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liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 01:56 AM

i'll look at it in the morning, i need some sleeeep ;<

g'night kahl<3 :]]


p.s. i don't want to admit to myself that my penis is broke :x

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2007 01:57 AM

later
you're missing out on toxic toads doing it dirty style

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 01:58 AM

probably cuz u beat off so much danny ur cock isnt use to the real thing MORE PUSSY LESS PORNO DUDE

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:00 AM

thats what this girl told me one time

PLUS man condoms suck i dont want a kid or anything but i'd rather jerk off than use a condom :x

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:00 AM

BUT SRRSLY I'LL TALK TO YOU COOL CATS LATER 8)

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 02:01 AM

but if you fuck with a condom on it's like a rubber pussy is jerking your cock off

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 02:02 AM

get a girlfriend with less stds & more birth control and don't worry about it bro!!

bigtimecow Feb 23rd, 2007 08:50 AM

hit it raw! hit it raw!

daaaaanny. we need to meet up at some fucking noise/grind mindfuck show and get trashed before watching twodeadsluts onegoodfuck.

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 08:56 AM

i have no idea where you live, but i agreeeee ;o

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 473583)
get a girlfriend with less stds & more birth control and don't worry about it bro!!

this girl would have to ask her mom first lol :x

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 10:04 AM

p.s. emu is a girl

i thought she was a boy ;<

Womti Feb 23rd, 2007 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 473157)


Haha good times



Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 12:26 PM

who is that a picture of?

Moobs Feb 23rd, 2007 12:41 PM

SMOKEY

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 03:06 PM

Anyone have his number?

ha

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 03:18 PM

1-800-******-BU

Noodles Feb 23rd, 2007 03:38 PM


:( :( :(

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 04:05 PM

Danny Ur just jealous you can't get it up!

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 04:10 PM

I think he can get it up, but he dosn't have the endurance to keep his erection sustained during the course of having sex with a lady. Like he wants to quit fighting before the fights over if you know what I mean!

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 04:27 PM

no, due to not having a PENIS, I would have no idea what you are talking about.

although being such a slut.. Maybe its not Danny's problem, its more the girl's for not being able to keep him up!

Fathom Zero Feb 23rd, 2007 04:32 PM

"You have 33 messages stored, of a total 666 allowed."

:eek

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 04:38 PM

37 messages BIOTCH!

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 04:49 PM

danny should avoid the sea whales :(

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 04:52 PM

lenors not fat shut up!!

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 04:52 PM

*SNAP*

I saw his new grl, she's actually quite hot.

Esuohlim Feb 23rd, 2007 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 473713)
"You have 33 messages stored, of a total 666 allowed."

:eek

I have 109, of a total of 50 allowed :lol

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 04:54 PM

Danny, that is supposed to be a secret :lol :love :lol

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 04:57 PM

my new girl IS hot :x

milhouse everytime you talk i picture greg kinnear is talking and i sometimes think thats you :x

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 04:57 PM

damn danny all that for your weiner not to work? :lol

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 04:58 PM

i dont know who greg kinear is really i know i recognize him but i would totally picture him as milhouse if i were to see a movie involving said greg kinear but i don't think i would watch his movies

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 05:00 PM

i don't get how hot chicks make my weiner not work u callin me gay? ;<

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 05:02 PM

hey dude you're the one with the problems i see commercials for that stuff all the time that would be like saying if you can't sleep and take ambien ur gay people got problems bro just looking out for ya!

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 05:03 PM

aight thanks i 'preciate it!

do tha jane fonda ;O

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 05:03 PM

I'd like to see who the real MILHOUSE really is :eek

Isn't greg kinnear like craig kilborne or something?

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 05:05 PM

Danny OMFG .. chuck is not fat, you just need to EAT MORE!

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 05:05 PM

what if milhouse really was milhouse but posting in some other dimension? that would explain why his name is backwards!

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 05:06 PM

who called chuck fat :x

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 05:13 PM

danny told you to use jane fonda, shes a weight loss guru.

So, your saying that esuohliM, is actually, Milhouse from the simpson's?

The spazzy geek boi with no friends?

Moobs Feb 23rd, 2007 05:13 PM

I imagine noob3 is a small girl with a high voice with a flashing phone next to her pc, with the mayor on end of the line :(

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 05:17 PM

do the jane fonda is from a song i thought

Esuohlim Feb 23rd, 2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 473747)
So, your saying that esuohliM, is actually, Milhouse from the simpson's?

The spazzy geek boi with no friends?

Yeah but in another dimension so I'm actually the coolest kid in town 8)

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 05:18 PM

umm noob3 is a guy. I'm sure his gf would tell you so.

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 05:20 PM

Yeah, and in another dimension, im sexier then britney spears, circa 1999.

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 05:24 PM

LENOR YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY SENSE RITE NOW

Noodles Feb 23rd, 2007 05:27 PM

In another dimension, IM AN ARTIST! :eek

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 05:28 PM

Oh sorry danny, I must of fallen on your DICK AGAIN!

