this is my second divorce, there really isn't a whole lot available unless you breed irresponsibly, but that's a conversation best left for another part of the forum

that was kind of harsh,
basically most programs to help people like me out are reserved for people with kids.

you can probably qualify for 200+ dollars of cash aid from the welfare office, judging by people I know who have been in a similar situation as you, but sometimes it takes a while to get. Plus you can get on EBT which'll save you a shit load of cash, and you'll eat like a queen and itll make you feel better.

it might be a lot different state to state but that's what you can get here. Having more kids (or people) makes you get more money but you can still qualify.

have you thought about applying for college and trying to live on campus? they have tons of programs and funding for single people. just a thought.

actually yes i have, but i don't think i qualify if they base it off my last years taxes

I'm not exactly sure but I think I have a friend that used their parents when they had a similar problem.. if your parents are jerks that kinda doesn't work. It's worth going and talking to the loan officers at the college.

I would be in your position too but my ex is nice enough to let me live with him while I'm injured :/

I could live with him, but I don't drive and I need to be close to work. I'm at his house now and I'm 30 minutes from all my friends and work. And even though work is dry right now, something can always pop up so I like to be around just in case.
I had a friend today offer his spare bedroom to me, i might have to take him up on it but I still can't bring my kitties :(

:( I would hide them.

Yeah because you can totally hide 2 cats in a 12 x 12 room and them not tear up every goddamn thing.

I love them but they deserve better since I can't take care of them :(

It's too bad you don't have someone you trust that can take them in so you could visit them, at least you aren't one of those fucks that just leave their cats outside and don't bother to take them with them when they move.

I'm sure that you will be able to find someone who will love them as much as you do. :3

I guess it's good that the hardest part of this breakup is finding the cats a good home.

There are no-kill shelters that can assure placement of the cats, if you could find one near you.

There are also cat-playpens on ebay that are big enough for 3 cats and a litterbox. I have one that I use when my guys are in a ransack-the-house-at-night mood. They couldn't be in it 24 hours a day, but it'd be an okay option for a short time if you needed to be out of the house and leave them there. It's about $115 shipped.

I like it when Dixie is being meaner 'an hell.

If it makes you feel better I lost two cats to an ex that I lived with for a while. We dated for a few years, but I don't know how that compares to marriage.

I'm starting to really hate Facebook.

Not only can you not say anything without being monitored by assorted family members with varying degrees of intention, you also have random high school people ( with whom you never got along in the first place) who are using the opportunity to get some quality cyberstalk in.

And the quizzes! God, the fucking quizzes! Am I the only one on the planet who doesn't give a rat's ass what kitchen utensil I am?!? How many surveys can a person fill out about the last person they texted, how many tattoos they have, how many piercings they have, whether they'd have kids with the last person they kissed, and so on?!?!?

I have two FB accounts and I'm sorely tempted to purge the fuck out of one of them. Family you more or less live with, but damned if I want to continue my subscription to the obnoxious blatherings of a college acquaintence I can barely remember.

Yeah, get email addys from those you care about and delete your facebooks.

Well, there are at least two people on one who live quite some distance away, and I want to maintain at least casual contact with them. Not in a bother-them-with-lots-of-emails way, just sort of have them around so if they make some big announcement or something I won't be out of the loop.

That's the main concern, I don't want to drop those two. With the exception of some elementary-school friends I remember fondly, that's about it.

I think I'm gonna get real drunk today. I apologize now just in case.

Just don't respond to the rest and don't bother answering the quizes.

I just tell everyone how stupid they are with my facebook. :/

in a lot of ways it's even worse than myspace :(

at least you don't get friend requests from people like "Staci Wetlips" or "Rock Hardchest"

I'm gonna wind up playing James Taylor songs on my guitar and wishing things went different.

I have a bunch of twitter requests that turn out to be some sort of fucked-up German porn. I'm not too keen on twitter, either.

Hahahaha, I'm always amazed that the time spent sending animal porn links at random = positive revenue.

I knew you got my friend request. :(

I'm really hoping I didn't just break my big toe. Stupid George Foreman grill fell out of the pantry from a height of about 2 feet, I took the entire force of it on my toe.

I think I can bend it, but the only sensation coming through is a sort of stinging throb.

oy i just soiled me knickers

Send another one or find me on the facebook. Just put SAM = Staci Wetlips this time :)


I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

I would pay to see that. :lol

Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it. :(

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

:(

lol, Walmart is indeed a wonderous place full of interesting people. Big-lots has nice variety of species too ^.^

that really fat lady doing the splits is crazy :( she looks like if she didn't have a wall in back of her she would just bobble around like one of those kid punching bags :(

I did the same thing yesterday!
It went like this:
1) Me - Robert Crumb
2) Love interest - Bjork
3) Best friend - Tom Waits
4) Parent - Vincent Price
5) Enemy - Joe Don Baker

I agree with you kitsa about the facebook thing. I blocked requests and posts and still I got invites to the quizes and games. I hate the save the rainforest...save the whales etc apps. I don't see how clicking and sending pixel fish is saving anything.
I deleted my account last month.

