Sorry, I only take the time to use numbered footnotes in non-scholastic writing when I'm composing messages for online dating sites.

PAGE BREAk YOU SHITS! >:

Too bad, Pub :rolleyes

Seth needs a TA.

Preferably not a lesbian, can we manage that?

I AM IMAGINING YOU BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS! >:

girls dont like wall of txts seth :(

haha, idiot

There's a lot of of backstory to make this equally weird but in ways that reflect less weirdly on me personally, but:

The last person I met from that site changed her orientation setting to "gay" within about two days.

Now that the Pope & the Dalai Lama are both in the US, could someone set up some sort of Wrestling Grudge Match between them?

Who would win?

weirdo

If the Dalai Lama is in the United States, then there's a good chance I'll run into members of his entourage and maybe his Holiness soon. Any diplomatic or cultural excursion to the US he makes is usually an excuse to visit his brother who runs the slightly-more-successful of two Tibetan restaurants in this city. That's really not an exaggeration.

And while I've seen the pope three times already, it's never been this particular one so I'm kind of torn about the chance to end my 8-year dry run of papal attendances.

Don King- "Okay Pope, how 'bout this: You and the Dalai Lama at Madison Square Gardens?"
JPII- "He doesn't have a PRAYER!"

Man, I miss The Critic.

Hardly worse than you, Cunt.

Mental Image: 1
Brain Cells: 0

When I see Facebook tell me "(Seth's "friend") and (Seth's "friend"'s "Girlfriend") ended their relationship", I wish it could be set up so that it would say that someone else ended it. 'Cuz really, that's how it usually is with these kids.

About that meeting with the lass who recently discovered how gay she is:

When the mutual friends we were with talked about bike theft, and someone said she wanted to post something on Craig's List entitled "To the assholes who vandalized my bike:", I retorted something about the fact that she'd probably put it in the "casual encounters" section. Miss "penises aren't my thing anymore, officially as of tomorrow" laughed really hard at that for a long time. To bad that didn't give me a chance to set her straight.

So why the hell are Sean Penn's and Iggy Pop's name being bandied about on the Persepolis ads I've seen, I don't see their names anywhere on imdb or anywhere else

Oh wait, "North American version".

Fuck that

FUCK THAT

:(

So tomorrow I have to take a good 10 hour drive through what I've decided to be the most boring scenery in the continental United States. Oh god the trees. I'm a fan of woods in general but to drive through miles and miles of them is honestly unbearable.
I shall probably go very slowly insane.

Trees are much more interesting than cornfields

Cornfields at the least creep me out because I imagine small children piling out of them with evil intent. Trees are just boring.

This board gets so much more activity on Friday nights

You fuckin nerds >:

Using a message board at all is nerdy.

I look so cute in my stormtrooper uniform. :love

lol @ the breasts

That's where I keep my snacks. ;)

Also, with the helmet on you can't tell I'm a dude, so in the yiffing circle I can be the center of attention.

I can see where your popularity comes from
and lol@ the expression on her face

She wants to marry Immortal Goat, but she didn't want this to be her wedding dress.

And that's supposed to be the happiest day of your life! Even in a stormtrooper outfit!

Am I thinking of the right Goat? The one that's Hickman's brother. Was that Immortal?

that looks a lot like my friends ex :o

SORRY I KILLED IT, DUDES

Got her number? ON THE PROVISO THAT SHE DRESSES AS A STORMTROOPERA, otherwise don't bother.

Page Break backlog that I'm not going to use. See you guys.

:(

PUB LOVER

:( :(

I don't have a better face

you have a butter face

thank you for that

np

Guys, I have an idea for a Lifetime Original Movie:

A girl in college joins a social networking site.
A girl younger than her but with very similar appearance pays someone $80 to get a "fake" ID so that she can watch a Marilyn Manson concert, which is at a bar for some reason.
The people whom the second girl pays for the ID peruse networking sites until they come to find someone who looks as similar as possible to the high school girl. They then find her in real life, then brutally rape her and steal her driver's license.
High school girl goes to concert with fake ID, and Marilyn Manson gives her roofies then rapes her, causing her to become pregnant.
With nowhere left to go because of what her strict parents who are some ambiguous form of fundamentalists would think, she gets a back alley abortion.
She then goes into septic shock and dies as her father rapes her.

I don't know what to call it, except maybe "The INTERNET Killed my Daughter!"

man that is a lot of rape

I was wish that Marilyn Manson rape me on 1997

1518--the rape thread

BTW when did Pokemon live action movie comes out?

