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First, I love McVities. Milk chocolate only, though. I dip them in coffee. The only improvement I could come up with, other than the apparent complete lack of nutritional value, is a non-chocolated notch for the thumb so that you don't come up with a chocolate thumb after dunking. I was mainly surprised that they have no fiber because they go on about "whole wheat" (which really isn't supposed to mean anything, per my bigdeal nutrition professors; you should look for "whole grain"). Also, there are heavy grain-heads floating above the biscuit on the packaging and one stamped into the surface of every one, so it's a bit misleading. That said, I don't expect to eat chocolate-covered cookies and not be a total fatass as a consequence. I don't remember having a problem with jaffa cakes. My only source for them locally does sometimes have old goods, so if I did have a problem with them that would be why. I think I remember my last jaffa cake's covering coming off of the filling separately and that being weird. If we're headed down this road, I also had a problem with some stale bakewell tarts from the same location. |
mm, stale bakewells.
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Sup guys
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btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.
I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me. That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while... |
Hickman never fucking dies.
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So I was sleeping about 10 minutes ago, right? Well the house I'm staying at for a bit, there's a guy here who isn't to fond of me. Well, long story short, he tried kicking my ass while I was asleep, I flipped him over quickly and apparently broke his nose "badly". Now, I think I'm homeless. I think I need help.. ?
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Damnit, he bled nearly all over my shit. What the fuck, that's my work clothes.
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Your shit was damaged on his property, Sue him.
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I knew porn would kill Ron Jeremy but I didn't think it would be from a heart attack. So I suppose this means he can't have sex anymore without the risk of death.
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I have a bump on my forearm, it's literally on the bone. No real pain though, only when I push on it with moderate pressure.
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You should kill yourself then
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That's the fall back plan.
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Stop pretending like there is any other plan.
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Well, my other plan is to come see you first. So, yes, there is another plan.
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Can I have your phone number?
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Will you take a picture of yourself, with a sign, that has my name on it? But pose with your back to the camera with the sign taped on your back. Also, you have to be looking back at the camera with a sense of bedazzlement emenating from your eyes.
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How tight are you?
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Can I double dip?
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I say you just cut the arm off.
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Okay, get this. Apparently I fractured his face and he's in the emegerncy room now. I think the fucked just wants vicodin, he's a fuckig fiend.
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BABS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE
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I am feeling so fucking filthy right now, I need someone to touch me.
awwwww this feels long |
I throw dick on my own face |
Kahl and I would make a sexy couple NO FUCKING DOUBT
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TRAILER TRASH MOUSTACHE
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I used to look like a little skinny art faggot lol #yum |
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh best not be |
cum get sum |
This is what the i-mockery chat became?
SEE YOU LOSERS LATER |
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I have an image for when Zomboid is a ball-less whinger at me.
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Because it happens enough for it to be a thing.
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Bugger, it isn't tagged.
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Just a minute!
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There we go.
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Not great.
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But then again, why is anyone that doesn't read the main site reading this forum any more? :confused
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That was back when he put a little effort into being a shitty person on the internet.
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:pagebrak
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I don't have to put any effort in.
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I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.
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It is my special gift.
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I look forward to your reply to that post never.
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That is called a 'callback'.
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It is a thing that Esuohlim taught me.
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Everyone go friend him on Facebook so he can teach you cool things like that.
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Babs, we are so much alike.
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that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass
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Because you are, much like I am, a colossal baby.
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We're a like in the sense we need to seem some dicks for some cred around here.
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YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.
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I googled to see if it was a like or alike. That was a thing that I did.
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Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.
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I was critiquing myself on that as well, then I realized I'm laying in bed and typing on imockery where convenience needs to be optimized for my pleasure and I was already 5 verbs deep.
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It is something else that Esuohlim taught me.
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You're all missing out by not friending him on Facebook.
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I'd rather twitter him :conspiracy
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That's an "inside" joke LOL WINK
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Nothings better than milhouse. Now THAT'S an informal PHALLUS-y.
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I am Pub, Babs, and Milhouse. Hence my location being the "tri county area". THE FUCKING TRINITY
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Like a Japanese cowboy
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Double post.
Zomboid is a sissy. |
Triple post.
Zomboid = :wah |
Oi
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Quadruple post! :eek
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Fuck!
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Thanks for that, T. :rolleyes
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I guess triple is my max, or something.
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Triple pages.
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PUB, it's time.
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Suicide time? FINAFUCKINGLLY
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I only have one though, so we're going to have to combine our minds and get it through our heads together.
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hey guys what's going on in this thread
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Crimes and irritating bullshit. You should ban people again.
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any recommendations on where to start, or should i just type some names
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I trust your judgement.
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I can't figure out why he would tell a bunch of ignored people he was ignoring them? We've lost his love so what the fuck do we care.
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Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?
I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya. That baby image, though... That hurt. |
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