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BlueOatmeal Sep 29th, 2004 08:33 PM

We need to bring back the phone number fun!
 
C'mon I haven't got ANY fucking calls and I've been forced to hang out at Little Five Points and give change to the homeless for idle chit-chat. So please help a guy out by letting him hear the voices of all you lovely people. My names Larry! :wink

Terra Sep 29th, 2004 08:37 PM

I would give out my number but nobody will call me.

Sethomas Sep 29th, 2004 08:39 PM

317-966-2121

I keep my phone off during class.

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2004 08:42 PM

Terra if you gave out your number I'd call you 20 times a day. Even at three in the morning. I wouldn't fucking leave you alone.

Terra Sep 29th, 2004 08:43 PM

Gee Milhouse, your all heart! :)

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2004 08:44 PM

JK

FartinMowler Sep 29th, 2004 08:44 PM

416 688 9828 You can leave a message on my cell phone :/ I turn it off at night.

BlueOatmeal Sep 29th, 2004 08:46 PM

you guys are suppose to call ME!!!

Terra Sep 29th, 2004 08:50 PM

But your the one who wants to talk to people. You call us. :)

MLE Sep 29th, 2004 08:51 PM

BO, you already called me, but for anyone else who wants to but is too lazy to bring up the old thread: 410-967-1963

Supafly345 Sep 29th, 2004 08:54 PM

I think blueoatmeal is the only one who used the phonenumbers. And I don't wish to talk to someone with their mouth full.

BlueOatmeal Sep 29th, 2004 08:54 PM

Give your number Terra and I'll give you a ring.

Raize Sep 29th, 2004 08:55 PM

What, are you all faggots who can't find enough single homosexual men that you have to give your phone numbers out on a god-damn forum?

MLE Sep 29th, 2004 08:57 PM

i've been dating Chojin for a year and a third. i'm just bored. i can't speak for anyone else, though.

BlueOatmeal Sep 29th, 2004 08:58 PM

I hope there is protected secks going on. If you want to tell me details about it, you know my number.

Terra Sep 29th, 2004 08:59 PM

Oh oh. Don't let Chojin read this. :chatter

BlueOatmeal Sep 29th, 2004 09:28 PM

Wheres that number Terra? You know you want to give it to me.

Matt Harty Sep 30th, 2004 06:35 PM

this thread isnt pathetic at all

BlueOatmeal Sep 30th, 2004 06:50 PM

I did call Farty and I left a message but I don't think he liked it.

Dixie Sep 30th, 2004 06:53 PM

703-549-4287
we don't answer the phone so prank call our amswering machine. i need the entertainment!!!

nothing4buddha Sep 30th, 2004 09:23 PM

530-417-1415 prank me too, me too! :(

Captain Goodtimes Sep 30th, 2004 10:43 PM

I called blue oatmeal and some nerdy faggot picked up the phone so I must of got the wrong number.

sadie Sep 30th, 2004 11:29 PM

Quote:

Did you know...?

One out of five children has been sexually solicited online

Joshua F. Finer, MBA - President, Software4Parents.com
>:

BlueOatmeal Sep 30th, 2004 11:41 PM

I called Budda once and it made me feel dirty in a good way.

BlueOatmeal Oct 1st, 2004 01:54 AM

Sterotype called me tonight at like 1:40 am. He was drunk as a motherfucker, it was funny as hell. He wanted me to guess who it was and I failed. He also said I had a southern accent.


WHY IN THE GODAMN FUCK CAN I NOT EDIT?

ItalianStereotype Oct 1st, 2004 02:07 AM

Georguh, to be precise, suh.

Anonymous Oct 1st, 2004 04:31 AM

Terra, she meant bored in relation to people calling her, not in relation to our...relationship.

OH GOD WHAT IF IT'S TRUE :tear

Terra Oct 1st, 2004 08:29 AM

I'm calling her to find out. You know, GIRL TALK style. :lol

ItalianStereotype Oct 1st, 2004 10:59 AM

fuck you, she already has a girl talk buddy.

FartinMowler Oct 1st, 2004 03:22 PM

Thank you to whom ever phoned and left a incoherant message :/ Here's a piece of advice. When you leave a message speak clearly, like this Hi my name is ........ I'm from I-mockery and wanted to say...... and such, not "Uh, I guess this is a message machine and I Uh, don't really know what to say". :rolleyes

tenno Oct 1st, 2004 05:18 PM

people call my phone and get TEH PRANKSTER BWHAHHAHAHAHA

nothing4buddha Oct 1st, 2004 06:38 PM

:eek who called me today?

