Hilarity in the lingerie aisle
I was shopping this evening and pushed a pair of women's panties aside on a lingerie rack. Something about the texture of it made me go back and look, and I found that the entire back of it was a fake foam butt.
I mean, I've seen the ones with the padding for the ladies who are kind of flat back there, but this was an actual foam butt, complete with crack. I couldn't tear my eyes away...it was a molded foam butt covered in black spandex. It was $19.95. No, I didn't buy it. But it was intriguing in a weird sort of way. It sort of reminded me of those foam butts you can find around Halloween to stick out the backs of hospital gowns and stuff. |
Oh the lengths some women will go through.:rolleyes
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Having an ass that's too small is not something that I have ever had to worry about.
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Me either. I mean, it's not J-lo, but not bony either.
I just wonder what happens when the partner of this person discovers (s)he's just grabbed a handful of foam-ass. It'd be like coming up with tissues out of a bra. What was that Family Guy quote? "Those aren't boobs, they're lies!" |
This sets a new bar for gag gifts.
Filthy Rotten Cheaters Central They're also available in Depends/Lumpy Soccer Mom, apparently. |
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