I suspect you shake your crime stick at the Asian Pussy still. :wank

Yeah. >:

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WHOSE THREAD DOYA THINK YOU ARE IN?

Not yours?

Seven Force: I like my pussy with a twist of lemon. :)
Seven Force: Sprunt.
Seven Force: OBEY YOUR SNATCH
Vampywampy: WHAT.
Seven Force: Sprite + Cunt = Sprunt
The only refreshing pussy with a twist of lemon!
Vampywampy: Whatthefuck?
Seven Force: :D Try it!
Vampywampy: I'd love to but um.
Vampywampy: N-no thanks. :<
Seven Force: YOU DON'T LIKE MY NEW PRODUCT?! >:
Seven Force: You're upseting my wife!
Seven Force: Of course, it could be the burning lemon juice.
Seven Force: She's such a trooper. :tear
Vampywampy: WHAT THE FUCK.
Vampywampy: :shocked

Yeah, Seven Force is totally a bitch.

A bitch with writing skills.

Yeah, hit below the belt, you jerk. :tear

:lol

Hate to break it to you guys, but a friend of mine wrote Friday's update and she's funnier than both of you. :(

Which is saying a lot since girls aren't funny >:

It's not really saying alot, both 7F & I are not funny, except by accident.


hahaha @ girls.

Aww, don't worry. Everybody's better than someone else.

I can still write for you, right? :(

Yeah. :(

I was just raising a theoretical bar, albeit one that I repeatedly crawl under. :(

Hey, Esuohlim, can you remove my shit from your site & pretend it was never there in the first fucking place? >:


Please? :(

no

In that case I'll keep submiting articles, and then you'll be all "Oh fucking, this is shit, but I'm lazy. Damn it's going up." And then when the domain expires, you'll look at your site and think "I'm not going to spend anymore money on that piece of shit." And then my shitty works will no longer disgrace the internet!

But I can archive the site.

And upload it somewhere else.

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! >:

GW and I tried to get a good game of Gunstar Heroes going but she had to go cause she had work in the morning.

Goddamn jobs. >:

I need to find out what comic that's from. :(

Motherfuckers at comedy central showing Police Academy again :rolleyes

yeah seriously

Done with finals and this cafeteria cinamon roll still tastes like shit

the taste of life has not improved

Yeah it's only been a minute.

It was probably a long minute.

I'm watching Armageddon right now.

Sevenforce, that is from Planetary.

Thank you, mysterious new person! :eek

I think the guy with the gun is supposed to be H.P. Lovecraft. :eek

Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out.

Yeah, I knew he had something to do with it, I just didn't know how. :(

Yeah the guy with the gun is Lovecraft, it's from Planetary/ The Authority: Ruling The World. Warren Ellis writes Planetary, and if you have even the slightest interest in comics, you should pick it up or anything else by Ellis, currently he writes Blackgas, Fell, Nextwave: Agents Of Hate, and various other things.

You just now figure that out? :(

I was looking at my old poster for Duke Nukem Manhatten Project and I remembered that there was a trailer for DNF on the Manhatten Project disc and I just felt really sad.

You keep telling yourself that.

KAILLERA WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO

Not only did it fail on me too, but now I can't get back on to AIM at all.

I guess we're just gonna have to wait till next time. :(

DNF must be the best fucking game ever or else I will kill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever
http://www.meqon.com/

The fact that DNF is using the meqon engine makes me giddy, especially having seen it first hand. Gotta love those torrents.

outtit's coming :eek

Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

What's going on meqon? :lol

Haha, you guys get it? Cause it's like, you know, one of them...negro songs. :/

:(

EDIT: PAGE BRAKE WHHOPS :lol

IM GOING TO SLEEP

The thing I like about the article is that absolutely nothing is exaggerated. Seriously, check out http://www.capalert.com it's funnier than anything that will ever be on my site ever :(

it's 5:44 am, do you know where your regular self is tonight? :(


NO because as soon as that gym opens i am working out, eat a lousy cheesesteak, and go to sleep after i shit all that out. today is going to be amazing

Rankeri really needs to tone down how much of a retard he is.

I think everything is backward in Finland, so he'd need to tone up

Good luck with that, Mr. Vagiclean!

You can't just tell a retard to stop being retarded. :(

That's what we have the ovens for.

ALSO, THERE ARE TOO MANY QUOTATION MARKS IN IT. :/

I guess I will also voice my opinion that it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. :/

Oh my lord, I just saw an ad for Like Mike 2, straight to DVD.
What is this world coming to?

...Finland.

Finland will be the new joke of the internet. By which I mean replace chuck norris.

Nothing will replace Chuck Norris. ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! LOL

>:

Sorry, Pub. :(

Come on Fathom Zero! Were you honestly satisfied with the ending to Like Mike 1? That is like stopping at the end of Fellowship Of The Ring, satisfied that you know the whole story!

God damnit, I want to get MAME32 again but I can't find any sites that have it :(

Just go to Zophar.net, GOD :rolleyes

their search engine is broken too, jeeze they can't do anything right >:

Apparently Right-Click>Save As is unknown to the both of you.

God

way to be slow, I don't even want to play anything now

That ain't my problem.

It could be. If you really wanted it to! :)

You know what Issue? Because i'm having trouble finding that specific one. I got one off a torrent with the name "Planetary", and although it's awesome, it's not the one I want. :(

its from planetary/the authority: ruling the world. check out zcultfm.com they might have a torrent there.
its in this torrent
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/241757/

Thank you! :D

Well, it isn't. :)

Notable Leaders Of The I-Mockery Chat Room Thread (formerly Mad-Libs)

Willie the Executioneer (Mad-Libs Era 1-190)
Esuohlim The Grand (The Milhouse Dynasty 191-198)
Pubic Pub Lover II (The Greatest Depression 198-520)
The thread was then changed to The Chat Room.
Terra The Terrible and Exigo VII (The Dark,Swampy, Cunt Ages 400-Present)

This place needs a Renassiance, and quick!

I elect Scru2wice who already showed his worthy in the Mock Wars.

What about my short reign of dancing avatars. :(

That was like two whole pages. >:

Let's start!

That was under my rule, Sam. :rolleyes

:rolleyes

You were part of my brain-trust.

You know, I think we should put Sam in charge.

"Mr. Snow, I believe these to be negro eggs" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. :(

I tried downloading the torrent of the comics but it didnt work so I'm resorting to google :(

Well it's not what you think the comic might be about, but it's still an awesome comic.

I agree wholeheartedly. :posh

:/

Twice!

That just shows my level of agreement.

The people have spoken.

edging the 700 mark :wank

ALMOST THERE

GETTIN' CLOSER

ANYTIME NOW

700th PAGE

:party

FUCK YOU 7F :(

Seven Force, you sure don't like unattractive people very much do you