Sam Oct 1st, 2004 07:44 PM

ME. :(

Dole Oct 2nd, 2004 06:18 AM

go on then, give me a call. I am booooored (+44) (0) 20 7766 7321

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Oct 2nd, 2004 06:54 AM

666-666-0666

FS Oct 2nd, 2004 07:16 AM

665 NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST :SATANIC

YOU SHOULD PUT THAT ON A TSHIRT

HickMan Oct 2nd, 2004 01:12 PM

330-788-3601

Call me love ;O

MLE Oct 2nd, 2004 01:58 PM

most of the people i would enjoy talking to live outside of the US, such as Helm, FS, Achimp (who has a canadian accent ;>), Dole, and a few others ;>

so far, the only people i really talk to in person or on the phone from imock is Carnivore is God, and ItalianStereotype. they're pretty awesome. Schimid is awesome too, but he got himself banned, cause he couldn't stop coming here. :<

ItalianStereotype Oct 2nd, 2004 02:11 PM

Oatmeal, why the hell did you call me at 6 a.m.?

MLE Oct 2nd, 2004 02:15 PM

cause you called him drunk off your ass, instead of calling me, like you always do :<

ItalianStereotype Oct 2nd, 2004 02:17 PM

I didn't talk to you that night? I could've sworn that I did.

Bob DA retard Oct 2nd, 2004 02:23 PM

760 955 8479

Ask for Bob.

Anonymous Oct 2nd, 2004 02:23 PM

no

Helm Oct 2nd, 2004 02:44 PM

62100644833553467893458660346834 or something

Rongi Oct 3rd, 2004 12:24 AM

cell: 1631-521-1888

dont call now though cuz it's not on :(

BlueOatmeal Oct 3rd, 2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
Oatmeal, why the hell did you call me at 6 a.m.?


I was drunk with my friends and I wanted to let you share my experience. Then I decided that maybe you may not have wanted to hear me being drunk.

Terra Oct 3rd, 2004 12:02 PM

Okay.

Cell is 417-838-6523. But NO drunkee calls! I can never understand people who slurr their speech and if I'm in bed I'm not picking it up! I have to be at work early in the morning. :)

BlueOatmeal Oct 3rd, 2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
Thank you to whom ever phoned and left a incoherant message :/ Here's a piece of advice. When you leave a message speak clearly, like this Hi my name is ........ I'm from I-mockery and wanted to say...... and such, not "Uh, I guess this is a message machine and I Uh, don't really know what to say". :rolleyes


Dammit that was me! You were supposed to call me back. Its too late now so don't even try.

whoreable Oct 3rd, 2004 04:50 PM

long distance costs money for me yall :(
so sorry guys!

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2004 05:56 PM

BlueOatmeal called and my mom was like wtf who was that and i said somebody from i-mockery and she was like wtf he could be a internet predator :(

BlueOatmeal Oct 3rd, 2004 05:58 PM

It was funny. I hope you finished cutting the grass.

Crying Baby Jesus Oct 3rd, 2004 05:58 PM

780-539-3431

Jixby Phillips Oct 3rd, 2004 06:06 PM

HERES MY PHONE NUMBER

whoreable Oct 3rd, 2004 06:09 PM

good talking to you mr phillips!

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2004 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
It was funny. I hope you finished cutting the grass.

I did! In record time, too!

BlueOatmeal Oct 3rd, 2004 06:37 PM

OH SHIT GUYS! Terra called me :love What a fantastic day!

Matt Harty Oct 3rd, 2004 06:55 PM

You must lead an exciting life.

Jixby Phillips Oct 3rd, 2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
w/e

i do hate you, feind

BlueOatmeal Oct 3rd, 2004 07:40 PM

Why? I've given nothing but sweet wholesome love to these boards.

Blake Stamper Oct 3rd, 2004 07:46 PM

Heh heh, you wanna know my number? I know I'm new an all but you can call me If you like, maybe tell me how things work here.

The numbers 502-543-5726!

Terra Oct 3rd, 2004 08:09 PM

Blue Oatmeal was really sweet. I'm sorry I missed your call earlier. I'll keep my cell phone with me tonight. That way if anybody cares to be verbally abused by me like Blue Oatmeal was, I'll try to keep my reputation maintained.

