dick dale vs. the ventures
 

dick dale teaches gorillas sign language while piloting intercontinental flights

the ventures are more popular in japan than every other band ever put together and demand up to $12,000 for a live performance

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dick dale is a secret CIA agent, and i hear he's the one who captured sadam

also he will come to your house for a birthday party tribute, but beware that small children/animals may be in danger of catching on fire if he's shredding too hard

the ventures hate america and bring stools on stage in case their backs start to hurt

they need to bring coffins

just in case

atleast their children are fully grown and will be able to handle the loss

poor young jimmy dale will probably be left homeless to die of exposure by this time next year

with les paul on his side, i highly doubt it (ps jimmy dale is a pussy)

i want his rc copter though

last picture of jimmy dale alive :lol

word is the ventures really wanna get into the rock and roll hall of fame but they can't afford a bus ticket

they need dick dale's bus driving expertise, if only they would set aside thier differences and become dick dale and the venturetron

Other Statistics:

- The Ventures rank #379 in the Top 500 Single Artists Chart.

- The Ventures rank #4 in the Top Instrumental Single Artists
Chart, behind Duane Eddy, Bill Black's Combo, and Booker T &
the MGs.
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the ventures have statistics!

they should be the surf rock MVPs

Dale was the first power rock guitarist to be featured in a double page layout in Life magazine

The Ventures have written over 1000 tunes, and recorded over 3000 songs altogether! If they ever decide to play all of the songs that they've ever recorded, it would take almost 5 days - without a break - to play them all.

Dick Dale has been alive for 43 million years, it is said that he may have taught Jesus to hone in on his mutant powers! He battled & tamed many a dinosaur, also he ate them on a regular basis & built crude shacks with thier bones!

that one is from wikipedia

dude i hear dick dale writes and illustrates homoerotic naruto fanfiction

that's gross dude

scientists have proven that if a pedophile listens to a ventures album they'll devote their life to celibacy and charity but if they listen to dick dale they wanna do it with jimmy dale

just like dick dale does

he's gross dude

hey but atleast he'll get to do it ontop of SPACE MOUNTAIN

the ventures once attempted the trek up mighty space mountain, but after they lost 2 of thier bandmates they had to call jimmy dale's rc copter rescue squad

that skull being ventures lead guitarist's