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mburbank Sep 19th, 2005 09:14 AM

Great Email I wanted to share with you all.
 
This is the text of an email I recieved this morning.

Hello, do you remember me?
I'm Coy from NY, I have taken new email address.

Remember we spoke about a problem of short penis?
I have found at last a good product which is capable to correct this problem!!!
This the best that i ever tried!!!
My power and pleasure has trippled, my wife can hardly keep up, my penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 and is still growing!

This is More-Size, which I found at http://mutably.net/more/
Try it necessarily!!!

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The best regards,
Coy Darnell


Now, truthfully, I donb't remeber Coy Darnell, but over the years, I have spoken to a great number of people my problem of a short penis, so maybe I just don't recall this guy in particular. I guess I don't really have that much of a problem, if Coy was 3.5, and ifg nothing else his letter has helped me see it was all in my mind.

Try it necessarly!!!

Cosmo Electrolux Sep 19th, 2005 12:52 PM

His wife can hardly keep up? Does she have a small penis too?

kahljorn Sep 19th, 2005 02:36 PM

that's the only thing you've ever said that made me laugh, cosmo.

Geggy Sep 19th, 2005 02:48 PM

holy shit!! i got an email from coy darnell regarding our penises, too! although i dont remember ever meeting him, either.

kahljorn Sep 19th, 2005 03:11 PM

Do you g uys ever get the one's from, "Lucky Lotto" saying you just won 100,000 dollars or something? It's kind of fu nny, because if you respond an attorney gets in touch with you and tells you you've won 100,000 dollars and all you have to do is pay him 1,000 dollars to collect your prize money unless of course you can show up in the netherlands to pick it up in person.

Blaber66 Sep 20th, 2005 12:42 PM

I need that. Mine is 0.5 inches long.

Dole Sep 20th, 2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

My power and pleasure has trippled
I'd pay for a three-pronger.


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