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Sethomas Mar 30th, 2007 07:04 PM

Alright a woman from Nantucket it's limerick time am i right.

Lenor Mar 30th, 2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 484485)
Alright a woman from Nantucket it's limerick time am i right.

A WOMAN FROM NANTUCKET
Ate french fries and then would vomit.
She would use a big ol' bucket,
wearing a wig that fell off.
oh fuck it.
That woman from nantucket.

Terra Mar 30th, 2007 07:18 PM

two tears in a bucket

mutherfucket

said the woman from nantuckett

Zinger Apr 4th, 2007 05:36 PM

So...how is everyone...

Womti Apr 5th, 2007 03:10 PM

Name- Mr. Richard Tater
Birthday-
job- Im THE MNA
where are you at?- I DONT KNO
how did you find out about this site?- :posh
why did you start posting- SHUT UP
Level of Educ.- 0
Income- LIQUORS
hobbies- WALKING AROUND AND TALKING MAYBE I MIGHT STOP TO READ OR SLEEP I LIKE TO LOOK AT THINGS/STUFF
fav. music/band- Audislave
fav. book- House of leaves
fav. movie- Total recall
Fav. Video Game- GTA vice city :(
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- not chojin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- make arts or somethinbg

mando Apr 18th, 2007 05:09 PM

Name- Evan S.
Birthday- 12/30/1987
job- HAHA! I wish I could get employed :(
where are you at?- Marion, Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- Maddox
why did you start posting- complete boredom
Level of Educ.- HS
Income- NOTHING!
hobbies- Er, reading, playing guitar, writing, the tubes.
fav. music/band- I'm an "industrial fan", but my favorites are KMFDM and Pig. Raymond Watts is an underrated genius.
fav. book- too many to choose
fav. movie- ESB
Fav. Video Game- Perfect Dark
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- God damn it's slow
In high school you were voted most likely to...- kill myself

GingerGrrl22 May 21st, 2007 12:26 PM

Name-Erin
Age-24
job-Going to college this fall
where are you at?-Maine
how did you find out about this site?-I've known about it for quite some time
why did you start posting-I dunno
Level of Educ.-HS diploma; 4 MOUS certifications
Income-$0
hobbies-Hanging out here and on the ViewAskew webboard
fav. music/band-Everything except most rap/hip-hop & most country
fav. book-Too many to name
fav. movie-Too many to name
Fav. Video Game-Final Fantasy IX
fav. food-Too many to name
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know anyone
In high school you were voted most likely to...-come back for revenge

MattJack May 23rd, 2007 04:54 AM

Name-Matthew
Age-21
job-Network Engineer
where are you at?-Tha Dirty
how did you find out about this site?-When I was 16 I found the Anti-Raver mini page thing. Been here ever since.
why did you start posting-EMU made me feel bad for lurking :(
Level of Educ.-HS diploma, street smartz. OK MAYBE SOME COLLEGE TOO!
Income-I make a few duckettes
hobbies-Music production, girls, tasting new ales, this message board, sleep.
fav. music/band-I like all kinds of muzak, except emo and that stuff of MTV with the long haired boys that wear girl pants.
fav. book-The Bible. lol not rlly
fav. movie-I h8 movies. srsly
Fav. Video Game-Double Dragon 2 or Street Fighter 2
fav. food-Cajun
Who do you hate the most on this board-Lenor, duh.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-say something witty on a message board survey.

Womti May 23rd, 2007 05:35 PM

Birthday- October 19, 1987
job- none
where are you at?- Salem, MA
how did you find out about this site?- :posh
why did you start posting- for a hobbys
Level of Educ.- ?
Income- hmm
hobbies- I dunno
fav. music/band- Anti-Flag
fav. book- House of leaves
fav. movie- Terminator (1-3)
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario Bros. 3
fav. food- what's that?
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be raped

Terra May 23rd, 2007 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 491576)

Birthday- unknown
job- none
where are you at?- Salem, MA behind a dumpster
how did you find out about this site? my fellow bums told me about it
why did you start posting- waiting for next fix, or handout
Level of Educ.- zipp
Income- super zipp
hobbies- dumpster diving and trolling i-mock at the local library
fav. music/band- any muzak played where i am
fav. book- green eggs and ham
fav. movie- old yeller, i think
Fav. Video Game- whassat??
fav. food- anything at least three days old
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin because he's on to me
In homelessland you were voted most likely to...- be raped by my fellow bums

womti finally got serious

Womti May 24th, 2007 07:58 PM

I hate Chojin cuz he's a rapist
an T*rra I hope you f***cking die

hating_love_loving_hate Jun 7th, 2007 02:07 AM

Name-Brandi
Age-21
job-cook, nanny, maid (aka house wife)
where are you at?-California
how did you find out about this site?-A random Google search five or six years ago
why did you start posting- bored
Level of Educ.-high school certificate of proficiency; 5yrs of college (can't pick a major so no degree :( )
Hobbies- bitching, ranting, raving, drinking
fav. Music/band-everything, there isn't many songs/artists that I don't like
fav. Book-The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brien
fav. Movie-Too many to name
Fav. Video Game-I don't really play video games
fav. Food-Anything with Salsa on it
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one really
in high school you were voted most likely to...- I skipped high school...

