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slavemason Feb 15th, 2003 10:29 AM

I have a friend who works with retarted adults. He says he's always running them around town and going bowling and such. He's such a junkie, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 10:34 AM

retarted :lol

slavemason Feb 15th, 2003 10:45 AM

Yeah, wake and bake BAD?! :/

Cybernetico Feb 15th, 2003 02:21 PM

I take it this is one of those "take it and we'll give you a chance to win a trip to the Bahamas" things, otherwise you can not read the res of this post;

Name- Andrew P.
Age- 14.22983214875
job- Nothing (like a real american!)
where you at?- Connecticut (USA)
why did you start posting- Because this site owns
how long have you been on the board- A day....
hobbies- Photoshop, Flash (MX), computers in general
fav. music/band- Andrew W.K. / System of a Down
fav. book- Speak
fav. movie- I don't feel like thinking....
Who do you hate the most on this board- The person currently reading this line
what is that smell-My cologne, oh you mean the bad smell?, yeah, that's me cologne too

GnrySgtHartman Feb 15th, 2003 05:16 PM

Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.

Malevolent Feb 15th, 2003 06:03 PM

I wish Burdock would get the retarded persons she works with to start posting here. They would certainly be an improvement over the retards we have now.

PREP~*~*~* Feb 15th, 2003 07:38 PM

Name- Megan~ :)
Age- 15
job- Student
where you at?- n/a
why did you start posting- i don't know...no reason...
how long have you been on the board- not long at all
hobbies- Shopping, sports, school, guys, hanging out with friends and my step-brother whom is like my best guy friend
fav. music/band- don't have a fav. like anything
fav. book- don't have one...
fav. movie- idk
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...but i really can't "hate" anyone on the internet...
what is that smell-....you

CaptainBubba Feb 15th, 2003 08:07 PM

I posted something here originally. Now I see that It was stupid. I was rash in my decision to post it and I "take it back". I apologize for wasting space. scroll down and disregard the contents of this post.

Agent Burdock Feb 16th, 2003 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavemason
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.

I too motivate myself with that CD; specifically the song "Moon Over Marin". Sounds like you have a pretty cool wife.

Carni if only my people could read and write! It would be like the days of Habib.[/i]

Rev. Danno Feb 17th, 2003 05:02 PM

KUPLAH!

Cybernetico Feb 18th, 2003 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GnrySgtHartman
Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.

OMG cover yer' eyes and run for the hills kiddies, before we soil your youthful innocence.

I can take it, calm down :/

DiRt GuY Feb 18th, 2003 03:46 AM

Name- Christopher

Age-21

job-Meat&Cheese mechanic

where you at?-Sunny Las Vegas, NV

why did you start posting-It was competitive.

how long have you been on the board-May 2001

hobbies-Not cutting my hair, gambling, drinking, and being a loser.

fav. music/band-DK, jazz, and other noise.

fav. book-Do newspapers count?

fav. movie-See my dvd profiler. Ok, I'm not really that gay.....anything Kubrick.

Who do you hate the most on this board- People that I don't know who they are.

what is that smell-Why must there always be one random lame-ass question that's added to surveys just to generate random lame-ass answers?

Les Waste Feb 18th, 2003 03:24 PM

PREP~*~*~* has got to be a character >:

And if PREP~*~*~* isn't a character, than I want first boinks. I get to do her in the butt.

>:

whoreable Feb 18th, 2003 03:56 PM

I claim sloppy seconds :)
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Irwin M. Fletcher Feb 18th, 2003 04:41 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Name: Andrew
Age: 26
Job: "Interactive Art Director".
Where you at? Speak to me in proper English and maybe I'll answer you.
Why did you start posting: Why do you care?
How long have you been on the board: A few minutes.
Hobbies: Hating life.
Fav. music/band: Metal/Cynic.
Fav. book: I don't care.
Fav. movie: "High Strung".
Who do you hate the most on this board: Most everyone.
What is that smell: Look between your legs.

KevinTheOmnivore Feb 18th, 2003 04:46 PM

I don't think Aversion knows how to read. :(

He's too BADASS. :lol

slavemason Feb 18th, 2003 05:08 PM

Yo Line, where you be stayin at? Damn!

Skulhedface Feb 19th, 2003 08:30 PM

Yea, so is it my turn yet? I suppose it woulda been earlier if I hadn't waited until today to join the message board.

Name: Danny

Age: Fresh and Legal

Job: Dirt Merchant

where you at?: Lafayette, LA... voted #1 Party Town in the USA by Playboy Magazine... of course, this was the 1970s...

why did you start posting?: Because the man that lives in the television told me so, or he would swallow my soul.

how long have you been on the board?: >looks at watch< 20 minutes?

hobbies: playing guitar, video games, going out (but having to get someone called a 'designated driver' to cart my ass back), world domination, elective brain surgery

fav. music/ band: Pantera, Down, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Nine Inch Nails

fav. book: "Napalm and Silly Putty" ~ George Carlin

fav. movie: "Bridget the Midget Does Dallas" (uh huh)

what do you hate most on this board?: myself

what is that smell?: Sorry, I left that baby in the oven too long. Mmm, crunchy!

whoreable Feb 19th, 2003 08:36 PM

I just got that GWAR dvd. good times.
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Vomit Feb 19th, 2003 10:04 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Name- Vomit
Age- ASL?
job- LOL
where you at?- BETWEEN THE A AND THE T, FAGGOT.
why did you start posting- PRO-LIFE
how long have you been on the board- STFU, NEWBIE.
hobbies-ROTF
fav. music/band-LMAO
fav. book-LOL
fav. movie-OMG!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself
what is that smell- NO WAY!

jailbaitmonger Feb 19th, 2003 10:57 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Name- Jailbaitmonger
Age- 42
job- I hurt my back on the job and Larry H. Parker got me 2.1 million.
where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.
why did you start posting- I felt like it.
how long have you been on the board- Math makes my brain hurt.
hobbies- I like pie. Is that a hobby?
fav. music/band- The Who
fav. book- Sears catalogue.
fav. movie- Bring It On
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is a product of fear. I'm not afraid anymore.
what is that smell- I farted.

GarishBitch Feb 20th, 2003 10:15 AM

ooh, i just love these "gettin' to know you" topics...heck, i'll fill out your form for whatever it's worth.

Name- The Garish Bitch
Age- 26
job- Advertising Executive (Director of Brand Development)
where you at?- Northeastern Pennsylvania
why did you start posting- To kill the time between projects at work
how long have you been on the board- About a year now
fav. music/band- Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead,
fav. book- The Happy Hooker
fav. movie- The Idiots
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word, I think everyone is just peachy!
what is that smell-Pretentiousness

Rev. Danno Feb 20th, 2003 06:48 PM

I started this post to get to know poeple, I have to say I now know that I hate a whole lot of you.
Off my meds. Finnished off a bottle of Bushmills, gonna chase kids on my bike, for me it's friday night...

Les Waste Feb 20th, 2003 06:53 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jailbaitmonger
where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.

I like you :)

I bet nobody else on this board gets that reference :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 08:12 PM

Sucks for them.

More 40z for us.


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