I saw no flower distribution in that thread, tho I may be mistaken. And for someone who simultaneously knows about the old boards, yet doesn't keep track of people on the internet, I suppose you would know I've always liked noob.

Oh, and Mad Max is just Doomspray or whatever from those fightery-fight boards (brawlhall?) that Max Burbank used to harrass. Big whoop.

The few times I was graced by interaction with Vinth were absolutely stunning. I'm not sure what was more actively amusing, burbank repeatedly putting VZ well into his place, or the way the "points" that Vinthy used to make were so cleverly interspersed between the words "jew" and "fag".

P.S. Mad Max, you're losing.

its apparent that I've gotten to you and hurt your feelings, and you hate it.

:lol
Max, you're a pathetic, probably pubescent, waste of carbon atoms. How exactly have you managed to hurt my feelings? All you do is throw out the same shit over and over, and it was old the first time.

Because if I DIDN'T get to you, you'd ignore me and not respond back.

Right. Just so then you could pull a kapn and yell "I WIN!!1 OMG MOCKERY SUCKS!!!" Toying with you is easy and amusing. Given how much time you spend generating replies, you obviously take this site way too seriously.

What a sad child.

Even for people who used to get pissed by Mad Max, they're kinda desensitized by the general repetitiveness of his comments.

Yep, like the dickhead that keeps posting his picture trying to impress the ladies.

Okay, now, I like a good sissy slap fest as much as the next guy, but the only thing more pansified than a Lord of the Rings paralell is getting all huffy over a Lord of the Rings paralell.

The movies are great, but they've legitimized a whole poncey anal-retentive nerdiness that should stay closeted. Time was if someone talked about how they spent the summer learning elvish or bragged about an all night bull session discussing which of their friends would be most succseful carrying the One Ring, you slammed them as hard as you could in the face, even if you yourself really, really liked the books. And you know what? They thanked you for it, because they knew in their hearts they needed it.

But if you found out that no one even mentioned you in that bull session, let alone made some comment about how close to Mount Doom you'd get or which supportinmg character you might be, and your face went all red and splotchy and you yelled a lot and called them names and then went home and cried? Then after you punched them in the face you had to kick tem until their lungs filled up with fluid.

:rolleyes

Irony.

Great idea Seth! Rip off my material! God knows you need something of substance to fight back with! :lol
All you just said was the exact thing I said to you in my last post. What's the matter? Running out of "witty" comebacks? :lol

:rolleyes

More "redundant" irony from the suicidal emotional cripple. :lol

[center:d79eeb6d2b]LET'S HEAR IT FOR REDUNDANCY! :lol [/center:d79eeb6d2b]

First you demonstrate a complete ignorance of what "esoteric" means, now you're abusing the meaning of "redundant". Brilliant.

I wonder what it means that you posted at this time. Are you in Mountain Time and on lunch break at middle school? Or are you in Central Time and just now getting home off the bus? Or do you live in Eastern Time, and have just now got through your hour of "special time" with daddy?

Jeez Seth, what a let down.

Come on an incest joke? I expect better, from a college boy like you.

But since you seem to be so interested trying to figure out what the fuck I'm doing, I'd say you just proved you're the one who's taking this seriously. :lol

Redundant hasn't been abused in anyway, not when I've so aptly applied it to your comments towards me. At this point, you might as well be calling me "fucktard" in every post. :lol

And that esoteric comment you made awhile back? You still used it in the wrong fucking way, you dumb fuck. :lol

This is really getting pathetic Seth, you're wasting your time arguing with a Middle School student, you can't even verbally beat! :lol

My use of my words have been perfectly valid, although you apparently fail to comprehend them. Your use of "redundant", however, displays a clear misunderstanding of the word and an ignorance of a more appropriate term.

And I've been taking this seriously in as much as I would to laugh at a puppy that just pissed itself. Like I said, I don't bring this up for a vigorous mental exercise, I just do it for an easy laugh. Base humor, yeah, but I don't feel like working for anything more.

