No sense in getting gingivitis on your pee pee from these so called toothless country folk.

well i wasn't that into interacting with others when i lived within the boundaries of civilization, either. i just don't like folk!!!!!!!!!!!

lets lube up those lips.

We're here, we're in steerage, get used to it

i watched a keith haring documentary in public and felt awkward when it showed a lot of his dick-themed work. heh heh heh hope none of these ultra-conservative hicks aren't spying on my moniotor!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :dies

Is it too late to say "lube up those ships" because I thought of that one also

I am so fucking sick. Plus, my upstairs neighbors are having a dinner party, or something, and it's driving me into a raaaaage.

^ :lol

edit: ^ :lol at lube up those ships. not lol at zomboids asshole neighbors. fuck those guys.

NEIGHBORS AREN'T SO GREAT ARE THEY

:lol

Normally I don't have any problems, and really, I wouldn't have minded that time except it was annoying for those fifteen minutes that I could hear them because I was so sick. They're pretty great to have for neighbors, and I've been over for drinks a few times. I never hear anything from my neighbors to the side, except when I'm going out and at my door I can hear them playing video games. So, basically the exact same situation for them.

I'm pretty lucky, actually. The only really shitty neighbor I've had was the one that I bitched about on here a couple of years ago--the one that had the cops visit three times before she finally got evicted and I no longer had to hear the muffled sounds of her shitty fucking music.

I think I might know what's happening to you Zomboid, if you have 1-20 of these symptoms then you should be concerned.

The anunnkai are coming to "enlighten" us, it's the dawn of the age of aquarius. WERE ALL EXPERIENCING IT

Well I guess everyone is enjoying their genetically modified turkeys right now and washing it down with their fluoride filled water. HAPPY THANKSKILLING DAY EVERYBODY

hahahaah i just skipped through that video posted and i like how it was all serious then a picture of a cat stretching

I love how every illness and symptom ever is supposed to mean you're DNA is changing. If you have cancer, you're most likely going to be the next Tesla or Einstein.

Worked for Hawking.

I'll let someone else say it

I went to the tree lighting ceremony in a nearby town. The deal was supposed to be that Santa rides into the square on the back of a firetruck and lights the tree. Half an hour after Santa rode the whopping 2 block parade route, we were still standing beside a dark tree as the mayor recited a long poem of his own invention and seemingly every Chamber of Commerce member gave a speech. Just when it looked like it was about to wrap up, they said, "Let's sing a few more songs!" About 20 mins later, they finally lit the fucking tree.

Cured me of wanting to go to public tree-lighting crap but the chinese food later was okay

A tree lighting ceremony just sounds awful.

Went from feeling totally fine to full blown sick in around 4 hours on Thanksgiving after going out for ice.
I wonder if being a zombie virus carrier will exempt me from jury duty on Monday.

You know, it's weird, there must be something that's making the rounds because my dad got off the plane from LA throwing up, my kid threw up the next day, and after Thanksgiving dinner like 4-5 people at that gathering (I didn't go) were throwing up. Meanwhile, my mom and I, who were immunocompromised and at times covered in other people's puke, are fine. Came on fast with vomiting and high fever, then gone. Hopefully yours is gone fast too.

Thanks, I was pretty surprised that I got hit with it as it's been a couple of years since I've been sick at all. No upchuck for me though, it's just been fever and standard cold symptoms.
Oh and I learned an awesome treatment for a sore throat; strong coffee, honey, cinnamon, lemon juice, and a teaspoon of cayenne pepper. Works great!

Or throat coat tea, which doesn't taste quite that horrible.

Rookie mistake. Never allow yourself to think "Wow, it's been a long time since I got sick." In my experience, you'll be ill within the week, almost every time. Don't tempt fate.

Well, the throat tea never worked much better for me than that throat numbing spray. Whereas my nasty psycho juice cured my throat in one day.

Heh, it wasn't so much "I'm INVINCIBLE! Come here sick person and cough in my face!" as being genuinely surprised at such a long health streak. I used to get at least a day-cold every month. Then around two years ago I got the sickest I've ever been (four days of throwing up everything I put down every hour, high fever, horrible dizziness) and after that I was sick for the longest I've ever been (over two months straight). After which I started taking 5k IU of Vitamin D everyday and hadn't been sick since.

It's fine though, I'm still way too sick for a third round of "randomly selected" jury duty. So it's not all bad. :)

Whats up yall

:eek

Yo Mattjack.

HEY GUY

BATJACK

i like bat

I wish Willie came back. And a lot of other people.


rip Pram

Got a powerball ticket. I feel like I just sent $1 to Happy Dude.

