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James Aug 18th, 2005 10:38 PM

LOL Pretty Girls
 
Hmm, walking around the store. Walking around the sto-oh OH OOOH!! Two girls in short shorts leaning over. ;) They are presenting themselves to me like the proud lioness of the African savannah. ;) One even has "CHEER" over he ass, so I guess she's a cheerleader. ;)

Turning around OH MY GOD THEY'RE LIKE 12! :eek




Walking around the store. Walking around the sto-oh OH hey, what's this? Hey she's pretty cute. Looks like she might be my age, or a little younger. She's tiny. :)

Me: Hi, is there anything particular I can help you find? ;)
:boob: Well, I'm not even sure what I'm looking for.
Me: Maybe I can help... ;)
:boob: You see, I teach a 3rd Grade class and...
Me: :eek



So, the only thing that was blown today was my mind. :(

HickMan Aug 18th, 2005 11:01 PM

I see those type of 12 year olds all the time. Kinda freaky :(

soundtest Aug 18th, 2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

They are presenting themselves to me like the proud lioness of the African savannah. ;)
:lol awesome

OH SHIT IT'S THA PREACHER'S DAUGHTA!! n she's only 14 the little ho but tha bitch suckz dick like a specialized pro

ziggytrix Aug 19th, 2005 09:31 AM

Re: LOL Pretty Girls
 
Hot for teacher!

maggiekarp Aug 19th, 2005 10:47 PM

I felt like I was doing something wrong because I wasn't hot at 12 :(

Supafly345 Aug 19th, 2005 11:16 PM

I have never seen that kind of 12 year old. Now I kinda want to.

Matt Harty Aug 20th, 2005 01:31 PM

just pretend theyre older

maggiekarp Aug 20th, 2005 01:41 PM

The cops would be all "I can see where you're coming from. She is a really hot 12-year-old."

FPS Andy Aug 22nd, 2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maggiekarp
The cops would be all "I can see where you're coming from. She is a really hot 12-year-old."

hahahahahaha exactly :)

kellychaos Aug 22nd, 2005 03:35 PM

Future Pedophile Suspect.

FPS Andy Aug 23rd, 2005 02:05 PM

you can't be a pedophile when you're still a minor >:

King Hadas Aug 23rd, 2005 02:15 PM

Yeah you can, doofus.

kellychaos Aug 23rd, 2005 03:35 PM

That's where the "future" part comes into play.

Slinky Ferret Aug 26th, 2005 05:50 AM

We have a name for those girls that make themselves look older than they are when they are only 12.

Jailbait

soundtest Aug 26th, 2005 07:13 AM

haha nice one i'll have to remember that

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 26th, 2005 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret
We have a name for those girls that make themselves look older than they are when they are only 12.

Jailbait

I've talked to people my age, and no-one recalls ever seeing girls that young looking like that when we were kids.....I swear the government must be putting steroids in the food or something.....

Slinky Ferret Aug 26th, 2005 09:01 AM

It seems that as soon as they hit 12 they put on short skirts, heels and wear wonderbras and hang around in mcdonalds or wander around town with a ton of makeup on.

You can tell the ones that are still at school because:
  • They are still skinny
    They still look pretty, normally quite stunning and have no lines or flab brought on from the stress of hard work or the alcohol and orgy extravaganza called university.

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 26th, 2005 09:40 AM

yeah, life has a way of doing that.......

mburbank Aug 26th, 2005 09:45 AM

You cannot imagine how hard it is to find clothes for my ten year old daughter that aren't whore clothes. I'm sure I sound like a complete AY-RAB saying that, but it's true.

Me, I like few lines on a ladies face, let's you know what kind of person they are. Plus, your twleve year old's rarely have battle scars, and there is NOTHING sexier than Battle scars!!! I wants me a woman that looks like she just got done fightin' a BEAR and she WON!! AH wants me a woman who looks like she jes' KILLED her a bear and now she's mortally wounded and she's in SHOCK!! SHOCK IS DEAD SEXY!!!!




Oh, laws. Now I've said too much.

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 26th, 2005 09:48 AM

I like a woman who can handle her liquor and can tell stories....only women who have LIVED can tell stories.....

dreaddi Aug 26th, 2005 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret
It seems that as soon as they hit 12 they put on short skirts, heels and wear wonderbras and hang around in mcdonalds or wander around town with a ton of makeup on.

