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mburbank Feb 6th, 2003 10:43 PM

Mac-uh-lain make me go ha ha with the Herman Hesse taunt!

Blackjack Feb 11th, 2003 08:46 AM

Name- Blackjack aka Master of PoptartsTM
Age- 20
job- Fuckin' Student
where you at?- Sheffield, UK
why did you start posting- In an effort to dominate Cyberspace
how long have you been on the board- Since April 2001...?
hobbies- being Master of PoptartsTM
fav. music/band- That'll be Metal-lica. Sadly.
fav. book- Anything by Chricton.
fav. movie- Apocalypse Now
Who do you hate the most on this board- Newbies
what is that smell- Fish

Maruchan Feb 11th, 2003 09:59 PM

Name- Captain Maruchan
Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
why did you start posting- Love the site
how long have you been on the board- Like 4 minutes
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
fav. book- A Seperate Peace
fav. movie- As Good as it Gets
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit.

whoreable Feb 11th, 2003 10:03 PM

Quote:

fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
OH I EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM THIS ONE :rolleyes
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Lovely Wendie

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2003 10:26 PM

Name- Yet another 'Luke'
Age- 20-ish
job- Radio Technician
where you at?- A town called Lawrence. A county called Otago. A Country not called Aotearoa.
why did you start posting- I needed to tell Rog I thought he had gone overly insane with the 'Chocolate Spagetti' Mini-Mock.
how long have you been on the board- Since June 30, 2002
hobbies- Not drinking, not eating meat, not smoking.
fav. music/band- I have a weak personality, I can not choose.
fav. book- Asimov's Robot through Foundation timeline series.
fav. movie- I don't watch movies.
What do you hate the most on this board- The tedious posts that really don't contribute.
what is that smell- It smells like beer in here.

JesusFishSticks Feb 11th, 2003 10:29 PM

Name- Jon
Age- 16
job- Magic
where you at?- Texas
why did you start posting- Cause I couldn't keep the comebacks in my head any longer
how long have you been on the board- dunno, been reading it for a few months
hobbies- woo... trombone, and smartness
fav. music/band- Tom waits
fav. book- Illuminatus Trilogy
fav. movie- Hackers (yeah buddy, iz soo stupid)
Who do you hate the most on this board- uhhh ... myself(?)
what is that smell- man... 's my finger, take a wiff

D3k Feb 12th, 2003 02:43 AM

Name- D3k
Age- 18
job- Charity shop worker. Hey, it was either this or starve.
where you at?- London, UK
why did you start posting- Got bored one morning.
how long have you been on the board- Since today.
hobbies- aging. oh, and breathing.
fav. music/band- What ever is popular at the moment. Except boybands.
fav. book- book?
fav. movie- It's a tie between Blade Runner and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one. I just joined.
what is that smell- My unkempt hairy armpits.

Systemz Feb 12th, 2003 04:05 AM

Name- Colin
Age- 19
job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate
where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza
why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I should meet some of the other assholes who worship the Pickle Hat.
how long have you been on the board- Since the new board opened - Making me Mr. Noobitchka Nooberton
hobbies- Clubbing baby seals, pissing off abcdxxxx, guitar and talking liek I know something about anything
fav. music/band- Beck, Paul Simon, Aphex Twin, Dan Bern and John Mayer
fav. book- Sophie's World by Jostein Gaardner
fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone yet - well except for abcdxxxx, but that because he stole my KY jelly
what is that smell- Hippies. I can smell 'em a mile away.

Daphne Feb 12th, 2003 10:12 AM

Name- Daphne
Age- 25
job- Office manager/receptionist
where you at?- Toronto
why did you start posting- because I thought Daisyhead was a fucktard and I wanted to screw around with her noggin.
how long have you been on the board- A few months, I dunno
hobbies- Watching movies
fav. music/band- Pixies/ 50's music
fav. book- Different Seasons
fav. movie- Stand By Me, Fight Club- the list goes on
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmmm.....now that's tricky. That Paul guy is pretty annoying.
what is that smell- See above

Les Waste Feb 12th, 2003 11:20 AM

BAN MARUCHAN NOW. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! >: >:

mburbank Feb 12th, 2003 12:07 PM

The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.

whoreable Feb 12th, 2003 12:13 PM

Name- jason
Age- 22
job- student/computer lab assistant :lol
where you at?- texas
why did you start posting- found it when searching for ucb stuff.
how long have you been on the board- a few months or so.
hobbies- tv,music, computers :( nerd :(
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- none
fav. movie- none
Who do you hate the most on this board- who cares.
what is that smell- i have nothing clever to say :(
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Honda gl650i

Systemz Feb 12th, 2003 01:35 PM

Quote:

The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
Shocking! My word!
I thought nobody over 30 could operate a computer.

!!!! Feb 12th, 2003 01:46 PM

I hate everyone who is 16.

sadie Feb 12th, 2003 03:47 PM

whoah. what a name!

Maruchan Feb 12th, 2003 04:43 PM

You don't care for my taste in music? You know what?

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I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

Rongi Feb 12th, 2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maruchan
I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

Shithead confirmed :|

Maruchan Feb 12th, 2003 04:52 PM

EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!

Rongi Feb 12th, 2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maruchan
EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!

The sad thing is, I think he's trying to be funny :/

Anonymous Feb 12th, 2003 05:07 PM

Did you really need to quote that?

Rongi Feb 12th, 2003 05:42 PM

I guess not. Writing small is fun :o

Les Waste Feb 12th, 2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.
Quote:

Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit
Nice work. ;)

jin Feb 12th, 2003 07:55 PM

Name - JIN* (PS. The asterisk is for RADICAL, but not really..)
Age - 643
Job - PROFESSIONAL VAGRANT.
Where you at? - HEAVEN AND HELL
Why did you start posting - What? I need a reason now? SHUT UP.
How long have you been on the board - AHAHhHAahAhhahaHAahhaahHA
Hobbies - being a dastardly scoundrel! well, i pretend.
Fav. music/band - I like some music, but only the good one.
Fav. book - I read a book once, but it sucked. Books are for libraries to read. ANd ******S.
Fav. movie - I like Judge Dredd. Brad Pitt is COOL.
Who do you hate the most on this board - Whales.
What is that smell - I dont know??? Maybe its you??? I already had a shower today.

unclehobart Feb 12th, 2003 11:54 PM

Name- rob
Age- 33
job- retired
where you at?- north atlanta burbs
why did you start posting- I follow whoreable like a lost puppy
how long have you been on the board- mere hours
hobbies- yardwork, computinkering, spankin' it to pics of Marie Osmond
fav. music/band- Frank Zappa
fav. book- Parlaiment of Whores
fav. movie- Goodfellas
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know you fuckers yet. Give it time.
what is that smell- sounds like a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric.

seanlargey Feb 13th, 2003 02:52 PM

Name- Sean Largey
Age- 15
job- i do sampling in a band i dont know if thats a job :(
where you at?- upstate new york
why did you start posting- jixby posts here so i thought i would
how long have you been on the board- day
hobbies- music
fav. music/band- chimaira, lamb of god
fav. book- i dont read
fav. movie- i dont know
Who do you hate the most on this board- the guy with the avator
what is that smell-poo


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