But if anybody wants phone sex, they are going to have to use Paypal. >:

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2004 08:14 PM

F THAT S >:

Big McLargehuge Oct 3rd, 2004 08:44 PM

hey hickman, i am stroking your tits

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2004 10:28 PM

Oh I like it. I'm kissing your nuts.

Big McLargehuge Oct 4th, 2004 12:05 AM

FAG

FartinMowler Oct 4th, 2004 12:45 PM

Having someone sing "YOu are my sunshine" on my message machine was nice on a Monday morning :/ I hope some parent doesn't get a phone bill because of it though.

BlueOatmeal Oct 4th, 2004 02:44 PM

Fuck guys; Terra wants me! I can see it in the way she types.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2004 03:55 PM

thank you for your incoherent message i too recieved, 2 hours before i had to get up and go to work. from now on the ringer will be turned off at night if i can help it.

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Fuck guys; Terra wants me! I can see it in the way she types.

But tell them how mean I was to you too. :) :lol

James Oct 4th, 2004 08:36 PM

I just got off the phone with Terra. I came two times, and then cried for about a minute.

Anonymous Oct 4th, 2004 08:41 PM

DID SHE VERBALLY BASH YOU LIKE I HEAR SHE DOES HAHA THAT TERRA'S A REAL TOUGH NUT I TELL YA :lol

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 08:42 PM

He had PAYPAL. I love a man with "incentive." I came too bayybeee! :love

ThisIsWitty Oct 4th, 2004 08:42 PM

What do you people talk about with each other?

James Oct 4th, 2004 08:44 PM

Me and Terra talked about where we'd like to stick things into other things.

Then I did a munchkin voice from Wizard of Oz.

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 08:44 PM

Call me and find out baybee. :)

LegoLars Oct 4th, 2004 08:48 PM

I'd call but im stupid and don't know the US country code..

Karl Hungus Oct 4th, 2004 08:50 PM

its 1, as in AMERICA IS #1, WHOO GO TEAM. GOOD HUSTLE

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 08:50 PM

Your operator can help you with that. :)

Anonymous Oct 4th, 2004 09:00 PM

All of you are REALLY listing your phone numbers in the hopes that I'll dial up and call you a fucktard, aren't you?

Crying Baby Jesus Oct 4th, 2004 09:26 PM

someone talk to me please.

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 09:30 PM

I'll call you and I promise I'll be nice. If you want. :)

Crying Baby Jesus Oct 4th, 2004 09:33 PM

I don't want to talk to a shitstorm. Be too disturbing

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 09:36 PM

:lol

BlueOatmeal Oct 5th, 2004 01:26 AM

Thanks to Terra I know the limits of what the human rectum can take. Also various domesticated animals, such as, dogs, cats, ferrets...Well you guys get the idea.

Terra Oct 5th, 2004 08:48 AM

And all that was a freebie. You didn't need PAYPAL for that. :)

Zhukov Oct 5th, 2004 10:11 AM

I actually feel left out.

Sicktodeathmx Oct 5th, 2004 10:29 AM

Heh, I don't think anyone here remembers me, but my number is 205 799 8576. Pranks are always welcome after 9 pm

James Oct 5th, 2004 11:05 AM

I remember you. :/

liquidstatik Oct 5th, 2004 11:40 AM

Long distance is money. :(

sry guys.

Sicktodeathmx Oct 5th, 2004 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James
I remember you. :/

Aww, I didn't think anyone would!

whoreable Oct 5th, 2004 05:49 PM

i remeber when i was the admin and i banned you!

Terra Oct 5th, 2004 07:12 PM

Did you get demoted? :confused

Anonymous Oct 5th, 2004 07:37 PM

i remember std. i still have you on my buddeh list ;<

Helm Oct 5th, 2004 07:39 PM

Goodbye and thanks for all the crabs.

Sicktodeathmx Oct 6th, 2004 01:41 AM

Yeah, that was a fun time. My surname for my user is gone now. I still have you on my list pop'n.
How has everyone been? I have been super busy!

executioneer Oct 6th, 2004 08:24 PM

no-one ever called me lol

Anonymous Oct 7th, 2004 10:31 AM

that's not true i know emily did

HickMan Oct 7th, 2004 07:42 PM

Blue Oatmeal called and asked for Bertha. He asked my (OMFG) mom for Bertha :(

Terra Oct 7th, 2004 09:34 PM

Your name must be Bertha.

BlueOatmeal Oct 7th, 2004 09:45 PM

Don't you tell all the internetters what I said to you Hickman. That stays between me and you.


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