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im moving to chicago in less than a week wut up I-Mackery
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Chicago, from N Carolina?
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Found someone lonely enough to marry me. Truly an all time low for humanity. P.s. Snape kills Dumbledore.
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I'm making enough money to survive, holy shit guys. I AM LIVING THE DREAM HERE, BE PROUD OF LIL' OL' Z-BIFF
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Good luck my dood. If it's only 10 hours away, then I assume you know your way around Chicago.
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I went to Chicago once. I watched a college football game in Evanston (what a lame city and campus) and then got drunk at a bunch of different bars around Wrigleyville. It was a fun time and I would visit again (except Evanston. What a lame city and campus).
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My old cat Zelda went to KC and a few other places efore she died. She meowed like crazy, but she had diabetes and I didn't wanna let her go.
Getting older is no fun |
Moved with my cat in the car on a 12 hour drive. No carrier. She sat on top of stuff on the passenger seat and meowed loudly at me for 10 hours. I went to Chicago for a concert and visited the museum. Food is good.
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I LIVE IN CHICAGO
I WILL HAVE TO MOVE IF AAARG IS COMING THOUGH |
get to moving, son, i'm in humboldt park now.
after about 9 hours of driving, i got a flat tire. good stuff. i've let my cat ride freely before, it wasn't great. she meowed for about two hours, then kept quiet and just endured. THEN she had to spend two nights in a house with 4 other cats. she was not happy. now she's good! |
What's that you say? Cats don't like change? Hold on, let me get a pen and paper.
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other things to note:
- fluffy tail - pointy ear - some teeth - need water for life |
TRACKS LITTER ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR >:
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Now we just have to wait on the paternity test to find out if you did, Esuohlim. :lol Quote:
I'm a wanker. :wank :tear :orgasm :x Quote:
I can't remember what I did to alienate everyone here. :lol Quote:
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I'm sweating my ass off in a laundromat because my totally sweet new apartment has bed bugs. It's a really good time.
Fuck |
You're a fucking whiner, zeldasfattestfan. In some countries people would grateful to eat those bedbugs
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I know man, I'm too negative.
TELL YOUR BABY MAKER HAPPY MOM'S DAY OR WHATEVER PEOPLE OF YOUR CULTURE AND STATURE DO |
look zbf I know you've been here a while now, but I don't see that you've submitted a collection of dick picks from all angles for our Secret Forum's Dick Pick Megathread (we even have Kitsa's).
until you do you can't be one of the Gang. pm Pub Lover for details |
Surprisingly, only one person here has received a pic of my dick.
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My d*ck is all over the place man. That weird smell at the laundromat?
That's my d*ck, homie. Free smells for all. And if you want to see it, just inhale deeply through the nose with closed eyes. At least that's how my ladyfriend finds it |
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why we gotta put up with you |
Because unfortunately, we seem to be the only ones here :(
I miss everyone, and the time when we all could post and get shit on by eachother by the end of the day. Now we gotta wait a week and read 2 replies. I miss this place |
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