:lol

Gets the job and meaning across much more efficiently Seth, if you're going for base humor. And it still generates the desired effect. (if this board is any indication)

And the whole "doing it for a cheap laugh" is something I've been saying ever since I've been here, fucktard.

You're running out of steam Sethy. :lol

HEY YOU GUYS, STOP FIGHTING GUYS. FRODO SEZ RELACKS.

I'm scared, max's head just keeps getting bigger and bigger :( What if our poor friend floats away like some kind of balloon headed puppet.

It would seem that Seth has cast himself in the role of Aragorn, defying the Dark Lord.

I see myself as Carnivore the White.

HEY GUYS. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WASTING TIME POSTING ON A MESSAGE BOARD TO ANNOY EVERYONE? :lol

IT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOM SAYS I'M GROUNDED. :chatter

I-mockery without Mad Max?! Is it even possible???? I hope so.

Don't forget that mad max has been here forever, he's the oldest member. he deserves respect.

Q: What do you call a group of suicidal emotional cripples?

A: I-Mockery.net! :lol





Oh, & esoteric was used in a correct manner. >:

That's it; I'm going back to the politics board.

I swear, pearls before swine.

It's like I'm Gandolf talking to Denethor.

I thought it was very funny but I don't take the SevenForceIncUSA approach and let people know exactly what I think of their every post ;<

Mad Max couldn't think of a reply to what I said, game over.

If all you retards would stop doing internet battle with him, he'd leave, you know.

He really wouldn't though.

Okay. But he has every other time.

He's managed to talk to himself in alot of threads, he really doesn't need us to be annoying.

If you leave him alone and he posts back and forth to himself, tell a mod to look at it. If the IPs match, you can bet he'll most likely get banned.

So stop trying to 'fight the good fight' and instead attempt to handle at least this facet of your life like a mature individual.

And where are my fucking puppies.

Ok mom love you.

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! YOU'VE GOT RIGHTS, YOU KNOW! I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WAY YOU FEEL! :tear

Mr. Burbank, as your every posting manages to be of the truest, greatest, & unnervingly subtlest of the most exilarating humour to ever grace the internet, you must come to understand that we cannot, while you surely deserve it, praise you every moment of the day. So, please in future just assume that our failure to comment is due to the paralyzing effect of awe strickenness that your wit inspires.

You're doing a good job, please continue.

Antifreeze: it tastes sweet cuz it's fun to eat!

Is someone sassing me? Because nobody loves a sass box.

I don't reallly need approval. Or to be noticed. Just unconditionally loved by everyone, no matter how I treat them.

If that's too much to ask, just say so. I can't be looking out for your needs. That's for you to do. I'm not the codependant one. Each and every one of you are the codependant ones.










kiss my ass


i hat you all

thats right, 'hat'.


blow me

And where oh where have I done that diddlefuck? I only go by the one name on this fucktard board. And if you're refering to that thread you made in the Mock Wars, its a bullshit thread where just everybody double posts any fucking way. Liquid made 25 posts in a goddamn row.

And while I'm glad to see I've had such an effect on your miserable life that you find me annoying and decided to name an entire thread after me, try again fucktard. :lol

Pub Lover: No it wasn't fucktard.

And THIS is why Chojin isn't a fucktard. :)

Nice to see you all discussing me in several threads though. :lol

I am glad you find it so amusing that people mention who they hate. You must be close to a stroke by laughing from all the mentions of arrowX and sports through these forums.

dont be mad, max

no need to be coy, roy

time for action, jackson

watch your vector, victor.

You're a whina', Jerimiah

Jes git on da bus, Gus!

This thread has even brought me out of the woodwork.

sit on a tack jack >:

come out of the woodwork, woodwork :x

put away your penis, denis

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Lick my balls, filthy ho.

I bet you thought I said something I shouldn't, but it's just your

IMAGINATION.....

BANNED

Oh, can we? PLEASE? :(

:faint

bend over, rover.

This thread has been sidetracked, Jack!

Indeed, it wasn't fucktard, fucktard.