lying on a table with six zombies (er, mummies) digging in like she's a buffet table. Everybody freaks out, the cabana music starts roaring, and mummies appear freaking EVERYWHERE and start snagging people, chowing down a bit, then lunging at someone else. Awesome. EDIT: Damnit all to hell, how many times do I have to fix the damned thing? |
I got Hickman's package and I must say I HAVE THINGS IN STORE
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Haha great pics 'n story Grisly, that's the kind o' work everybody should put into their picture stories. I don't know why, but everytime I look at that Mummy chugging the jug o' milk, I start laughing.
And to answer poppers620's question, no there is no limit to how many pics you guys can post for a story. Post as many as you like! |
all the stories this year are awesome so far. good work to both jixby and grisly. i think jixbys sequel was better than the 1st, much like rock and roll high school forever. and as with that movie, i am waiting for the next in the set to come out.
and grisly, love that zombie drinking milk. made my day still waiting for my package to come so i can contribute |
Jixby, part two was awesome.
And Grislygus, nice story! The mummy pics are great! |
my present has not come yet. MY SHAME :(
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mine hasn't either =[
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mine did but I'm waiting for emily to come home to take pictures before i spill the beans :X
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mine came though....i will be picking it up from the post office tomorrow
which is a saturday which is december 9, 2006 ^ Thats history right there. |
Still waiting.............
............. ...Great stuff so far. Can't wait to be a part of it in some way. |
i hope i can be funny with my gifts ;o
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heres a new installment from me, jixby phillips
Part 3: Alien Drool + Elvis Lives Trading Cards Previous Parts: Part 2: Silly Putty + Wax Lips Part 1: Spengler |
So much for priority mail, the post office assured me my package would arrive in three days at the latest.
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Jixby I'm sorry about this but you have a huge Chandler from "Friends" thing going on when you're reading the URL at about 3:34 :(
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I don't watch that program whats he like? is he funny?
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So, I learned something today. Mummies, although dead, need their calcium.
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Healthy bones, man.
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Alrighty, the weekend is here, let's see some more o' them photo stories from those of you who've received your gifts already. :o
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ok i got my package from seththomas and it is mad cool.
Thanks seth for all the cool stuff I will be posting my pic story today or tomorrow.. is it ok if i look like im in 4th grade but im in 9th? |
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Im sending Seth new presents. And Im going to overnight it. I hope Seth wont hate me anymore :(
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Why did you even bother to send him shit in the first place
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Is Seth then obligated to take time out of his busy schedule to do yet another story out of new presents just because of zelda's fuck up?
That's not very fair man |
this is lame, not only have i not received my present, but i also have not seen my present recevied.
I WANT FREE STUFF :( |
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Shit I forgot to say this. I sent it and I asked for overnight and they said it should be there on moday. So if it isnt there its partially their fault. Its mostly my part though because I suck.
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I think if your not rich enough to do this, you should get out of your cardboard box and go find womti and hang with him ;<
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And here I didn't sign up because I didn't think I could handle the task of finding a super cool gift to find someone. It turns out all you have to do to be an awesome secret santa is actually purchase something. :( I could have been a legend.
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i cant wait to see my persons story :D
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Story time. I know you wont like it but :(
So I get home and look to the right of the door! A box! Yay! Whats inside? A card? My my my! Okay. Hey look a present! What is it? Its fucking huge!! Its round and stuff. I open it and I dont find a ball. Something I didnt know existed. A fucking duckie! I always wanted a huge fucking duck! YEAH!! Next! A square present Maybe this one wont have animals! Fuck I was wrong. Its a unicorn. I dont like it. I feel gay having to have this thing in my room. :( Next! I know this will have animals too! I just know it! As you can see I was very disappointed at this point. I dont like animals. I have 4 cats and... Yeah Ill open it now. WHAT. THE. FUCK. Hey look theres a crack on this "Jesus Mirror". Lets fix it! (After many hours of taping it and other things trying to fix it I finally fixed the crack. I turn it over and it lights up and talks to me!) YOU. ARE A CHEAP FUCKER. YOU FUCKED OVER SETH YOU BASTARD! Damnit jesus leave me alone! Now do something other mirrors do! Like when that girl asked whos the prettiest of them all or something! That was a witch. Fuck your retarted too? Dad damnit! Fine.. Ask me...cheap fucker.. Mirror, mirror, in my hand. Whos the prettiest man in the land? I knew that was coming This is God! Whoa! Are you talking to me! Yeah you fucking idiot! Everyone up here hates you! Along with Satan! Great job! Your going to purgatory for being a cheap bastard and you fucked over someone who didnt deserve it! Fuck. :( See. I knew I should have sent money. :( |
why couldnt u have shipped one of your cats to seth?