WHEN MY UTERUS FREEZES OVER

I'm pretty convinced that ElPila is the greatest person who ever lived

are you agreed that it should comes out a pokemon live action movie? :love i'm about to predict the cast

Josh Hutcherson and AnnaSophia Robb from Bridge To Terabithia should be Ash and Misty, then Brock it could be played by the afro guy from High School Musical, the rocket team could be played by a younger Tom Cruise and Amanda Bynes, as James and jessie, or what about Linsay Lodhan as Jessie?

This is the closer that i get from my dream :tear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmmM0TAU94o

that was horrible :(

I hate everything

What's wrong honey?

Just when you thought that Danish politics couldn't get any better...

...Danish politics gets even better!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johanne_Schmidt-Nielsen

Thank you, people of Denmark, for electing another contribution to my "Women of Global Politics" wank folder.

She's 1 year younger than me, i wonder what politician job could i got if i were been borned as a hot blondie lady, sorry my english is getting worse when i came from a spanish forum, i don't know why

The Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra just sent me an email telling me to go watch them play some shitty pops tunes. I wasn't impressed with their marketing this time around. Last time I got an email from them, it was for something I already wanted to see... but the graphic they used really nailed it down as something I would enjoy.



Now, the only real problem with that is maybe the font is a little lame, and they should have kept it in the German title of "Totentantz".

Now, compare that with their effort today of trying to make me watch two hours of John Williams bullshit.



What the fuck, guys.

I mean, it seems like they would have figured out that human skulls work well for them.

Wow, that's diversity if I ever saw it. Martinis, beers and orange juice. "Nice!".

I can just imagine some Graphic Design major engaging in numerous passive-aggressive emails with the marketing director over his thoughts on why they shouldn't be wearing turtlenecks before finally acquiescing.

Somebody do me a favor, because I'd actually like to get to work on time today. Add this guy to the second advertisement:


And give him a voice bubble that calls everyone else "fags".

He's in an elevator.

:lol

If the original skeleton image had been used as a transparent gif, or if the actual advertisement had been cut out, it wouldn't have been the same.

So the crime forum is gone for me.

cuz you fags kept abusing it

If a Logan's Run society began to form, I am worryingly on the wrong side of the fence all of a sudden.

Whose fence? The revolution's fence! :eek

Only because you keep breaking the goddamn rules. >:

I ONLY CRIMED ONCE >:

So you think your kung fu's pretty good, ha

I want to fight your brother, him against me

Leonard Nimoy sings supertramp is stuck in the truck's cassette player

Hey, Gus-- I'm glad you liked my links to McSweeney's and that you started making allusions to The Critic.

But if I ever start seeing your email on the list server for Scav Hunt mailings, so help me you're dead.

Ha! That's funny because I can't actively participate in Scav Hunt right now because of the University's paranoia about me killing people.

"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

Seth, if you ever go on a crazed, homicidal rampage over a scavenger hunt, promise that you'll send pictures

I haven't watched the Simpsons in forever :(

cause its not even funny :rolleyes

Sometimes it is. Just, not funny throughout a whole episode.

I found Simpsons movie to be quite amusing :/

I know :tear

Everyone I've talked to who has seen the movie said the it was great, but I just have no desire to see it myself.

At least they got the non sequitur pop icon cameo out of the way within the first ten or so minutes.

Unless there was more than just Green Day.

The last time I watched a new episode of the Simpsons there was some wacky off-the-wall stupid shit going on and everyone was speaking in puns. >:

(finger wag) "YOU GO, GIRL!" -Homer Simpson

so I'm sitting in a coffee shop in Georgia and I swear to god I just saw someone who looked exactly like Rosie O'Donnell drive by.
So yeah, fuck Georgia.

At season 14 The Simpsons hit rock bottom. Since then it's been getting slightly better but can be inconsistent. The movie was mediocre IMO.

One of the worst episodes I recall is the one where they go to Italy.

Major suckage :(

I keep seeing comments online about how the Simpsons sucked between season 10 and 16, but since then the show has been comparable to the way it used to be.

These people have no fucking idea what they're talking about >:

And a few of my friends hate the old seasons because "that was when the show was boring". >:

i don't watch it enough to compare seasons, but the movie sucked :x

Oh man I'm all riled up now >:

And when a plot about Homer going to outer space (season 5) was made a lot more believable than the new episodes, even when they're centralized around even the most mundane of subject matters (Lisa becoming class president, Bart creating an internet cartoon) you know somebody fucked up somewhere along the line >:

Yah, no it's nothing like it used to be. But then again I don't know if they could keep it the same as they've already done every conceivable storyline.

i havent watched that show in a long ass time, i think they should just stop now :(

38,000 :eek