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Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 4th, 2011 03:53 PM

Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.

Alas

We are nowhere near a cure.

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper (Post 724303)
Why readers
Not appreciates nonsensical whimsy

Because your 'whimsy' sucks. Next question

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 03:01 AM

Real whimsical people are suffering because of the likes of you. Lol, I'm random. Giant Panda, Gary Busey, Midget Mobile, Dingus Knucklehumper, internet stuff, Chuck Norris, something else. Probably something about ninjas or something else stupid.

Pentegarn Jun 5th, 2011 06:53 AM

You forgot to throw in an "all your base" reference

Colonel Flagg Jun 5th, 2011 07:33 AM

WHAT YOU SAY!

ThrashO Jun 5th, 2011 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper (Post 724303)
Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.

Alas

We are nowhere near a cure.

Are you sizing your posts down to make em skinnier? The website does that for you ya know.

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 5th, 2011 12:39 PM

Yes I am. I don't really care for the one long sentence all the way across my screen effect.

Pram Maven Jun 5th, 2011 01:33 PM

Monitor->little button thingies->horizontal adjust

You can make it as skinny as you want it.

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 5th, 2011 08:47 PM

You assume I'm using a PC. We should never assume. I made a few assumptions my first 24 hours or so about this site and we all saw how that turned out. :lol

Kitsa Jun 5th, 2011 11:38 PM

Well, there goes that.

kahljorn Jun 6th, 2011 12:48 AM

a truly creepy individuals

Tadao Jun 6th, 2011 11:50 AM

ALL THREADS ARE ALL ABOUT ME!

Colonel Flagg Jun 6th, 2011 01:41 PM

NARCISSIST!

LordSappington Jun 7th, 2011 03:26 AM

Another Randall's related incident(s): We get this older lady, maybe in her 50-60's, once every week or two. She always wears worn-down clothes, like she got them at Goodwill eight years ago. Whenever she comes in, she always scours the coupon/sale newspaper, and ends up buying loaded baked potato salad. She always goes on and on about how damn good it is, and is practically leaning into the case and licking her lips, like it's some orgasmic culinary experience. After I hand her the cup, she'll ask why we don't have the taco pasta salad anymore, to which I always reply with the effect of "You're the only fucking person who bought it and it wasted our money.'' She will then look at the items in the hot case, decide loudly that they are two expensive, and skulk away, scouring.
I fucking hate her.

Chojin Jun 10th, 2011 01:57 AM

old people unknowingly repeating the same sentences and routines makes me think about fate and free will. then i stop being a faggot and lift weights.


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