You can tell the ones that are still at school because:
  • They are still skinny
    They still look pretty, normally quite stunning and have no lines or flab brought on from the stress of hard work or the alcohol and orgy extravaganza called university.

:shocked

go away plz

mburbank Aug 26th, 2005 10:46 AM

AH LAKS A WOMAN WHAT CAN TELL STORIES ABOUT GETTIN MAULED BY A BEAR WHILE SHE'S IN SHOCK!!

ziggytrix Aug 26th, 2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
I've talked to people my age, and no-one recalls ever seeing girls that young looking like that when we were kids.....I swear the government must be putting steroids in the food or something.....

I've heard speculation that the hormones used to increase dairy cow milk production could remain present in the milk these cows produce and have some affect on younger consumers.

Helm Aug 26th, 2005 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreaddi
Quote:

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret
It seems that as soon as they hit 12 they put on short skirts, heels and wear wonderbras and hang around in mcdonalds or wander around town with a ton of makeup on.

You can tell the ones that are still at school because:
  • They are still skinny
    They still look pretty, normally quite stunning and have no lines or flab brought on from the stress of hard work or the alcohol and orgy extravaganza called university.

:shocked

go away plz


No, you go away.

Slinky Ferret Aug 26th, 2005 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreaddi
:shocked

go away plz

why? Don't you get this in your country?

ziggytrix Aug 26th, 2005 11:59 AM

maybe he/she is 15 and deeply offended by your generalization? :/

Dole Aug 26th, 2005 12:22 PM

dreddi is 46 and in an iron lung.

James Aug 26th, 2005 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
I wants me a woman that looks like she just got done fightin' a BEAR and she WON!!


kellychaos Aug 26th, 2005 03:45 PM

Plz stay Slinky and forget the mean peoples. :)

Supercooldude Aug 26th, 2005 08:58 PM

If there's grass on the field, play football!

Supercooldude Aug 26th, 2005 08:59 PM

That means, if she has hair around her vagina, then do her.

Slinky Ferret Aug 27th, 2005 04:58 PM

Over here there has been a huge increase in teenage pregnancies and even 12 year old girls having babies.

I know that in the tudor times people got married at 14 and had kids but 12 years old?

Due to our government, the whole getting pregnant as soon as possible is actually considered as a "career" move. There are girls who have one ambition - to have a baby. Why? Well , hmm I wonder if its to do with the free house and generous handouts you get from having the sprog?

There is actually one woman who was in the paper recently and all three of her teenage daughters are under 16 and have all of them babies. She even let one of them have her boyfriend stay the night at the age of 11.

This woman I think has never had a job and lived off benefits all her life. Her daughters will now do the same as history repeats itself.

Of course where is the irony in this? Well while one half of the UK are popping out sprogs faster than they can keep their legs shut, the other half are doing their best to avoid getting pregnant to further their career and income - which in turn gets taxed to pay for the half that can't keep their legs shut.

Appologies to all people who are good parents. Is there a system like this in america?

Supercooldude Aug 27th, 2005 05:03 PM

Hell yeah! I see knocked up teenage sluts waddling around the mall every day pushing around strollers and it pisses me off knowing they probably never had a job and get like $2000 every month of my tax money. sluts...

Slinky Ferret Aug 27th, 2005 05:10 PM

What happens to the fathers though? All to often they seem to get off scot free. They may have to pay maintenance but they don't have to go through the whole teenage angst stage at all. They don't have to even know their child.

James Aug 27th, 2005 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret
This woman I think has never had a job and lived off benefits all her life. Her daughters will now do the same as history repeats itself.

Of course where is the irony in this? Well while one half of the UK are popping out sprogs faster than they can keep their legs shut, the other half are doing their best to avoid getting pregnant to further their career and income - which in turn gets taxed to pay for the half that can't keep their legs shut.

Between this and The Chavs, you guys are sounding pretty fucked at the moment. :(

And of course, these bastard babies by the preteens will grow up to be future Chavs. :(

King Hadas Aug 28th, 2005 03:24 PM

Guys, did you know the youngest person to ever give birth to a child was only five years old :eek

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

Slinky Ferret Aug 29th, 2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James
Between this and The Chavs, you guys are sounding pretty fucked at the moment. :(

And of course, these bastard babies by the preteens will grow up to be future Chavs. :(

Most of the girls are either Chavs or become them. :/ Therefore increasing the population of those that must have been descended from apes... thats what it feels like sometimes.


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