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James May 4th, 2003 07:36 AM

Now Rog is going to lose his wife, house, and boyfriend. :(

I've seen it happen a thousand times on Maury. :faint

Blackjack May 4th, 2003 11:30 AM

hah! 801st post! Wow.

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=426567&outx=760&oq=0
Me, looking confused, with my mockery T-shirt.

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=240425&outx=760&oq=0
Bored in the pub

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=240431&outx=760&oq=0
Still bored in the pub.

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=240438&outx=760&oq=0
Santa hats make you happy!!!

Sethomas May 4th, 2003 06:40 PM

Like they really have Christmas and Santa in the UK. :rolleyes

kellychaos May 5th, 2003 09:15 AM

I'm the guy in the yellow shirt ... the horizontal one that looks like he has no neck ... sorry the pictures so big :/


James May 5th, 2003 10:41 AM

Christ, there's so much potential there for photoshoppery, and I can't figure how to do it. :(

Someone put them in army fatigues, and change the background to Nam. And give Kelly a bloodied leg.

FS May 5th, 2003 02:33 PM

War is hell.

Jeanette X May 5th, 2003 07:22 PM

Hold on to your hats, you are about to recieve the closest thing a picture of me that I am willing to post...it is an avatar I found that bears some resembalance to me. :/ Yeah, its a cop out. But its all your going to get.



Thats very close to what I look like...except I am more unkempt, with scragglier hair.

Edit: Jamesman, careful you don't ejaculate all over your keyboard. They are a bitch to clean. :wank

whoreable May 5th, 2003 07:27 PM

hm..you look familiar


Jeanette X May 5th, 2003 07:30 PM

I have actually been told I bear a resembalance to Wednesday Adams.

Protoclown May 5th, 2003 10:03 PM

Jeanette...that's a piece of Toni DiTerlizzi art in your avatar, right? It looks like something from the Planescape books, but I do not recognize it.

Why won't you post a real picture anyway?

Jeanette X May 5th, 2003 10:16 PM

Quote:

Jeanette...that's a piece of Toni DiTerlizzi art in your avatar, right?
I really don't know...I found it on an avatar website and it didn't say who orignally made it. I just liked it better than most of other female avatars (just a lot of tits and ass).

Quote:

Why won't you post a real picture anyway?
Oh, a number of reasons:
1. I want to protect my anonymity
2. Too much trouble to scan one
3. I don't want my visage smeared with virtual feces.

whoreable May 5th, 2003 10:18 PM

You just wanna protect yourself from stalkers (Jamesman)

Protoclown May 5th, 2003 10:21 PM

I'm almost certain that's DiTerlizzi. He's one of my favorite artists.

And you shouldn't worry about shit like that, Jeanette. Hell, most of the mockers around here have posted their pictures before. I always enjoy having a face to finally put to the name, helps me get a better idea of who I'm talking to.

Speaking of which, have YOU ever posted your pic, whoreable?

whoreable May 5th, 2003 10:22 PM

eh no one wants to see the pic of some dumbass dude...

Jeanette X May 5th, 2003 10:23 PM

Well, IM me sometime and I'll send you one.

James May 5th, 2003 10:36 PM

Send me one too, homo. >:

I need o track you down and have all the sex with you. >:

I've been perfecting this new move, called the Ninja Strike. When I blow my load in your mouth, I punch you RIGHT IN THE THROAT. >:

I hear the bitches love it. >:

And if you REALLY look like Wednesday Addams, you are required by law to show me your picture. >:

Jeanette X May 5th, 2003 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman
And if you REALLY look like Wednesday Addams, you are required by law to show me your picture. >:

Why? Do you have a thing for Christina Ricci or something?

Besides, the pics I have available aren't as Wednesdayesqe as I am in real life.

Les Waste May 6th, 2003 01:17 AM

Christina Ricci is one of the two hottest women alive. >:

I posted pictures of me a while ago, and nobody cared. The point is, you should post pictures of yourself because even though you may think people will use pictures of you against you, they really will not care that much.

:(

Jeanette X May 6th, 2003 01:20 AM

I don't even have a picture of what I currently look like. All the photos of myself I can dig up are from almost 2 years ago, when I had short hair.

James May 6th, 2003 02:32 AM

Then you should come over one day, and I can take pictures of you.

IM me, and I can go over what outfits are acceptable, and what sexual acts you are required to do.

Jixby Phillips May 6th, 2003 03:03 AM

Jamesman should take a picture of him SHUTTING UP

I had a dream I for some reason was forced to move into an apartment with Christina Ricci because my mom and her mom were friends. It was really uncomfortable at first but then I found out she had every episode of every Yogi Bear show on tape and we became good friends. I miss her.

James May 6th, 2003 05:20 AM

Jixby makes my penis sad.

How come you haven't done any new adventures lately?