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...You know that would have been a better idea.
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why do you not like that unicorn thing? from what i can tell, it looks like it stabs people and is called the avenging unicorn. i would love to have that, its awesome
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and i just got what that card was. i thought it was a ham in the stocking at 1st. i want to get one of those for someone now
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Zelda, all of those gifts are completely awesome. Especially the card. Do you realize how hard it would have been not to just shit in a box or send you a knife and pray you trip and fall on it after realizing who you're buying for? I don't know Shannon, but her soul must be as pure and beautiful as a fresh layer of snow on a crisp Christmas morn. It almost makes me want to vomit. Seriously kid, get your shit together ASAP.
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MY SECRET SANTA STORY OF 2006!
Welcome to my secret Santa story of 2006
Warning: Extremely small child in story. So i came out of the toilet and WTF A PACKAGE! Hey it's from Seth T Pace?Seth....Tot.......Pace? Seth.....Tragan....Pace? Whatever...I'll find out. Oh its SethThomas....ok. Item 1: A picture of John Wayne A pink monkey with flailing arms...Nice EDIBLE THONGS! I ALWAYS WANTED THESE! Support for your jelly bellies and you can eat it A DVD called 'I was a Teenage Faust' JAckie Chan ADVENTURES! OMG THE MUST HAVE GAME OF THE CENTURY AND I HAVE IT Hey come here bitch, my name is John Wayne and i have a quest for you...Get thru all my obstacles and you will get a Wii And so i was off on my quest given to me by John Wayne. But all of a sudden HALT! I AM THE MONKEY LORD...YOU MUST SUCK MY COCK TO GET THRU! NEVER! YOu WILL SUCK MY COCK! IM GONNA CHOKE YA! Die you pink lump of PUBIC HAIR! I surrender...As a gift of you beating me...i will give you my most prized possesion...It's my thong and it tastes good too.*Dies* Oh YAY! THERE IT IS! *Gobble* *Gobble* Oh man those were good, i gotta continue Stop! To get thru me you have to beat my game or suck my cock! Fine! *MASSIVE GAMING ATTACK* Oh my circuits...How did you do it? For beating me you get this movie....watch it and your journey will come to an end. *Dies* Oh theres the movie....i Just gotta watch it and that's it 90 MINUTES LATER....... Congratulations! You have won the Wii....Naaa im bullshitting...It was all a scam to get you to watch the DVD which emmited rays that will make you die in 60 years... You MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE ME THE WII! Fine....*cough* Just let me die.....*Vanishes* Yes! I GOT THE WII!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM NINTENDO! |
I actually loved the duck. But dude wow. Microshock how old are you?
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im 14...read the warning in the beginning.
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The cigar is neglected! The cigar is an adventure in itself! And it's perfect for 14-year-olds!
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Hahahaha I bet his mom took it away from him. AS WELL SHE SHOULD. >:
I got my package today and it's awsome. I'll post pics later. :eek |
Naaaa that cigar just smelled....i opened it and it smelled like piss
I wouldve used it if it wasnt wet... |
hey microshock, i thought it was kinda funny how you made your teeth perfect in that last picture :o
p.s. i feel bad i didn't send out like a million gifts, i only sent 2 things but they're cool things and costs lots! |
yea......did you like my story though?
i did my best to make it enjoyable but i guess now ppl will just complain about how young i look... : ( >: |
lol i dont read :x
the pictures were good, though! :D |
I felt it was a charming and surprisingly refreshing romp into the fantasyworld of a 14 years young boy. Bravo.
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if i was 14 that cigar'd be in my mouth right now and it'd be smokin'
wet or not u ungreatful fuck! |
:lol that kid looks like he's 9
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What bad parents, I would of suspected any package my barely teenage son would get. And if I found those things I would take back the Nintendo Wii. It's like the kid's bidding at EGay.com
Seth, you should of sent him more responsible parents. |
You know, that's a pretty good point. Your parents weren't suspicious at all? Did they look through anything? Or did you just get home before they did on the day of arrival?
