Screw the girls, bro.

Anyways, go here and get a free trial to Planetside for 9 months:

http://planetside.station.sony.com/reserves/download.vm

I got a random message from someone I don't know.

Here's the kicker: I just switched to a new name, and I haven't used it anywhere. Either they got lucky picking a random name out of a hat or someone's giving away my screename.

...or it's one of you people.

Creepy as hell, dude.

Hehe... I can't use Planetside, because it requires a 4 Gig download.
I will have it, though.

I just sent an article to Esuohlim.com. What are the chances of it actually being accepted.

I'll give you guys a hint on this one! The word count was 270. :eek

That's not really much.

Ok, So I will make it longer. Dont worry, I have a ton of ideas. It should be finished by tomorrow if I work at it. I can easily bring it up to 1000 plus words :)

god dammit i hate when the weather jumps 25 degrees in three days :(

It was supposed to be sunny all week but then the weatherman was like "Whoops actually it's going to thunderstorm nonstop until through the following Tuesday haha that's eight days fuckers, enjoy". so now I'm all P.O.ed >:

it was 92 here, and a week ago it didn't even break 70 :(

lol. i don't have a lot of ideas. but i can add 700 words. easy!

milhouse i could write something!

That Man could also write something.

ok!

do you mind if i write about small claims court TV shows like Judge Judy and Judge Mathis cuz i've been all obsessed with those lately!

:Sociallyretarded

Emu that sounds like a grand idea, pal!

I haven't changed my "Zits" calander since February 2nd.

I threw away my America: The Book (The Calendar) desk calendar in April.

Why would you do that?

I haven't touched it since the middle of January. :(

lol @ out-of-context :lol

:x

Now it's time for an intermission with the comedy stylings of Esuohlim and Pub Lover!

Pub Lover: Hello, I am Pub Lover. I was born not far from here and due to a crippling fear of everything I have never been more than five kilometers from my home.

Esuohlim: Good morning, I am Esuohlim, I write articles for a website no one reads and at my leisure I drive my car around town and try to memorize traffic signs.

Pub Lover: Pleased to meet you, Esuohlim. I often take photographs of my favorite vast stretches of dirt. I have over six thousand photographs of the windswept brown field outside of my dwelling, completely barren, and I would love to show them to you one day.

Esuohlim: That would delight me, Pub Lover. I am eager to tell you about the dream I had last night, in which I was forever trying to solve an infinite sliding tile puzzle—

Pub Lover: Enough! I yield!

Esuohlim: Yes, that was among the signs I memorized!

That was enthraling seven force. Good Show.

Now, lets talk about spatulas.

For example, I have a black one. And a Metal one. But I wish I had a Red one.

go fry yourself

Be glad you're not a Muslim Saudi who threw away Saudi Arabia: The Book (The Calander), because it's considered sinful and offensive to them to discard anything with the Saudi flag on it because it contains the opening lines of the Qua'ran!

Kilometre. >:


Americans. :rolleyes

3 huzzahs for the metric system.

Fuck your advice, asshole. >:

If I did get a tan, I'd be kicked out of my Vampires Alive! group, and they are my only RL friends.

:(

lol :(

Hey Esuohlim, what about posting a picture of your face? >:

Speaking of spatulas...

They rock. Have you seen RoG's Power Spatula from Hell? The King of Spatulas.

Who wants to play Volleyball with me?

lol no way man

i had oral surgery today. they gave me anasthesia which made me all loopy and not caring. they had a radio in the operating room playing Proud Mary by CCR and i started singing along while they operated. i think they sang along too

I'm watching a episode of X Files on Sci-Fi with Burt Reynolds and I have no idea what it's about, yet I must keep watching.

Suffice it to say, I am no longer interested in playing volleyball. Sorry, folks. :(

milhouse, no offense i like you and everything, but there is absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about your website at all

Every time I see that the last post was by you in this thread I expected you to say that. :(

All I know is that I know about 10 personally that like it and I have about 8 people, only half I know personally, that want to and do contribute to it so I comfortable with my current fan base. Appealing to the masses is only a hopeful aspiration. :(

We're still buds. :(

looking back, that was probably a needlessly harsh thing to say. i'm sorry buddy :(

i think the tone of the site is what bothers me or something. maybe i could write something for it?