Just hanging out, surfin the webs. Did I miss anything?

dude your odds of winning are so much better when the jackpot's 12 million

Yeah, no doubt. I'm usually on the side that calls the lottery a tax on the stupid, but the pot is retarded enough to justify putting in a dollar. My luck is Al Bundian enough to where I'll win and the Mayan apocalypse will be legit.

I'm making a marionette out of bones from the Thanksgiving turkey, which I cleaned by sticking into the top of a fire-ant hill.

I'm kind of starting to see why most people think I'm batshit insane.

I didn't know that the guy behind the Dilbert videos is making the sequel to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

A sequel to Barkley SUAJG is great news. That and the Super Columbine Massacre RPG are honestly two of my favorite JRPGs of the last decade.

Reminded me of this scene from Wackiki Wabbit:

thats gonna be awesome.

Aw hell. My grandma had that on VHS when I was little. I watched the shit out of that cartoon.

sometimes when i open my bin of roaches, dermestid beetles fly out. i don't know how they got in there, but i like to imagine that there will eventually be a breeding population and we end up with enough dermestid beetles to remove flesh from all bones. YESSSSSS.

I did some research on the dermestid beetle and have come to the conclusion that they've got one of the most metal pictures on Wikipedia.

So I was experimenting with icing to find something that would drip well over one of those chocolate bundt cakes with the ring in the center, and holy hell did I ever come up with this incredible mixture. It's perfect. It's like molten fudge. And I can't remember what proportions I used in the recipe :(

I want to blow off my leg so I can have a peg-leg.


I don't like shoes anyway.

make it motorized so that it can spin

Where the fuck are Zhukov and Pentagarn? Did one kill the other and end up in jail or something?

Please let Zhukov be the winner of that.

I thnik you should kill urself Shrek
cuz ur drek

I don't know, but I was wondering where they went, too :(

who fart

lol I've officially been a member of this board for 10 years

NOW LOOK WHAT ITS BECOME :'(

10 years ago I was gay for radiohead and i think i just discovered how to masturbate

10 years ago, remember 9/11 guys

or was that 11 years ago

who cares

alright i'm gonna go back to reading moby dick. see you in 5 or 6 months

Yeah well I guess you won. :rolleyes

SHOWED US!

This message board peaked when Willie sent me cookies

What would happen if I sent you cookies?

Finals week.

i think finals week will happen whether milslouse gets cookies or not

Those were some damn good internet cookies, despite many of mine being broken.

i hit a squirrel on my birthday. one of the most depressing things that could happen to me on my birthday.

I hate it when you know you swerved out of the way but you still hear the dull thump of his head being nailed by your undercarriage.

Then you smell it burning for at least 5 miles

Everytime I listen to john fahey, I think of aaarg. Love you guys.

Every time I look at Jeff Fahey I jerk it a little

is he a skinny guy with short black hair

Put a little meat on that bone

unknown hinson

rawrrr

I don't even know what you're trying to say with that post.

that's okay.

buttato

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Oh yeah I'm supposed to put up my Christmas Story avatar

not feelin' it >:

cant you just make your currnt avatar into black santa

j ohn fahey is cool

Do it. It doesn't feel the same without it. :(

I AM EASILY PERSUADED.

The guy who gave Thanos the pillow is the fucking coolest guy ever and we should make him an admin

Right? I laugh every time I see it, and I go back to look at it nearly every day.

So I was walking down the street and caught sight of myself in the mirror. It's been cold this morning but that is no excuse for me to look like Auqualung.

Maye I can convince my wife to take a picture of me in Aqualung pose.

I think it's the best gift (humour wise) to come out of all the secret santas,.

It would be the best Christmas ever.

She actually said yes and has a trenchcoat to lend me lol

I'm kinda mad that I didn't make a doomsday bunny avatar. I did not plan for this event at all lol

is that today or tomorrow?

You still have like 5 hours bro.

According to the Mayans, the world is still not ending yet. :lol
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/...012/54879760/1

Today is also supposed to mark the dawn of a new age....which means superpowers.

I woke up this morning with a furious erection.

piss boners are the worst

Just take it to the shower, problem solved.

did i sleep through the doomsday

I AM ALREADY DEAD INSIDE

now isnt there supposed to be a giant meteor or some shit in 2018?

There is but some kid found out it could be deflected by shooting white paintballs at it.

:wank

life is so meaningless that even doomsdays don't wanna stop it

I've always wondered, if there was a meaning to life (though I believe there is not), why would the human race audaciously believe it would be through speech?

That sounds like a pot thought

Why the fuck are you so retarded. The human race would figure it out through thought and communicate it to others with speech. Holy fuck.