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10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 30th, 2009 05:58 PM

There was a midget match up in some Las Vegas wrestling PPV. Scott Steiner came out and threw a midget into the 3rd of 4th row from the ring. I think he was seriously hurt but no one seemed to care. :(

Sam Nov 30th, 2009 07:56 PM

Why is Bryan Danielson named Dirk Dickswoggle

Pentegarn Nov 30th, 2009 09:46 PM

I think the better question is "why aren't more people named Dirk Dickswoggle?"

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2009 11:06 PM

On /wooo/ everyone likes to call him Dirk Dickbutt. I'm not sure why yet.

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2009 12:34 AM

You should have brought shit to throw at Sheamus during his promo

Maybe some tanning gel

Chojin Dec 1st, 2009 02:04 AM

Well it turns out the guy who sold me the tickets was a bit of a liar, but the seats were still pretty good and I only paid face value anyway



THE GHOST OF DIBIASE WATCHES OVER US ALL



YOUUUUUU



trips what the fuck are you doing



MY HERO :SWOON



YOU'RE GONNA DIE



I'M BOUT TO GET RULL SURRUS UP IN HERE



CARLITO GIVES CENA THE STINK EYE



and then everyone died.

After raw went off the air, Big Show came back out and attacked DX, then for no reason Orton's music hit and he ran down to the ring and started stomping on michaels. Jerishow ducked out the back and left Orton in the ring seated like a teddy bear.



QUICKLY RANDY HATCH A PLAN



RANDY ORTON, THE NEW 3RD MEMBER OF DX

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 1st, 2009 10:15 AM

I hate how they're always saying Orton is coiled like a snake or he's ready to pounce. He usually just looks like an idiot. He reminds me of the snake from Donkey Kong Country 2 with that dumb look.

Sam Dec 1st, 2009 10:47 AM

I THINK I SAW TOM SAVINI SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THE ANNOUNCE TEAM

Chojin Dec 1st, 2009 12:52 PM

i forgot to add the first pic of the set, it's there now

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2009 04:38 PM

I don't think they make Viper puns anymore, now that he's just MENTALLY UNSTABLE

The thing I can't stand about Raw announcers is that they don't fucking say anything while a heel is going to work on some jobber.

By which I mean stop with the shocked silence when Sheamus is faffing around, I need a distraction from his generic ring technique and boring gimmick.

Chojin Dec 1st, 2009 08:10 PM

Oh man, I just found out that a lot of wrestlers use Twitter. Miz and Jericho probably have the best ones.

http://twitter.com/WWE/superstars/members

http://twitter.com/WWEJoeyStyles

Man, fuck you Joey.

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2009 08:47 PM

Hornswoggle's got one?

Isn't that breaking kayfabe?

Pentegarn Dec 2nd, 2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 661441)
Hornswoggle's got one?

Isn't that breaking kayfabe?

Breaking kayfabe is the new kayfabe

Guitar Woman Dec 5th, 2009 11:08 AM

Umaga died :lol :(

I mean, he really died. :(

Sam Dec 5th, 2009 01:24 PM

Yeah he had a heart attack. :(

Chojin Dec 5th, 2009 10:41 PM

When people ask me how he died, I tell them that he was eating popcorn and accidentally gave himself the samoan spike.

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2009 01:22 AM

Quote:

In an eerie trivia note, both Eddie Guerrero and Umaga wrestled their final matches against Ken Anderson. Both grapplers would pass away mere days after facing the former Mr. Kennedy.

Sam Dec 7th, 2009 01:52 AM

OH SHIT

Lord Lonic Dec 7th, 2009 03:15 AM

Looks like Billy Gunn's former butt buddy is next!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 7th, 2009 09:21 AM


Angryhydralisk Jan 3rd, 2010 12:19 PM

Ca't wait for Monday to see Bret Hart on RAW (Full aware he isn't capable of wrestling at all anymore) and seeing Smackdown/Rejects of Wrestling on the 5th.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 3rd, 2010 05:42 PM

I guess TNA is switching to monday nights tomorrow too. So there's going to be a big thing for a new Monday Night Wars.

Also, there should be a luchador named Monday Night Juarez.

Pentegarn Jan 3rd, 2010 08:16 PM

^^^

Let us hope that pushes wrestling writers into writing entertaining stuff again

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2010 11:33 PM

I saw a WWE movie starring Kane last night. SEE NO EVIL :lol

http://www.celebritywonder.com/wp/Ka...per_2_1280.jpg

MLE Jan 4th, 2010 12:18 AM

How bad was it?


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