The waiter at the bar today didn't know that Coke with grenadine and Cherry Coke aren't the same thing :(

DEAR GURGLYGOOSE, I JUST SENT YOU MY ENTRIES INTO YOUR CONTEST SO LOOK AT THEM NOW >:

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SO WHAT IS THAT? LIKE MONDAY? :(

I'M PRETTY SURE HE SAID WEDNESDAY

I'M PRETTY SURE SHUT THE FUCK UP ASILA >:

HEY

I HEARD THAT

STUFF IT, YOU JAMMY TWAT. >:

Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

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BITE ME SAM

That goes double for you

KISSES!

OMG A GIRL KISSED ME ON THE INTERNET OMG WE MUST BE MARRIED

ןoן dn s,ʇɐɥʍ sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

my dog just somehow unzipped her "escape proof" travel crate from the inside and went on a rampage through my parents' house.

Poodle Macgyver. :eek

I just took my lesbian roommate's dog for a walk and she took a crap on the POLICE OFFICER'S lawn. I didn't think to bring any bags or whatever to pick up potential dookies, so I just left it steaming by his mailbox. The problem is... as I hurried on, looking back at his house, I am pretty sure I saw him sitting there on his porch in the dark.

I'm scared, guys.

He's new so he won't look here but hey I USED TO LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE DOES IT STILL SUCK?

Yeah :hypno She's scary-smart but it only seems to kick in when she's doing her own thing. When it comes time to obey some commands, she conveniently turns stupid.

Even so, all is well except for the shrill fucking bark whenever she's bored and wants attention, or when she sees one of the cats and thinks it's talking shit to her.

Ok I had a good time but Jim's been puking for the past hour.
Goddammit.
I'm not buying him drinks anymore.

:lol

:(

I need sex.
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL have sex one way or another, preferably without vomit being involved.

Ok then!

and ew

HE'S FUCKING SNORING NOW!

Looks like it's me and you tonight Hustler Love Bullet.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I'm angry.

I take it the networking did not go so well

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What I've just done is probably considered rape if it were the other way around.

Networking went just fine thank you ;)
He just had too much to drink.

I LOVE YOU CiG

AT THE MOMENT

Conditions on love? :x

MY AFFECTION IS ENCOMPASSING I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE INFERRING

Except yes I am drunk so tpppph

Who isn't drunk?

At this time of the night? Insane people I say!

Or people that understand timezones?

tbbbbh

I understand your timezone very much, thank you.

My timezones?
This is one of those crazy posts that make me love you, Baby. :love

N/M Jeez

CRAP I JUST MADE MY THUMB BLEED THAT'S NOT HEALTHY

I thought wimmen thought it was ok to bleed. :rolleyes

NOT FROM EVERY ORIFICE

or artificial orifices for that matter FUCK

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Hey guys. Sorry I've not been around in a while. I uh, god damnit. I posted on 4chan. I know. I'm sorry. Will I ever feel human again? How long will it be?

Orfi

Danny doesn't like blood, that is why he gets to them before all that.

I'm afraid.

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: PEDO

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YOU MISSED THE PAGE BREAK DON'T COMMENT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES I'VE DONE THAT

LIQUID YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE TO PUNCH EM HARD ENOUGH SO THEY BLEED BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH SO THEY GET KNOCKED OUT REMEMBER

I just thought "Ooooh an open forum, this is a good place to post some comics". It wasn't. It wasn't a good place at all!

They wake up soon enough.

A LEAD PIPE WILL SOLVE THAT PROBLEM

I am really bad at the internet. That is my problem.

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hehehehehe

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PLAY A BASS WITH A GUITAR SLIDE

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SERIOUSLY

GET WITH THE RULES

Not everyone whips out their wang at every opportunity, we should respect GW's prudish nature, guys.

Unless she really wants to, because that would be cool. :(

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So would I, no joke.

GW's wang is a valuable commodity

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I wouldn't pay for it though. I respect her too much to treat her like a whore.


Like a slut is another matter entirely.

hahahhaah your puns are worse than mine

Not you, YOU
FUCKING PAGE BRAK

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I DID IT DON'T RIDE MY ASS UNLESS YOU MEAN IT

:rolleyes

SHUT THE FUCK UP RANKERI I MEAN IT

I WILL FIND YOUR SCANDINAVIAN ASS

You missed it and you know you did, you liar.

OH FUCK OFF I SO FIXED IT

:rolleyes you Asila! >:

I DON'T COUNT SHIT I GOTS FEMALE PROBLEMS TO TAKE CARE OF

More like Assila amirite?

OH TOTALLY

NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I PULL YOUR ARMS OFF AND RAPE YOU WITH THEM.

THAT WOULD BE EMBARASSING FOR BOTH OF US

Post Edits are for Post Losers.

I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING I'M A POST LOSER

it's cathartic

FUCK YEAH I SPELLED THAT RIGHT

woooooo

Then imagine I said something that you found insulting. :rolleyes

Ranny-K! How are you doing?! :eek

You know what Jarv?

There are two chats right now and both of them insulted me, so go you

I don't have any idea what you're talking about! :eek

Good.

I just took a guy's head off. and then scavenged his body for ammunition. Mmmmmm.

NOW THE RADIO IS TALKING ABOUT ME

IT'S THE MOST FANTASTIC I WILL EVER BE

:conspiracy

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I am forced to ask why everyone's going to sleep now ;_;

Bye Danny! Have good dreams!