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Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 05:44 PM

HEY FREEDOM TALK FUCKTARDS CLICK THIS!
 
WINO, Yoyo, Evil Bastard, Slobberdown, and Sheep Herder. (And any of you other fucktards from that forum)

Hey you fucking Brawl Hall rejects, did WINO finally manage to persuade you fucktards to “invade” this place by swallowing for you? God you jizz lickers are more brain dead than the fucktards that live here and twice as pathetic. And what’s even sadder is it took 5 of you fucktards to “invade” this place, I was giving these fucktards grief all by myself. You dicksnots can’t even fucking coordinate a fucking attack. Shit, Terra and I could do a better fucking job within 1 day than what you Keystone Fucktards are doing.

WINO: I kicked your fucking ass on here AND Brawl Hall, do I even need to fucking continue with you?

Yoyo: You’ve been putting up a pitiful display for being the Admin of a so called flame forum. I guess getting made a bitch by everyone on Brawl Hall will do that though.

Slobberdown: Your name pretty much describes you. All you’ve done is chugged the cock of your fellow fucktards and tagged along like a lovesick school girl who got date raped by her english teacher and made her “a woman”.

Sheep Herder: The fact that you got bitch slapped by your own fuckin’ kind, says you must REALLY rank low even on their shit pile forum.

Evil Bastard: The only one who’s showed any promise from fuckfreedom which means you’re about on par with all the regular fucktards who inhabit I-cock. I notice you like to use pictures to convey your feelings though, try learning to fucking read and things like “words” and “letters” won’t be so scary to you. Even MetalMilitia is shoving your nose in your own shit.

If you want a fucking flame war because you want your masochistic asses handed to you, and like jerking off to the shit, then direct ALL attention to me, and leave these simple minded fucktards alone. I’m the fuckin’ Alpha Male here and I’m about to make you all my bitches. And no, nobody wants to join your shitty forum. Go ahead and bring ALL your fucking buddies here, because you’re gonna fucking need them. For you this is a full time job in your sad little lives, but for me this is fuckin’ recreation like a video game. I’m not even going to break a fuckin’ sweat breaking my high score OR your virgin cherries.

And if any I-fucks wanna join in I’ll be happy to verbally rape them as well, lord knows with all the references made about me in my absence they’ve been missing me like they all have abused wife syndrome.

You know who it is; I’m fuckin’ back, fucktards. (Assuming you fucktards don’t ban me again) and this is my fuckin' Christmas gift to you!

[center] :lol MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS FUCKTARDS! :lol [/center]

MetalMilitia Dec 23rd, 2004 05:48 PM

-Banned-

-Locked-

-Merry christmas-

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 05:50 PM

So by your own admission. You are the head cock sucker in this place. Must make your proud to be the keeper of the cot

One post and you claim to be the head dick. Does that make you a nic switcher

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 05:51 PM

Hey there Metal did you miss me? I see you're still the regugitated piece of vomit, suck up that you always have been. Still trying to make friends eh? No I still won't be your friend fucktard! :lol

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 05:54 PM

Evil Bastard: Your attempts at insults are only slightly better than most of your other mogoloid brethern. Which means you're still ill equipped to deal with the likes of me. Keep practicing on Metal then come back and talk to me fucktard.

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Road Warrior
Evil Bastard: Your attempts at insults are only slightly better than most of your other mogoloid brethern. Which means you're still ill equipped to deal with the likes of me. Keep practicing on Metal then come back and talk to me fucktard.

Likes of you. What would that be. A nic switching, cock sucker from who the fuck cares

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 06:01 PM

Obviously you care, since you're replying to my fucking thread fucktard! Christ you freedom fucktards are more inept than a cripple with down syndrome. Give me a fucking challenge! :lol

Schimid Dec 23rd, 2004 06:23 PM

Hi Max. :D

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Road Warrior
Obviously you care, since you're replying to my fucking thread fucktard! Christ you freedom fucktards are more inept than a cripple with down syndrome. Give me a fucking challenge! :lol

Take reading lessons Limpdick. I did ask if anyone cared, I already know we dont give a fuck about you

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 06:38 PM

The only illiterate pinhead here is you. Again, obviously you DO care since you're replying to my thread and every little reply that I type up.

Shit, you should be thanking me, I'm giving purpose to your miserable fucktard existence! :lol

And right now your purpose is to bend over and take it like the bitchboy you are, something I'm sure you're VERY familar with fucktard! :lol

MetalMilitia Dec 23rd, 2004 06:42 PM

wait... thers something missing.. I KNOW!

hey max if you made a story where evil bastard gets raped it would cbe just like old times.

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 06:43 PM

You keep using fucktard like its a new word. must be something you just learnt.

