I found myself in hell. I walked a path of blood, there I saw a demon gathering the spirits of the annimals that had been sacrificed. He looked at me and pointed to the gates, "they have not yet appointed a place for you. But when they do, know that you shall know misery and sufferring." I asked, "why am I here?" He said, "because you are of the wrong tribe." I turned, and saw my own mother awaiting there as well.
I walked in a forest made of darkness. I came upon a brilliant light, it spoke to me. But I could not understand for its voice was but a whisper to my ears. There was someone there that let me know what it was saying. I grew angry for what was being said, I turned in my anger and began walking back into the forest of darkness. An arm was placed around me, and a voice said, "it will be okay." I was walking home one day, I began to speak out at certain things. As I had passed a store, a man grabbed me up and pushed me down, "you are nothing but a communist!" I grew angry, but let it pass. I turned from him, as I did so, I saw the people of the town having a great celebration. But the banners that flew held upon them the insignia of the nazis. |
Yeah, this one time I had this dream where I failed math
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I keep having this dream where me and my friend are stuck in our school, she has a sprained ankle, and every other student, campus police, teacher, everybody, is a zombie. And for some reason, when we used a ghetto-rigged radio of ours to call the military they couldn't come for us. So we ended up fighting off zombies in our bunker, until a week later i made it to my metal fabrication class room and took all the acetylene bottles and made bombs with them and water bottles, blowing our way out.
It was bad ass, and then I found out the next day she had the same dream. Freaky. |
I keep having dreams where I'm in school, not listening, when my teacher suddenly wants me to answer a really weird question, that doesn't even make sense. And when I can't answer, my teacher starts shouting at me and everyone else starts laughing. And this seems to go on forever. Those dreams really suck.
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Maybe you can't, Sucka!
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i keep dreaming im in high school and i keep skipping math class and im like "eh its no problem" then its mid-terms and i dont want to not graduate and i panic and for some reason pub is in the back just chillin smokin a joint
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What is up with everyone on these forums and pot? SMOKER ARE JOKERS!
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Tuesday night, I had a dream about a about a zombie outbreak. A lot of it is fuzzy, but I can remember getting to a dock, where we holed up on the bridge of a ship. We were shooting zombies from there, but I only had a shitty BB-gun.
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I once dreamed that my alarm went off and I woke up. Then my alarm went off and I woke up.
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I've been pretty drugged-up and dreamless recently, but last night I had two separate "childbirth" dreams. I only remember one of them, in which I delivered three nonhumans (I can only remember two- a giant flamingo I was afraid to breastfeed and a "proto-marsupial", whatever that was).
I had a third dream in which I was trying to walk down a moving train. I was hemmed in on both sides by plastic sheets and some sort of goo was dripping from the ceiling. I woke up having contractions and had to drug up again. Very weird. |
Last night, I had a dream someone gave me $20.
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I once had a dream in which I played Tropico. Then I woke up and played Tropico.
This has actually happened to me with a variety of games, especially when I just got a game and really want to keep playing it, but should really go to bed so that I don't have to drag myself out of bed the next day. |
You ever start telling somebody about a nightmare you had and then like twenty seconds into it you realise that you're pretty retarded?
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I once had a dream that I had a really bad headache and a beard.
Being one of those guys whose attempts to grow facial hair end up being totally pitiful, it was soul destroying when I woke up to discover that, while I did have a motherfucker of a headache, I hadn't grown a beard. Oh, and the other night I dreamt that while in the studio audience during an episode of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson somehow accidentally caused the whole place to flood, and Rocky saved Drago from drowning and hugged him. Am I the only person in the world who dreams about eating their own teeth? ...for my third post on this forum I'm making a very shitty impression of myself. |
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Chewing would be a bitch though. And your mouth would be all furry.
My repeted childhood nightmare was that the sole of my foot fell off, causing all my bones to fall out, followed by my organs and a fetus. So me and a friend shoved it all back in again, and sewed my foot back together. Fixed! |
How's that furry tongue thing supposed to work, anyways? Is it just junk collecting on your tongue, or what?
My biggest fear was always my dentist. I'd have nightmares of him, I still do. Dentists are nazis with licenses. |
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Last night, I dreamt that a kid I knew in high school had a pair of aviators that were larger than mine. I was jealous. |
One time I had a dream where I was Batman, and I was in this big shopping mall, and I went into a store and was looking at a bunch of Batman items for sale there like coffee cups, action figures and Christmas ornaments.
So I guess Batman gets his Batman coffee cup the same way I do. |
Last night Pub Lover spontaneously showed up at the pizza restaurant I was eating at. He said one sentence to me and then I said "Wait where's your accent?", to which he replied "I'm actually from Florida :lol"
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