Absolutely, pal :D

I just received an iPod charger I bought for 1 cent on Amazon. Shipping and handling was $5.99 though :/

It's better than buying it for $30 from Apple >:

I'm waiting to get my replacement iPod Nano because after a year of dropping it and using it as an anal pleasure device it crapped out on me.

Why'd you have to bring that up again?
Now I'm grossed out.

Yes
Female
16-17 I guess
:/

I guess they like to keep a wide range of options open.

Fwd: Re: Fresh stuff Enjoy multi-orgasms using this powerful thing

Dear member, If you lie down with dogs you will come up with fleas Life is like a box of
chocolates, sometimes hard, sometimes soft Loving life is living Books and friends should be few There is a time to speak and a time to be silent

Enjoy multiple orgasms with the power of proverbs I guess is the point :x

I'd hit it. :mcdonalds

I remember that episode. I think Burt Reynolds is meant to be God. :eek

Which is a stone cold fact! >:

I think that most days. :(

Uh oh! :banned

I'm not sure if I should edit those posts. :/

Fine they're edited. >:

Red eckses! :eek

sigh

Mostly the days that I'm With Stupid, Top Ten Faggot, or my own self are the update.

STU -If you read the papers yesterday, or a week ago if it's now the Friday night repeat, you'll have seen Judge Mr Justice Harman resigned. He's a judge notable for making a few crazy statements in his career. Perhaps the most outrageous was when a woman in his court asked to be addressed as Ms, and he said "I've always thought there are only three types of women in the world; wives, whores and mistresses."

RICH -Ridiculous thing to say. It's awful isn't it? I mean, there are only two types of women; wives and whores.

RICH -NO, I'm joking! In the bad old days, in the seventies, men used to genuinely believe that there were only two types of women, the angel and the whore. I'm glad I live in the nineties with The Spice Girls and girl power. They've shown how ridiculous that idea is. There are actually five types of women.

STU -That's just as biased!

RICH -Five very distinct types, Stu. Not two, like you and Bernard Manning think.

STU -I don't think that! I've said!

RICH -And the Spice Girls each represent one of the five types.

STU -I'd love to see you explain how that works.

RICH -All right, Stu, I will with the aid of these cardboard cut-outs.

The first type of woman, of the five, is represented by Posh Victoria Spice. She's sophisticated, she's a lady. Not the kind of woman you can take to Pizza Hut, no. She's classy. You'd have to take her to Pizza Express.

STU -You can't say that! It's sexist!

RICH -It's not! Only one in five women are like that. Not one in two, like you and Jim Davidson think.

STU -I don't think that! I said!

RICH -The second type of women is represented by Scary Mel B. She represents the kind of woman who is obsessed with sex. Sex! Sex! Sex! That's all she thinks about! She wants it Stu! She's a whore! A jezebel! She's a harlot! She's a bed bucket!

STU -A bed bucket?

RICH -Yes, Stu! She wants it! It's not sexist. Only one in five women are like that, Stu. Not one in two like you and Geoffrey Boycott think.

STU -I don't think that!

RICH -The third type of woman is represented by Ginger Geri. She's the one with the red hair. Though, if you've seen the photos of her on the Internet doing that Kung-Fu kick you'll know she's not a natural red head. She's a leader, Stu. She's powerful, she's manipulative. She manipulates men to do what she wants.

STU -You can't say that.

RICH -She's like Margaret Thatcher, but with a nicer arse.

RICH - The fourth type of woman is represented by Baby Emma. She represents the one in five women who are blond... and nothing else.

STU -You can't say that!

RICH -One in five are like that, not one in two like you and Skeletor think.

STU -I don't think that! [TO AUDIENCE] Don't clap him!

RICH -No, it's true.

RICH -The final type of woman is represented by Sporty Melanie Chisholm.

STU -Chisholm?

RICH -Chisholm, Stu. Jissom.