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i told them that i was expecting a package and then no one was home when they delivered it
so i picked it up at the post office later...its not like theres anything that bad the worst is probably the thongs.... seriously stop fucking around with the young jokes also guys.... read the warning in the beginning |
Most of them probably stem from jealousy, young man. Be glad you can still believe in things like Santa Claus and World Peace!
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Oh, and I would take away the internet too, can't have him browsing a forum where nerds pretend to be girls and Terra exists with her foul mouth.
You may hate me now but you will thank me when you aren't homeless and spending what little money you have on hentai. |
i hate hentai.
hey stop with the whole parenting crap! its a forum...i got my gift and i made my story....i sent out my gift i did everything i was asked to when i joined this just comment on the stories dont worry about my life |
My brother's being a huge pus fart and wont take pictures tonight. So hopefully sunday I'll get em up! That and maybe I'll pull a Jixby Phillips and get a movie up!
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Dude you can't say things like 'pusfart' in the same thread as Microshock what the fuck were you thinking? >:
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can Seth be arrested for sending edible panties to a minor? :lol2 This kid could grow up to be a presidential page :/
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Zelda, you had the nerve to call those gifts crappy after what you sent out to Seth originally? What a fucking joke. Some of that stuff you got was awesome, especially the avenging unicorn (which is obviously based on the infamous PBF comic).
Microshock, nice job on the pics and welcome to the world of grown-ups where edible panties technology has become a staple of our society. |
i am so tempted to give everyone some hot hentai christmas presents right here in this thread but i'd get banned D:
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Im just so fucking tired with the people constantly making these jokes about my age and how young i look
Hey im sorry that you're trying to be so funny that you have to stoop to that level and not even be funny SO JUST CUT IT! |
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Microshock, it's a mockery site. Chill out... you're only asking for them to tease you more when you act like that.
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:lol I MEAN LIKE POST HENTAI IN THIS THREAD TO BE FUNNY
to make fun of microshock who couldn't even come here anymore because.. he.. uh.. would be breaking the law! |
microshock, calm down :[
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I showed my wife the pictures of Microshock and she said "he's so cute" :lol I can't stop laughing
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i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"
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TO MY RECIPIENT : I apologize if it hasn't gotten to you by now. I sent it out on the 4th, and with 7-day mail so it should get there soon. Also, I apologize for the (potentially lame) gifts; Chojin can attest to the fact that my EMPLOYMENT PLANS fell through for Christmas just at the last minute. In short, I got fired because I'm 18 and not 21, and they won't pay me for at least another week. But I tried to overcompensate and I hope you like what I got you (at least two of those things are really rare!!)
TO MY SENDER: what the hell, you slacking bastard |
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yea you right rog....but no one even comments on the story...
COMMENT ON STORY YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!! |
fantastic stories and presents guys! :)
also, zeldasbiggestfan youre going down boy |
RECIPIENT HAVE YOU RECIEVED MY PRESENT YET :(
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I got my present from danny tatom, thanks danny, :lol
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Grisly...how are you poor...you can see your nice house from the pics
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what kind of dick sends tranny porn?
i got my gift today :D pics soon :O to my recipient: sent out yesterday, with slow n' cheap shippy, should be there within the week :O |
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I just don't have any spending money. That didn't stop me from raising twenty bucks just by improvising a little, there's no way he can tell me that he can't scrounge up some extra cash for a decent present. |
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i should have my story up tomorrow just trying to resize and upload all my pics. its not going to be very funny cuz frankly i am not very funny but i will do my best. |
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eh, i really dont give a shit what he thinks, i just picked the shit out thinking "what a cool story these gifts will make!" i mean, you gto an avenging unicorn, and jesus mirror and a giant devil bath duckie. you just cant go wrong.
maybe you will remember the awesomeness of my gift when you chose secret santas next year. hehe |
poppers ill be your secret santa ;]
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if zeldas biggest fan cant be banned from the boards, can he at least be banned from future secret santas?
Sheesh he put like zero effort into both giving AND receiving. what a creep. |
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Can Zelda be banned if his gift still sucks? I mean things have been getting better since Juttin has left except for the Spaz apperances (he's gross).
I'm not his biggest fan, I must admit. |
i say we let seth decide if he gets banned or not
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ok guys what picture hosting site do you use to post pics on here? i just tried photobucket and it woudlnt load any of my pics on here. i have my story ready to go..... just need the info.......
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