FS May 6th, 2003 05:36 AM

Christina Ricci's forehead is as BIG AS A HOUSE. :eek

Helm May 6th, 2003 08:26 AM

I've posted lots of pictures of me here, but none of them have been smeared with virtual anything yet :(

CaptainBubba May 6th, 2003 09:53 AM

You have to ask nicely. :)


sadie May 6th, 2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
I've posted lots of pictures of me here, but none of them have been smeared with virtual anything yet :(

that you know of.. ;)

Jeanette X May 6th, 2003 01:14 PM

Well, the Goatwoman is close enough for now.

soundtest May 7th, 2003 02:37 AM

my friend just sent me an astroboy sars mask from China :eek


Anonymous May 7th, 2003 06:24 PM

This is me and joe



We're boys



Sometimes we sleep together


The end

noob3 May 7th, 2003 06:36 PM

:love

Les Waste May 7th, 2003 06:39 PM

Are you wearing a Bruce Springstein shirt? :(

Anonymous May 7th, 2003 06:47 PM

Yes, it's from when I saw him in concert.

I've seen most bands worth mentioning live. And a lot of them that aren't worth mentioning.

Les Waste May 7th, 2003 08:06 PM

I bet you've never seen The Clash :rolleyes :(

Your friend Joe looks like he's wearing a dog collar. :(

Rongi May 7th, 2003 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
my friend just sent me an astroboy sars mask from China :eek


I so want one :(

I wish SARS would come here >:

Anonymous May 7th, 2003 10:00 PM

It's a pink fuzzy collar with spikes on.

That and the hat are really mine ;x

kellychaos May 8th, 2003 12:12 PM

Me again ... at a chicken wing eating contest. Photoshop at your leisure. :)


Protoclown May 8th, 2003 12:15 PM

Chojin...there should be a children's book about you and Joe sleeping together.

Anonymous May 8th, 2003 02:13 PM

and it should be a pop-up book!
CUE THE CYMBAL!!!

kellychaos May 8th, 2003 02:22 PM

:rimshot

noob3 May 9th, 2003 07:23 AM

I THOUGHT KELLYCHAOS WAS AN OBNOXIOUS WOMAN

Helm May 9th, 2003 08:33 AM

Choijn: Okay, this explains the gay pants and hair, but did you have him pose for the camera or something?

Anonymous May 9th, 2003 01:05 PM

?

Helm May 9th, 2003 05:50 PM

YOU RECENTLY BOUGHT GAY PANTS.

YOU RECENTLY HAD YOUR HAIR CUT IN A WAY WAY GAY WAY.

AND NOW YOU'RE GAY AND IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE :lol


But seriously, did you dress your inflatable lovedoll up for the webshots?

jin May 9th, 2003 07:46 PM

>:

You better get rid of him when I get there. >:

:love :yum :love

PS. What do yall think of my new leather jacket and ear piercing??? (translation - more vanity shots :) )






I shouldnt have started using this webcam thing, im wwwaaayyyy too vain. bleh.

AHEhaEhAHEhaEHHAEHHEA

PPS. I just woke up - bed hair.

PPPS. Choji - i kinda stole your idea and dyed the left side of my fringe red, and i need a haircut. :love

Jeanette X May 9th, 2003 08:22 PM

Jin's pictures belong on my cute things thread. :love

Les Waste May 9th, 2003 08:43 PM

If I was a woman, or bi-curious, I would totally screw Jin. :(

Protoclown May 9th, 2003 09:30 PM

Jin is a very handsome man

OMG I WISH I WAS GAY :(

Ninjavenom May 9th, 2003 09:57 PM

I do like his very IORI (:love) appearance.

James May 9th, 2003 10:14 PM

Chojin and Jin are two very gay peas in an pod full of gay. :(

And I mean that as a compliment. :(

UnDeath May 10th, 2003 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
I do like his very IORI (:love) appearance.

yeah, them studly Yagamis. :(

FS May 10th, 2003 04:10 AM

Yes, those hunky tamagotchis.

Helm May 10th, 2003 10:21 AM

Quote:

OMG I WISH I WAS GAY
If you set your mind to it, and try hard enough, there's nothing that will stop you from achieving your dreams!

Anonymous May 10th, 2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
I do like his very IORI (:love) appearance.

http://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyor...eyore_kick.jpg ?

Rongi May 10th, 2003 11:32 AM

:love :love :love

Why can't I be gay >:?

GnrySgtHartman May 10th, 2003 11:38 AM

Because you dont believe in love, remember?

Rongi May 10th, 2003 11:40 AM

Long time no see, how are things :|?

kellychaos May 10th, 2003 11:47 AM



Still Unsure?

Les Waste May 10th, 2003 12:07 PM

Apparently, I'm only 30 percent gay, and I need to be more gay, as it says women are more attracted to gayer men than me. :(

Apparently women like men who give sex toys as presents and are attracted to their best friends.

Rongi May 10th, 2003 12:15 PM

I'm three precent gayer then you, Les :(

Schimid May 10th, 2003 12:29 PM

20 percent here. :)

Les Waste May 10th, 2003 12:31 PM


MrAdventure May 10th, 2003 12:31 PM

FOR TAKING THAT TEST YOU ALL HAVE PERFECT SCORES IN MY BOOK

kellychaos May 10th, 2003 12:39 PM

You know what they say about a man who's so touchy about his own sexuality ... :rolleyes ... 20% gay and I feel "Super, thanks for asking!" :)

Cap'n Crunch May 10th, 2003 01:54 PM

I couldn't understand any of the British words. I am less gayer than Rongi, so that means I am doing all right.