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 05:32 PM

NOT AGAIN :x

Moobs Feb 23rd, 2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 473752)
umm noob3 is a guy. I'm sure his gf would tell you so.

Ugh I know but LET ME HAVE AN IMAGINATION

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 06:05 PM

If im not allowed to have one, then neither can YOU!

Noodles Feb 23rd, 2007 06:09 PM

Does free-thought Exist???

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 06:14 PM

SO BACK TO SOME LESS SHITTY CONVERSATION

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 06:17 PM

Danny, does our cyber-humping on AIM count?

Moobs Feb 23rd, 2007 06:20 PM

These couple of pages have been like one big bad trip :x

Noodles Feb 23rd, 2007 06:43 PM

Lemme Fix that!


liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 07:03 PM

noodles, you're banned from this thread please act accordingly

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 07:10 PM

total eclipse from the heart..

Noodles Feb 23rd, 2007 07:12 PM

If so, you should have been banned along time ago.

Moobs Feb 23rd, 2007 07:16 PM

THIS THREAD + NINE INCH NAILS EQUALS I DONT KNOW what to think

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 07:20 PM

noodles, who are you referring too?

Sidebar: anyone notice my spelling has greatly improved! KUDOS TO ME!!

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 07:26 PM


noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 07:38 PM

jen would be proud <3

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 473807)
If so, you should have been banned along time ago.

im sorry if it wasn't clear enough, but act accordingly means shut up and go away ;o

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 08:03 PM

girls *rollseyess*

Noodles Feb 23rd, 2007 08:30 PM

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Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 09:33 PM

WHAT IN FUCKING HELL?

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 10:13 PM

victory?

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 10:14 PM

lol, told yaa noodles ;o

Fathom Zero Feb 23rd, 2007 11:00 PM

Fags. ..

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 11:02 PM

fathom zero i don't appreciate that one bit ;<

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 11:22 PM

i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 11:40 PM

:lol :lol

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 11:45 PM

zero, that is not showing appreciation!

*cough cough*

noob3 Feb 23rd, 2007 11:48 PM

cosmo wouldnt care as long as it'll chat him up

Lenor Feb 23rd, 2007 11:50 PM

HOMO RAINBOW CLUB!!

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 11:51 PM

the thought of terra naked makes me wanna puke ;x

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 12:01 AM

she probably has a razortooth vagina

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 02:25 AM

guys today I was makin out with this fly momma in the parking lot for like, I dunno, 4 or 5 minutes and I TOTALLY grabbed her backside! My balls were so blue! Ain't I the shit or what? Do you think I went to far? I hope I didn't fuck up.

Help,
Distressed and in loveline.

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 10:15 AM

I am in favour of the gay rainbow club and would like to show my appreciation :(

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2007 10:23 AM

I've got the fucking flu again and can't walk because I'm dizzy.

Terra Feb 24th, 2007 10:40 AM

dude, hurry and don't let the floor get away from you!

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 24th, 2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 473918)
cosmo wouldnt care as long as it'll chat him up

say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 24th, 2007 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 473902)
i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2007 01:28 PM

So... did anyone catch Payback last night on TNT?

Seven Force Feb 24th, 2007 01:41 PM

No. They always cut shit out when it's broadcast :(

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2007 02:07 PM

Now they're showing The Wild Wild West.

Say what you will, but I love the movie.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2007 02:22 PM

I like it plenty.



In other news, fuck Guitar Women so very, very much. As if I didn't get enough wierd looks regarding the avatars around here.

Seven Force Feb 24th, 2007 03:12 PM

the movie was great when I saw it in theaters and its still great to this day :)

also gw seems like hes gone so dont worry about it :eek

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 473968)
say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics

begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics ;)

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2007 04:01 PM

Sweet, now Librarian: Quest For The Spear is on. I never got to finish it the first time it was on.

TNT is doing good the past few days.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 24th, 2007 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 474034)
begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics ;)

I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

P.S. what started it all...

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

MarioRPG Feb 24th, 2007 04:08 PM

Guys, it's Semi-formal today!!!!

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2007 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 473972)
She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...

lol so u like dicks? :x

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 474036)
I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

P.S. what started it all...

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 24th, 2007 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 474042)
are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!

why am I always the last to find these things out?

I wish I still had the PM's....I made one joke about her tits and she sent me like 15 PM's, so after that every post I made was about her tits...look, dude, if I wanted to look at a fat, strung out college girl with a ugly tattoo on her ass, I'd go to a local biker bar with a stack of one dollar bills, and I could have all of the stretch marked, sweaty, stinky tits I could get my hands on. But, at my age, it's all about quality, not quantity.

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 04:31 PM

90 years old? :lol

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 24th, 2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 474046)
90 years old? :lol

close enough ;)

Seven Force Feb 24th, 2007 04:45 PM

yeah ok :rolleyes

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 04:46 PM

COSMO LIKES 'EM DUSTY

Seven Force Feb 24th, 2007 04:47 PM

its new page time

Seven Force Feb 24th, 2007 04:51 PM

you cant get dustier than 42


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