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Drev Oct 31st, 2003 04:31 PM

Do Smarties make you horny? :(
 
I've heard it does but I'm not sure. :(

Cap'n Crunch Oct 31st, 2003 09:40 PM

SHOCK TARTS ARE THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE. >:

Schimid Oct 31st, 2003 09:47 PM

SHOCKING :eek

Emu Oct 31st, 2003 11:56 PM

Some flavors of Starburst give me diarrhea. :(

Schimid Nov 1st, 2003 12:03 AM

SHOCKING :eek

ScruU2wice Nov 1st, 2003 12:27 AM

-ly Erotic :yum

Cap'n Crunch Nov 1st, 2003 12:53 PM

SHCOOCKIGN :eek

BlueOatmeal Nov 5th, 2003 03:56 PM

When I was little I ate a big bag of red Twislers all by myself and later that night I had a runny red bowel movement and I thought that my ass was bleeding. I was a scared little boy.

Snatchtastic Nov 5th, 2003 04:08 PM

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It was, you had just been raped by the Blair Witch.

S.I.D.S. Nov 5th, 2003 08:42 PM

m&ms make my poop brown

but seriously, are you talking about canadian smarties or american smarties??

BlueOatmeal Nov 6th, 2003 01:12 AM

Comfort me!!11 My shit was runny and RED! I thought I was bleeding!! I thought I was going to bleed to death out of my ass.

Snatchtastic Nov 6th, 2003 02:07 AM

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I saw Short Curcuit 2 in the theatres and I ate alot of popcorn and alot of redvines. I vomited all over my pillow in the middle of the night and ended up sleeping on the couch. :(

Sicktodeathmx Nov 7th, 2003 12:40 PM

Re: .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
It was, you had just been raped by the Blair Witch.

Don't you mean... The Bare Winch? Oh god... I hope at least one other person here has seen that god awful porn.

BlueOatmeal Nov 7th, 2003 12:52 PM

I've seen Panty Hoes 2

Snatchtastic Nov 7th, 2003 02:16 PM

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Yeah I saw that B grade porn with nothing but tits. All it was was a retarded camera man and 6 retarded slotskeys getting horny in the woods and the slotskeys rubbing thier breastss.

Nerd Nov 7th, 2003 03:13 PM

Re: .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Quote:

Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
It was, you had just been raped by the Blair Witch.

Don't you mean... The Bare Winch? Oh god... I hope at least one other person here has seen that god awful porn.

That porn sucked. It had hardly any jerk off material. >:

Though I believe it was called Bare Wench.

Big Papa Goat Nov 8th, 2003 01:34 AM

:orgasm Nikki Fritz was in that right? If I wasn't so drunk I wouldn't be posting about my knowlege of porn stars :( But Nikki Fritz is teh secks.

Derangon Nov 29th, 2003 08:02 PM

Oh yeah. Everything makes me horny.

The word "the" makes me jerk off like never before.

Joking. Why would I be that disgusting? Urgh... smarties just make me hyper.

JesusFishSticks Nov 29th, 2003 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S.I.D.S.
m&ms make my poop brown

but seriously, are you talking about canadian smarties or american smarties??

psh... smart canadians :lol

executioneer Nov 30th, 2003 01:36 AM

LOVELINE FORUM >:

-willie

Julie Dec 2nd, 2003 05:54 PM

is this like that green m&ms rumor? :(

ziggytrix Dec 2nd, 2003 05:56 PM

that you could score a home run???

Helm Dec 2nd, 2003 09:39 PM

Another thread full of people that should be deprived of their fingers by means of a sharp butcher knife. I hate you and all you post. Obviously the person with the dragon's lair personal image is excluded as is the dj :daisyhead

Drev Dec 3rd, 2003 08:56 PM

That includes you too >:

+tom- Dec 5th, 2003 05:37 AM

smarties make me horney, all smooth and round.....

seriosly i dont think many lollies act as an aphrodisiac, or smarties would be sold out
all the old men popping boxes o smarties....
hehehe


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