YOU taste like gross >:

-willie

lol @ madlib

omg that's mean :(

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie :(

Apples are way better :rolleyes

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH :(

BUT APPLE CIDER... :eek

I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore :(

-willie

OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D

well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross :(

HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS :eek :eek

Man, I love those fruit loops.

I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds. >:

NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS :eek

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED :eek

my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops :eek

MAD LIBS

-willie

ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE

mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner

jeff
coke

-willie

PART OF FACE
NOUN

schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO" :eek

-willie

nostril
wrapper

nose
booger

-willie

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!

SOMETHING STICKY :lol
NUMBER

GLUE

6

being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold :rolleyes

-willie

OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH :picklehat

INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL

lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie

spleen
simple plan :lol

testicle
lead

-willie

i want that to be my title :(

I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE. ;)

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE

hahaha

-willie

dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie

This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow >:

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery >:

it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER >:

-willie

yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls :picklehat

EDIT - 229, neva 4get :eek

luck :(

-willie

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB :(

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.

if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry >:

and you won't like me when i'm angry >:

hahaha :(

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie

This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever. :eek

good :C

-willie

ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)

SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY :(

http://www.elibs.com

get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie

I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.

at this rate how could it NOT

-willie

i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything :( x 1000

I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o

If people go to bed it won't hit 20 :(

hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on :(

well stick around we're going to do another mad lib :eek

-willie

nobody goes to bed in THIS town >:

-willie

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room :eek

-willie

IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT :(

People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

HAPPY time

I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.

I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now

OK I'LL DO MAD LIB >:

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie

Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN :eek

donkies
aorta

KITTIES
PANCREAS

monkeys
small intestines

amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie

OMG IT STARTED

newts
mouse

FROGGIES
MOUSE

adhesive
number

-willie

Salamanders
Chinchilas

:(

RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM

Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two

elmer's glue
72

household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie

KITTENS
TANKS

FISHIES
TANKS

:lol

Spiders :eek
Hummers

oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star >:

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie

blenders
fingers

DISHWASHERS
TONGUES

BLENDERS

PENII

Microwaves
Clitorises

Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random. :(

part of face
weapon pliural

-willie

CHEEK
PISTOLS

Skin
attack dogs :eek

MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(

lol

OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie

yes

YEY

READY :D

NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY

this is better then american idol :eek

HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie

opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER" >:

-willie