Mind Control?
 

The Jews did it!

without having watched that video at all I'm wondering if he actually regrets decisions he has made such as drug use, being schizophrenic, and/or small penis.

I regret deciding to have a small penis. :(

How come? Doesn't it make y ou happy when girls poke it, or squiggle it around or giggle when its in their mouth and say that its cute?

girls?

even gay guys have to enjoy it when women try to use their penises as lassos, right?

DONT EVEN TRY TO TELL ME THAT UNIQUE JOY IS PARTICULAR ONLY TO STRAIGHT FOLK.

lassos?

yea... you know... those long rope things you swing around your head and use to catch cattle or children or whatever pub goes for.

Right but how do you... Never mind...

Step one) Put hand on base of penis
Step two) Swing penis in circle
Step three) release penis

Wouldn't you have to hang a weight off the end or something first? Or be Mr. Fantastic?

OMG GOD YOU ARE SO CLEVER! PLEASE POST MORE!

I DON'T DO REQUESTS

Why do you even talk to Tadao, he's a jerk.

:rolleyes

I just figured that was normal for him, so I stopped taking it personally.

Normal reaction to a tard on the net.

I love you too dear.

You do, don't you. Why do girls always go for jerks?

Heh, I'm the only reason she stays. : pimp

In the thick of the evening when the dealing got rough,
She was too pat to open and too cool to bluff.
As I picked up my matches and was closing the door,
I had one of those flashes Id been there before, been there before.

i dunno my penis can be used as a lasso pretty easily so maybe you guys are just packin light

im packin light but i never heard any complaints, winky/frowny emoticon

have you ever attempted to use it in the capacity of a lasso?

no but like wonder woman's lariat its touch causes people to tell the truth