She represents the final twenty percent of women, which is ugly women... who can jump.

STU -You can't say that!

RICH -She's got an ugly face, Stu, but boy watch her leap. It's incredible! Look, like a Zebedee or something!

STU -Are you saying that nature has given her the jumping ability as some kind of compensation for the ugliness? Is that it?

RICH -I think that's too simplistic an explanation; the nature argument. That's what a lamb would think.

STU -Don't patronise me.

RICH -I think it's nurture. I think Melanie Chisholm--

STU -Chisholm?

RICH -Chisholm, Stu. Chisholm has been nurtured by society to jump, right? I think Melanie Chisholm was born. She looked in the mirror.

STU -What? In the hospital?

RICH -Yeah.

STU -As a baby?

RICH -Yeah. She thought "Oh dear, I'm a bit ugly. Better learn a skill ."

STU -What? Jumping up and down?

RICH -Yeah, men love a jumping woman. You think about it, jumping is the only way an ugly woman can procreate. Imagine the scene, you're sitting in your house, minding your own business, right. Melanie Chisholm--


STU -Chisholm?

RICH -Chisholm, kind of leapt in through your window, did a cartwheel across the floor, did a backflip up onto your lap. Collected your gametes.

STU -Chisholm?

RICH -No, gametes is more polite, Stu. In her ovaries, and be out the window before you've had a chance to look at her. Just as she disappearing down the street you'll go "Hold on, she's a bit ugly!"

Too late, Stu! She's got your gametes! The ugly-woman line will continue! YAAAAY! I can feel them fertilising!

I don't know why you Americans care, it's not directly over your country. :rolleyes

I AM ROD HULL!

oh would you cut it out already

Made it myself, a testament to my artistic skills.
That, and I've been on a bit of a Usual Suspects rush lately.

It's Kevin Spacey.

I told one of my friends that, like 3-4 years after the film was released and he got in a piss with me for ages. I would understand if the film had just been released but after so long it really was his fault for not seeing it already.

ok but is keizer soze really from K-PAX or is he just crazy i don't get it

I haven't seen it. :(

Guys I'm afraid to post in the Zod forum :( :(

These extra forums are geting stupidly out of hand.

Willie, I need to know do you like cody lambert?

Some fucking idiots came in 5 minutes before ten (before we stop making food), and ordered chicken wings and nachos (2 trays I think). That cost us a fucking hour >:

who is cody lambert

I think it would be close, but yeah, I'd win. >:



:lol

That sucks, man. I'm sorry.

And Keyser Soze is really played by 5 people:

Bryan Singer, who dropped the cigarette in the first scene.
Kevin Spacey, of course.
Bryan's assistant, who played the young Keyser in all of his scenes.
A stuntman.
And one other guy whose name escapes me at this moment.

You'd know all this if you had the special edition DVD, like I do. :P

Oh well if you dont know him that well then forget about my idea :(

*PSST* it was for your CD :(

was that who you were talking about though

cause it's been over a decade since i watched step by step

MOP AN' GLOW! MOP AN' GLOW!

to be fair, gadzooks, zod had his own entire message board before on ezboard. rog probably just moved it over here instead and told all the regulars about it.

BUT HE STILL DIDN'T CLEAR IT WITH ME

NOT HAVING INTERNET IS NO EXCUSE



I HAVE A FAX, MAN

What is the song playing during the scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off where Ferris is racing home at the end of the movie? I really need to know.

is it one of these http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/f...ff_soundtrack/

Probably not, since there were no lyrics. Unless they took them out in the movie. :/

Unless there actually is a Ferris Bueller soundtrack that has an instrumental. :(

www.idiotsavant.com/bueller/soundtrack.htm+ferris+bueller%27s+day+off+soundtra ck&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2]HONK HONK[/url]

Yeah, the second to last track, number 15:
March of the Swivelheads.

GUYS!

TERRA IS STILL GONE! :eek

ENJOY IT!

Animated gifs are no longer animated on my computer, what should I do?

GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

http://www.last.fm/user/FathomZero/

Last.fm is my new favourite website.

I hardly know any of those bands :(

Stop using it.