Small Soldiers
 

Instead of wasting your money this summer to see mutant cgi Bionicles humping each other, long-winded nonsensical storyline, retarded humans, retarded wigger robots, and Megan Fox being all skanky (Which you could see for free on the internet.), why not use your money to go find a copy of the criminally underated Small Soldiers?

It's Gremlins meets Childs Play meets Transformers, with actually likable characters and special effects

And it's from someone who knows how to direct movies...

Did you seriously just compare Transformers to bionicles? You bastard.

He is right though... It is a criminally underrated movie that is much better than just about anything you will see in the theaters today...

If your the kind of guy who has a gay hard on for cartoon characters akin to Hank Hill.

I liked it alot as a kid.

I would recommend starship troopers :\

The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

What? Where?

In Starship Troopers.

:lol oh, okay, that makes sense. I scrolled through this too quick and I thought you meant Small Soldiers

I must have seen that movie 20 times. The best was when the parents immediately assume he's "on crank" after being out late.

Small Soldiers does have Kristen Dunst in it......

i still have my toy i got from this movie the blue guy i don't remeber his name though is funny cause it has 4 joints but still is sculped to have like 10 or so

Small Soldiers has Denis Leary. Transformers doesn't.

Small Soldiers wins.

And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Transformers has Anthony Anderson.

Small Soldiers wins again

Is this some sort of metaphor for your penis?

and it was phil hartmans last movie before his wife killed him

Fuck Small Soldiers

You would.

that sounds like an awfully unusual fetish

not so much a fetish as much as a childhood wet dream.

Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

Yes. YES!! they still have the Rodeo Cheesburger at some BKs! And I saw the bastard in theatres! I enjoy it. It's like Starship Troopers in that it should be terrible but somehow isn't. I also got a good laugh at the PSX video game.

I finally got to eat a Rodeo Burger a few months ago after wanting one for 10 years and it wasn't fucking worth it >:

I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P