I reply to you as its Christmas and this is my charity work. Enjoy, I wont bother with you after the holiday season

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 06:49 PM

AND SO LIKE I WAS COMING OUT OF SCHOOL AND ON MY WAY HOME I SAW EVIL BASTARD RUNNING REALLY FAST! HE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER THIS ONE GIRL WHO WEARS REALLY THICK GLASSES WHO LIKE POSED ON THIS SITE CALLED CUM ON MY GLASSES. SO ANYWAY I WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS GOING SO I NOTICED HE HEADED BEHIND THE SCHOOL AND THERE WERE 5 BIG BLACK GUYS (WELL ONE WAS PUERTO RICIAN BUT HE LOOKED BLACK) ANYWAY HE WAS CRYING SAYING THAT HE DIDN'T SUCK ENOUGH COCKS TO GET THEM THERE MONEY. THEY WERE REALLY MAD AND THEY STARTED UNZIPPING THEIR PANTS AND SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE WITH THEIR UNCIRCUMSIZED DICKS. THEN THEY ALL TOOK TURNS MAKING HIM PERFORM THE MOUTH SECK ON THEM. HE EVEN LOST SOME TEETH AND HIS FACE WAS ALL COVERED IN SEMEN AND BLOOD. AND IT WAS DISGUSTING.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ANY PART OF THIS SO I WENT HOME AND WATCHED LESBIAN PORN WITH TERRA. AND THEN WE DID IT...TWICE! :love

Something like that Metal? :)

Evil, I call you a fucktard, because its a term that fit you like WINO's dick fits your ass!

FUCKTARD! :lol

MetalMilitia Dec 23rd, 2004 06:52 PM

Quote:

Something like that Metal?
well really i should have been in there too like

"then metalmilitia came round the corner and they raped him too :eek "

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Road Warrior
AND SO LIKE I WAS COMING OUT OF SCHOOL AND ON MY WAY HOME I SAW EVIL BASTARD RUNNING REALLY FAST! HE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER THIS ONE GIRL WHO WEARS REALLY THICK GLASSES WHO LIKE POSED ON THIS SITE CALLED CUM ON MY GLASSES. SO ANYWAY I WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS GOING SO I NOTICED HE HEADED BEHIND THE SCHOOL AND THERE WERE 5 BIG BLACK GUYS (WELL ONE WAS PUERTO RICIAN BUT HE LOOKED BLACK) ANYWAY HE WAS CRYING SAYING THAT HE DIDN'T SUCK ENOUGH COCKS TO GET THEM THERE MONEY. THEY WERE REALLY MAD AND THEY STARTED UNZIPPING THEIR PANTS AND SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE WITH THEIR UNCIRCUMSIZED DICKS. THEN THEY ALL TOOK TURNS MAKING HIM PERFORM THE MOUTH SECK ON THEM. HE EVEN LOST SOME TEETH AND HIS FACE WAS ALL COVERED IN SEMEN AND BLOOD. AND IT WAS DISGUSTING.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ANY PART OF THIS SO I WENT HOME AND WATCHED LESBIAN PORN WITH TERRA. AND THEN WE DID IT...TWICE! :love

Something like that Metal? :)

Evil, I call you a fucktard, because its a term that fit you like WINO's dick fits your ass!

FUCKTARD! :lol

You really have a fixation for homosexuals don’t you. What’s the problem? Are you struggling to come to terms with your sexuality?

thebiggameover Dec 23rd, 2004 07:01 PM

sorry i posted that pic max. please dont hurt me...
:(

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
You really have a fixation for homosexuals don’t you. What’s the problem? Are you struggling to come to terms with your sexuality?

TRANSLATION: "I know what you are, but what am I?"

:lol

AND THEN SO LIKE AFTER EVIL GOT MOUTH RAPED BUT TEH BLACK GUYS METAL MILITIA CAME AROUND THE CORNER AND GAVE EVIL BASTARD THE BUTT SECKS AND IT WAS ALL BLOODY AND DISGUSTING.

:lol

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Road Warrior
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
You really have a fixation for homosexuals don’t you. What’s the problem? Are you struggling to come to terms with your sexuality?

TRANSLATION: "I know what you are, but what am I?"

:lol


I will take that as a yes. Thanks for your conformation

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
I will take that as a yes. Thanks for your conformation

Uh oh! I just got the Evil Bastard version of "Nuh uh! You are!" I'm in trouble now!

Fucktard. :lol

Evil Bastard Dec 23rd, 2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Road Warrior
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
I will take that as a yes. Thanks for your conformation

Uh oh! I just got the Evil Bastard version of "Nuh uh! You are!" I'm in trouble now!

Fucktard. :lol

You really do come up with some lame arse shit to try ad hide the fact that you are a useless cunt at this don’t you

Anonymous Dec 23rd, 2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
You really do come up with some lame arse shit to try ad hide the fact that you are a useless cunt at this don’t you

Yikes! Now he's using his version of "I am rubber, you are glue!"

Get off the fucking stage you jizz eating fucktard, you lose, thanks for playing! :lol

camacazio Dec 23rd, 2004 07:38 PM

I cannot accept that there's anyone alive as stupid as Evil Bastard. I can only pray he's a character.

BlueOatmeal Dec 23rd, 2004 07:44 PM

Its so good to have Max back. The forum was a terrible place with out him. God bless you Max. I hope your xmas is full of good times.

mischief Dec 23rd, 2004 07:45 PM

hi max :) how have you been? good, i hope!

mischief Dec 23rd, 2004 07:45 PM

BlueOatmeal is it wrong that your picture makes me want to rub my nipples?

i think maybe it is wrong :(


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