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kellychaos May 13th, 2003 01:25 PM

Holy Annoyance
 
I used to be a soldier so I'm used to taking orders and stuff but lately God's REALLY been getting on my nerves. It started off innocently enough when he'd only be around to advise me on major events in my life like leaving girlfriends, moving, ect. Now he's nosing into every facet of my life: "Thou shalt change your spark plugs!", "Thou shalt mow the lawn!", ect. What makes it even more annoying is he always has to try to push that bass voice of his. Ooooh, I'm scared! :eek That is sooooo Old Testament. :rolleyes Why can't he just call me? He's got my cell. >:

Spectre X May 13th, 2003 02:03 PM

becasue you're from the army, go Gunnery Sargeant Hartman on his divine ass. Only make sure he's not called, or realted to a person named Gomer Piles.

noob3 May 14th, 2003 11:53 AM

Kelly sure is obnoxious.

kellychaos May 14th, 2003 12:05 PM

... and now the left testicle ... please and thank you. :)

FlakTrooper May 14th, 2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
Kelly sure is obnoxious.

She does not come remotely close to you, oh Supreme Lord and Master of all things, Noob3.

Daphne May 14th, 2003 12:12 PM

I thought Kelly was a guy?

kellychaos May 14th, 2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daphne
I thought Kelly was a guy?

She is :)

noob3 May 14th, 2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlakTrooper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
Kelly sure is obnoxious.

She does not come remotely close to you, oh Supreme Lord and Master of all things, Noob3.

why are all these people i don't know acting like i act like i am supreme lord and master of all things? i never act like that, it's just that, kelly's obnoxious.

FlakTrooper May 14th, 2003 12:53 PM

I just thought it would be a good title for you

Johannas May 14th, 2003 12:56 PM

Hey, Leave KellyChaos alone. And FYI, HE is a male. But then again, im sure he can fight his own battles....*creeps back into his hole*

DTH
JOHANNAS

kellychaos May 14th, 2003 01:16 PM

Yet you came to read a thread that you knew was originated by me. :rolleyes Here's a problem solver: Get outta my thread! That is all. Have a nice day. :)

feelevil May 14th, 2003 01:18 PM

n00b get ur head out ur ass yo>>> u ain't betta than NOBODY PEACE

noob3 May 14th, 2003 01:23 PM

what the hell =( i dont think im better than anyone, not even kellychaos but that dosnt make him less obnoxious

feelevil May 14th, 2003 01:25 PM

im jus playin' yo >> we cools :nutinbutluv d00d :love

kellychaos May 14th, 2003 01:27 PM

Get out!!Get out!Get out!!! >:

noob3 May 14th, 2003 01:27 PM

gangsign

feelevil May 14th, 2003 01:30 PM

kellychaos why don't YOU get out u obnoxious fuck>>

n that cell phone thing iz MY line reserved for ME AND MY CATBREAD yo get ur own gear

noob3 May 14th, 2003 01:36 PM

let us cap this whitey

sadie May 14th, 2003 04:03 PM

you two are gonna be hurtin' if it turns out kelly's some kind of chosen saint-like person or something. i mean, god's speaking to him about the stuff of life. i'm just sayin' be careful. 8-)

CrapOnAStick May 14th, 2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feelevil
kellychaos why don't YOU get out u obnoxious fuck>>

n that cell phone thing iz MY line reserved for ME AND MY CATBREAD yo get ur own gear

I thought you left >:

GnrySgtHartman May 14th, 2003 05:13 PM

I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HANG OUT WITH NOOB3 IN REAL LIFE

Jixby Phillips May 14th, 2003 05:29 PM

Kelly sucks. So does Johannas.

Johannas May 14th, 2003 06:23 PM

Im glad you care about me enough to put me in your post, Jixby :)

DTH
JOHANNAS

Skulhedface May 14th, 2003 07:33 PM

Just wait until he cares about you enough to give you your own topic.

Jixby Phillips May 14th, 2003 08:40 PM

Can't you get over the fact that you are stupid and annoying?


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