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Johnathan Clement on Youtube
This is probably the best YouTube channel ever:
http://youtube.com/user/JonathanClement140 You can expect to see regular gems like this one, where he celebrates his 10th subscriber (only 90 more before he reaches the triple digits :nervous laugh)! Or this one, where he celebrates his first friend, who is just as awkward as he is! Marvel as they act like a sixteen-year-old couple about to buy their first condoms! Or this one, where he sighs after every sentence! Truly, his soul is weary with the weight of the world! Yeah..... Came with a whole... litter of kittens... back in... 2001... This is the last one......... Nyeeaaahh..... Nyeaaaaaaaaah..... |
I love it! It's like the spirit of Chris Farley has been passed on to him. He's terrifying!
Sidenote: I hope those awful youtube users don't make any heterophobic remars. I hate those guys! Doubleside Note: Is it just me or does it sound like he's puking at the end of the cat video. "Gee-gee-ughhh :x geee-ughhh....So soft. (beeping) uh oh the pizzas are done in there" |
His room looks like the inside of a shotgun shack. Or as he calls it, shogun shack.
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"So don't say I DO NOT have a life becauseIhaveafriend"
Those are great. EDIT: So soft... :x |
I love the Jonathan's cat and Jonathan's friend videos :lol
I lolled hard when they were posted for the first time |
Is this the greatest ruse of all time? Does this rival the early Dax Flame? I refuse to believe this is reality.
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I refuse to believe these are real.
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I like that the only thing that was keeping that cat from being date raped was Clement's excitement over making his ass even fatter.
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"I need to go to Kelowna and help my mom move and hopefully get some stimulation again."
That description made me laugh so hard. |
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME.... OF THE YEAR
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXexMCvCpcY
New clement action! EEERNGH it's EEERRNGH that time again....... Why do these FUCKIN' companies insist on selling schoolbooks.... I mean... school supplies....... |
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im going to watch these with my girlfriend when she comes home ;o
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UGghghhh. Errggghhhh... Bllarrhhhhghh
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"Hey so what about those candy canes? What the fuck is with those candy cane? Every christmas it's some type of candy cane h ello isn't there any other type of shape that brings christmas cheer. I'm so sick of these candy canes! They had the red and the white and now they got the blue and the yellow and the red and the pink and the rainbow all kinds of other colors what te hell do you think we care about candy canes huh they taste like shit nobody wants them it's just a money scheme."
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What's more appropriate: Seinfelds head on clements bosomy body, or clements fat head on seinfelds while he's in some type of suave stickman pose?
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the second one.
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"OOOOOOOOOOOH*with faggy voice* It's SOOO anoying to see these FUCKING commercials on tv all the time" :lol
Do not forget to subscribe guys! |
You guys just need to stop following the fear thats in your hearts.
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Ok I'm convinced its him, the "sex in heaven?" video was the kicker since he stopped being a Christian because theres no sex in heaven.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOwaU-oPtc0 |
But they were going to eat spiderman action figures.
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Make sure someone archives these before he deletes them
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he'll probably delete it right after he finds out that i-mockery is ridiculing his newest attempt at being cool and finding a social niche.
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"My friend Matthew" was the most embarrassingly painful thing to watch ever. I love it.
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