Esuohlim May 10th, 2003 02:30 PM

26%, and I'm apparantly too straight for women to like me. :(

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH WOMEN? WHY ARE THEY ONLY ATTRACTED TO GUYS THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO GUYS? >:

Jeanette X May 10th, 2003 02:34 PM

Stop it with the gay test posts and start posting more cute pictures I can swoon over. >:

kellychaos May 10th, 2003 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Stop it with the gay test posts and start posting more cute pictures I can swoon over. >:


Esuohlim May 10th, 2003 02:41 PM



LOL

ziggytrix May 10th, 2003 04:26 PM



summer cut :(

noob3 May 10th, 2003 04:35 PM

You look fuckin' insane, Zigs.

Protoclown May 10th, 2003 05:27 PM

Noob3, POST A PICTURE. >:

James May 10th, 2003 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Stop it with the gay test posts and start posting more cute pictures I can swoon over. >:

Well, I was gonna post a new picture of me, but I don't want to piss Jeanette off. :(

noob3 May 10th, 2003 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown
Noob3, POST A PICTURE. >:


Rongi May 10th, 2003 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I couldn't understand any of the British words. I am less gayer than Rongi, so that means I am doing all right.

You may be less gay then me, but that doesn't change the fact that no one likes you ;)

Cap'n Crunch May 10th, 2003 11:14 PM

That is SO true.

Protoclown May 11th, 2003 02:06 AM

Noob3, I always figured you were a fire-breathing cat with poorly drawn wings. But it's nice to finally put a name to the face. Thanks!

noob3 May 11th, 2003 04:08 AM

Those wings took 47 hours of my life, creating and perfecting them.

Fucker.

n00bward May 12th, 2003 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
26%, and I'm apparantly too straight for women to like me. :(

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH WOMEN? WHY ARE THEY ONLY ATTRACTED TO GUYS THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO GUYS? >:

Well apparently I'm 4% more gay then you, though still to straight for women to like me. And of course getting glasses and a renewed outbreak of ACNE don't help. :(

I just find it quite unfair that there are people like Jin who are 10+ times more attractive then me. >:

jin May 12th, 2003 06:36 AM

:love iori :love

But the jacket is a bit more k' esque.

AHEaHEhahehaeheA

UnDeath May 12th, 2003 03:28 PM

shush, you. If you start eating meat buns before, during, and after a fight, no more KoF for you. >: >: >: >: >:

Rongi May 12th, 2003 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00bward
I just find it quite unfair that there are people like Jin who are 10+ times more attractive then me. >:

Well that's the understatement of the year :blah

n00bward May 12th, 2003 06:12 PM

Well thank you for your kind and understanding statement. :)

AChimp May 13th, 2003 12:35 AM

Noob is burninating! :love

Anonymous May 13th, 2003 08:03 PM

i save all of jin's pictures :(

Pub Lover May 13th, 2003 08:24 PM

I save all of your pictures, what's the big deal? >:

Anonymous May 13th, 2003 08:25 PM

There are two new ones in my livejournal ;<

http://www.livejournal.com/users/popndeth/

mew barios May 13th, 2003 08:37 PM

errybody's got some wonky journal but me. o .o

Jeanette X May 13th, 2003 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mew barios
errybody's got some wonky journal but me. o .o

Awww...I don't have one either.

Sethomas May 13th, 2003 11:32 PM

My journal is the place to get up-to-the-week pictures of my face: http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/blog/blog.html.[/url]

n00bward May 14th, 2003 02:44 AM

I'll just get laser eye surgery and some dermafina and then I'll make a Journal.

noob3 May 14th, 2003 03:17 AM

Try to get the surgery where they REMOVE YOUR FACE.

n00bward May 14th, 2003 03:22 AM

I don't think I have enough money for that one....

noob3 May 14th, 2003 03:23 AM

ANTS

mischief May 14th, 2003 07:04 AM


DonkeyMolester May 14th, 2003 09:34 AM

Hello.

kellychaos May 14th, 2003 12:02 PM

How are YOU doin' ?! :)
:picklehat

GothNAPrepsBody May 14th, 2003 12:17 PM

ill take a better one when I feel like it

kellychaos May 14th, 2003 12:24 PM

The pain ... I had no idea ... I'm sorry. :/

James May 14th, 2003 12:52 PM

Oh my god. I laughed so hard at Gothy's pic that my testicles got sucked up into my body.

Daphne May 14th, 2003 01:01 PM

You model? For WHO? the "I look like Aaron Carter Modeling Agency"?



I like this guy better :lol Who's he, GothNABlanket?

Let's look at goths other friends, shall we?



Is this your friend "gothwithabadmoustache"?



"Greetings, I'm Gothwithnoshirton!"



GothNARobotdancecontest


GothNAbreakdancebody


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