I THREW ONE OVER A PUDDLE FOR MY LADY THOUGH.

This thread was shitty at first, then great, and now it's dying down again.

Also, joking about how your black girlfriend could sneak up on someone at midnight? Sounds like your filthy mother's racist seeds are starting to sprout. You disgust me.

i think th real moral here is to never ask for advice on shit i can figure out on my own while i am drunk.

If you're drunk and needing love advice...this is the LAST place you need to seek it.

I/J/S

Seriously dood. Seek real help and stop creating shit for the rest of us that need comical sexual advice without slitting our own wrist in angst.

Sometimes when we come, we need to blast out a gigglefart. You're being a wet rag about it...>:

meh i dont object and i expect to get made fun of ive laughed my ass off honestly

worst defense ever

i'm just laughing with them! i don't care! you're fucking offended so show it asshole

******lover

Oooh, Tadao has a mysterious mystery word in his post there. I wonder what it could be? I bet it is dorito.

I'm pretty sure it's "weasel".

wicker

mother [/shoot me]

|\|1gg3r 1337

TandE sucks Eurodeathmetal sucks Kissing Kitsa's ass sucks Racist leet sucks. You really fucking suck. I'm sure there is a forum for you somewhere, just not here.

HES CALLIN YOU OUT. YOU JUST GONNA LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?

:THATGUY