I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   Loveline (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=45)
-   -   miami! (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699776)

sloth May 18th, 2008 09:13 AM

in about a month a bunch of us are going to miami. i've been doing some research (searching youtube for 'miami+ass+babes', listening to will smith songs) and the results are promising. we have about $2000~2500 usd each to spend on alcohol, women, drugs, amphibious humvees with spinners, and alcohol. problem is, we only have one week to do it all in. that's a lot of hedonism. i speak for the group when i say there are mounting concerns regarding the possibility we just won't have enough time for it all - we need to project manage.

so, i-mockery patrons being the party animals that they are:

1. do you really get women in US flag bikinis, on rollerskates, with 80's walkmans and bad implants? what is their position on british accents?
2. what areas, if any, have the best ratio of hot bitchezz (sic) to transvestites and elderly women on segways?
3. can i buy alligator-skin accessories from everglades, and will I have any problems bringing it back to the UK? i really want a wallet - or a passport holder, for the ultimate symptom of mankind's hubris. thoughts? jeanette x?
4. bikini contests - do they exist, where can we find them and are they actually awesome or just full of sweaty fritzls

oh and if you're around the area in june you're more than welcome to join in for cristal and wearing sunglasses inside clubs.

Colonel Flagg May 18th, 2008 01:25 PM

Just be careful - that hot looking babe looking at YOU from across the bar is probably a tranny.:hypno

Are you sure you've budgeted enough for alcohol?

executioneer May 18th, 2008 05:04 PM

i hear cocaine and getting carjacked is really big in florida, haven't heard much about the babes scene though

WhiteRat May 18th, 2008 11:30 PM

You shouldn't have a problem spending your money. The clubs and bars will gladly sell you overpriced drinks and covers. Also, be prepared for the heat and extreme humidity, it's god awful.

executioneer May 19th, 2008 02:24 AM

yeah why june/july of all times of the year

are you planning on visiting alaska in december next

Asila May 19th, 2008 10:35 PM

Yeah, you're definitely looking at a lot of extremely humid days broken up by massive rain showers, and then extremely humid evenings. Have fun!

sloth May 20th, 2008 06:51 AM

i know, yeah. not ideal. but it was the only time we could all get off, and from what i understand it doesnt get properly burmese until august time?

we figured it'd be costly, but it's not a huge deal - in central london you're looking at $20-30 entry and $18 for a double vodka and coke so everyones pretty much used to getting bummed on drinks.

what i really wanted to know was if anyone from around there knew any good places you wouldn't find as a tourist? we haven't got much time to wander around and check the place out so we really need to know where we're going.

T-Rex May 20th, 2008 08:57 AM

London is expensive, no doubt, but I don't really think you pay 9.15 for a double vodka and coke. Maybe if you party at the airport, perhaps?

MetalMilitia May 20th, 2008 09:36 AM

I think I've paid about six quid for a vodka (single)/Redbull before and that was in Bournemouth, so I wouldn't be surprised if you could pay £9 in central London.

Though the airport theory is good too; I had to pay over £5 for a single bottle of Magners in Bristol airport.

executioneer May 20th, 2008 01:22 PM

man i cant think of a lot of folks on here who are from florida, sevenforce and i think emu and thats about it

sloth May 20th, 2008 04:20 PM

well im not looking to fuck animals or child transvestites so i guess theres not a lot they can help me with

and t-rex, have you ever been to funky buddha or mahiki? chinawhite? trust me, double spirit and mixers are getting on for a tenner in central london. maybe not down your dog and duck, but then thats just the place we'd rather avoid in miami (unless its full of awesome hot chicks in hooters t-shirts).

T-Rex May 21st, 2008 04:46 AM

Dang, that's expensive! :¬(

jack2304 Sep 21st, 2008 01:10 AM

This is Jack.I am new to this forum I hope you all be friendly with me.Basically I don't want to spent money to ladies.As I use my entire money in drinking.I suggest you also not to waste too much money for ladies sake.Be careful and stay safe.That's one suggestion I can give for you.
for information on real estate....

wobzire Sep 21st, 2008 03:15 AM

Thanks Jack! I think you have single-handedly saved his vaction from certain failure.

Emu Sep 23rd, 2008 02:01 PM

So how was Miami?

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2008 02:52 PM

I like how the subject line on his post says NEW

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:09 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.