I think I have 70 friends on Facebook and almost 20 are set to "hide from news feed." So basically the only updates I see are from people who never do anything on Facebook. I like it.


I don't like when you're planning on visiting your old town because a bunch of people who you don't like expect you to make time to see them.

Call me while I'm in town and if I'm not busy maybe we can hang out.

I'm really going home to visit my nieces and the rest of my family, though I definitely went out of my way to ensure I'd see my old buddy Jon. Our plans, as of now, are "saturday night" and "smoking pot." We'll see what comes of it.

I always wanted vincent price to be my dad too <3

I would make sure she didn't get a dime.

Just saw that yesterday... Kinda gross sometimes.

I would have taken a pic for that site today if I had my camera ready in time. There was this lady who looked like she was 75 or so...at least 75...in spike heels, black hose and a black miniskirt.

The weird thing was that, from the shoulders down, it looked right. She had great legs, even. But then you looked at her face and... holy shit, it's great-grandma. She was tottering out to her car with a cake box.

are you being ironic

Good one. :rock

hey whatch'yall doin?

that's cool.

I think Wiffles is a character, what aboutch'yall?

I'm doing well, MattJack. Thank you for asking.

I don't believe that Wiffles is a character. Just a very sad person.

No problemo mi amigo.

Yeah I'm split on that tbh. One half says she's a character, but the other half says she's a Girl Gone Wild on the Internet Forumz.

I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. BUT I BELIEVE A LOT OF THINKS

Just getting home, it's about 5:20 AM debating whether to have another beer, don't have to work tomorrow. Anyone up?

Aimless, I think I was promised dinner, what happened to that?

i gotta bring an actual video camera to kareoke next time, the audio recording sucks a million shits on this cellphone

there was a five-lined skink inside the store last night. i put him back outside, protecting him from getting stomped by a fat redneck or a fat indian.

Speaking of fat rednecks, I just saw a pickup-truckload of them slow down to take the number of a house for rent across the street.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm fucking surrounded :(

I always seem to run into fat people that are also short. I think it's because off all the cigarettes they smoked as babies.

The "redneck" people are great; environmentalists whom are well spoken and keep healthy. It's the city dwellers that I hate.

I don't have a problem with any number of individual redneck traits. I think Jeff Foxworthy described it best as a "glorious lack of sophistication", on the whole, that defines rednecks around here.

The thing that I hate most about the ones in the area is general selfishness. Selfishness is a big irritation point with me.

You never showed, can't say I blame you... I'm nowhere near as hot as twister girl.

I never liked the way twister girl looked.

BTW, we don't need Sparkles Fairy, we have Wiffles and SF is just a cheap rip off of an already established entity. Wiffles did it's time and you guys are just gonna let this fagot fag things up?

You never liked the way I looked either. *cry*

Well yeah, but this isn't about you.

Fuck yeah!
Kenney Chesney tomorrow!
good god, i never thought i'd be saying that

Quick Question: Who is MajorScales?

With everyone changing their names I didn't see who that one was.

pub lover! :)

I severely doubt that MajorScales is Pub Lover. ;)


ELX! :love

check out his youtube channel, maybe youll reconise him http://www.youtube.com/user/martyman5000

i think he's noob3 or something ^^;;

OMG! Wiffles, that is Fartin Mowler! He is Canadian! He mows lawns for his job. :)

noob3 is from Kansas or somesuch state & is called Chuck & has no job because is a bacon eating stoner. :)

Who knew! ^.^

Is it really? Fartin?

That youtube channel that Wiffles posted sure is Fartin. Where did MajorScales claim to be him?

noob3 is from Oklahoma like me! :3

Yeah, one of those pointless middle ones. ;)

:pagebrak

yes, majorscales is fartin.

:\ Hi Pub :)

sup f

Thank you! :)
Hullo Fartin. :)

waii waii, welcome back FM ^.^

Hey Chojin, how is Jin?

Welcome Back Pub. :)

Nice to meet you FM. :)

Who says I left, Colonel? :eek

Seriously, just because I don't post doesn't mean I ain't watching you guys. ;)

That was me! Your kids are hot, but this isn't my hebephilic account. :x

Sup, ELX. ;) :love ;)

i missed you dearly

Damn. Pub, looks like you gots another groupie!

The kids are only polite to me because they know I'll go to their house & stab them in their sleep if they misbehave. ;)

creepytastic o.o

Absolutely, My Little Cheez-Puff. <3

I know we'd make a great team ;)

Oh,but you're hotter. Still waiting for dinner.

Flattery for food, are you that hungry? I'm making thai food tomorrow. *wink*

That sounds absolutely delish-ums, I bet you are a good chef ^.^

I want to vommmmmit.

have something against thai food? food racist.

No, I love Thai, baby. It's just I've got a lotta shit going on right now and it makes me wanna vommmmmmit.

You should tell us, so we can help you or maybe give advice :)

Fathom, tell your old buddy Sam all abouttttttt ittttttt.

No, babes, I'm going to a parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty. Awwwww yeah.

always marked you down as one of those kids who rolled their eyes at the "other kids" who drank underage because you're better than that

Also, I just realized that I've had this account for a year now. I'm not proud of it :(