gimmidamonii Jun 12th, 2007 12:19 PM

Name-bill (or william lolz)
Age-old enough for profit
job-lead engineer (got demoted recently)
where are you at?-seattle
how did you find out about this site?windows live search, much better than google
why did you start posting- good market research at this forum, lots of user feedback and coherent discussion of tech
Level of Educ.-halfway through a pretty 'ivy' university, hint, starts with an h, ends with rd
Hobbies- pretty much ne hax or legit soft on any pc platform was prolly devloped by me, lot of ppl dont believe it, but its just like how sometimes norton will hire hackers to create hax to sell more software
fav. Music/band-im really gettin into this new band from microsoft, called 'great place to work, great place to live'
fav. Book-"google: a passin fad or not even worth a book? this book is about m$"
fav. Movie-definitely some of the cool instructional videos when ppl start work at microsoft, look it up at torrenthax
Fav. Video Game-i still think solitaire should be on the cover of egm with a pic of some busty booth babez
fav. Food-silicon
Who do you hate the most on this board- definitely ballmer, do u mean the board of directors? or the board of life, in which case, jobs.
in high school you were voted most likely to...- make a bill or two... howd they know?

somethin nobody knows - ur never too old to hax

MockMeAmadeus Jun 13th, 2007 06:32 AM

Name- Peter Don
job- electronics
where are you at?- Johannesburg, South-Africa
how did you find out about this site?- googled the word 'Mockery'
why did you start posting- love the wit
Level of Educ.- post graduate
Income- are we ever content?
hobbies- reading and cycling
fav. music/band- meatloaf, led zeppelin
fav. book- spiritualism today, seven habits
fav. movie- men of honour
Fav. Video Game- sims
fav. food- meat
Who do you hate the most on this board- any forum virgin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a forum virgin

MockMeAmadeus Jun 13th, 2007 02:00 PM

I just had the funniest experience, you know. Someone just use ****** to type the word N I G G E R. Now to me, that is quite funny and all.

OK, here’s the deal Kahl……and hopefully for the more intellectual people out there, this is the last time I need to refer to this. I do foresee a future in this website, you know. For those that do not search this website or are too lazy to look up details about the person they are dealing with, bad luck. "It's closing time, guys. Want your beer in a go-cup?"

I am a colored from South-Africa (called a 'Kleurling'). My father is German and my mother a Zulu (a Black or Afro-American as you would like to be sooo politically
correct). By the way, I love both my parents very much, OK, ok. So, I have blue eyes, a coffee-colored skin and a huge penis, hoo-haaa. As if that is heavy shit.:rolleyes


The fact is that I have always been to bloody white for the homies and to bloody black for the whiteys. So, I live my own life, ok. So, if you want to say N I G G E R to me, say it. If you want to say FUC**** WHITEY to me, SAY it. I had to deal with these issues all my life. And no, this has nothing to do with anger or angst, ok. I just bloody HATE it when someone can not call A SPADE A BLOODY SPADE! Capiche. THANKS!

PS: Now you can ban me.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2007 01:15 AM

Why does gimli have the same name as me
I don't want him to have the same name as me

The_Mechanic Jun 14th, 2007 02:02 AM

Name- Steele JD
Age- 16
job- Canadian tire lacky
where are you at?- cow town
how did you find out about this site?- lots of clicking
why did you start posting- I want to find a way to make wooden rubik's cubes
Level of Educ.- 10
Income- not enough
hobbies- shiny things, drawing, D&D
fav. music/band- Lemon Demon
fav. book- Zombie survival guide
fav. movie- Hot Fuzz
Fav. Video Game- DDR
fav. food- BACON
In high school I will be voted most likely to build a car fueled on fat people

Oh and if anyone out there knows where I can get plans to make a wooden 2x2x2 rubik's cube I would love to know.

executioneer Jun 14th, 2007 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 493488)
Why does gimli have the same name as me
I don't want him to have the same name as me

he doesnt he is pretending to be william gates the third in that post

what a lame-o

gimmidamonii Jun 15th, 2007 01:05 AM

hahahah i cant believe u got that

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2007 01:13 AM

I can't believe he did the necessary reading that was required to get that

Chojin Jun 15th, 2007 01:54 AM

I thought your name was Wallace?

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2007 02:02 AM

That was a joke

kahljorn Jun 15th, 2007 03:19 AM

everybody knows you can't pronounce guitar womans name, it's impossible for a human tongue.

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2007 03:21 AM

Yeah, let's go with that.

kahljorn Jun 15th, 2007 03:31 AM

LOL HE ADMITTED IT


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