God, this forum is really starting to look like it's dying.

Did I miss Anything?

I guess I missed him, too; I don't remember anyone like that.

the hell are you on about LS

Hey, how the hell are you WhiteRat?

Just buggin' you guys. There aren't any interesting topics anymore, and damn if I can think up any right now that would be mutually interesting.

Isnt that just a color version of the same issue? And yes. Yes it was.

Oh, I thought it was to be a new issue :lol. I can't read and refuse to go back and check.

http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/

Best website ever? :lol

Out of the military now for good, living in Minnesota now, and enjoying life unemployed.

How long have you been out for?

Glad to have you back. Things have been really .... well, they've actually been surreal lately. :rolleyes

Got out on May 31st.

Thanks for your service and I'm glad you are home to enjoy whatever it is you enjoy.

what if he enjoys murdering civilians????!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!????!?!!!!?!?!?!? ?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!????!? ?!?!??!?!!?!!!!!!!?!?!

I'm all for that. The only good human is a dead human.

Yeah, mostly true.

I'll be dead soon enough, there's going to be a 30th birthday party here in a few days and we're rigging up two or three Slip N Slides in a row, going down the gradual incline that is this yard. I'm hoping they set it up too close to the fence so once your ass flies out of the pool at the end you hit the electrified fence. YUMMO.

So at first I thought Geggy was buying up infomercial airtime, when I woke up to this:



"Just $350 will send one Jew back to Israel!"



"For just $1400, you can send FOUR Jews back to Israel!"

It was a little weird because begging for money on TV is not really a Jewish thing, the rules on charity are pretty strict. But after a little research I found that this is some Christian organization acting on behalf of Jews (uh huh) and, hell, they even had Netenyahu on there.

Still, it was pretty weird. If it had been 65, 70 years ago, I wonder if there would have been any infomercials about donations to send Jews somewhere. Not Madagascar, I'm guessing.

Very weird.

Oh man, I hope they put that up on the air in Austin. I could use a good hysterical laughing fit.

I ordered something and was wondering why it was taking so long to get to me i tracked it and this is the route it took according to their information

They had to go pick it up at the docks first.

Death by caterpillar, a bit sad:

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/wp-conte...aterpillar.pdf

I'm gonna wish you good luck on your show now Kitsa, cause tomorrow you are gonna be very busy.

I have heard of that catapillar.

Thanks...I think tomorrow won't be as bad as Friday, because I have a ton of fresh "example" pieces to make during the day. Tomorrow I just set up the art part, Friday it's the food and all that.

lmao @ ur sig

i have eaten far too much mexican food the past few days.

BEANS!

Never to much Mexican food!

Always to many mexicans

too many mexies being shot in the dark too many mexies being trained not to bark

Always too many people who don't understand how to use to.>:

Good god that was a long night. I'm glad most of tomorrow's setup is party stuff.

Ooooo, do you have party hats and streamers and a party cake?:eek

excuse me but with party cake you clearly have to have lemonade, and watch out for punks who want to steal the party cake

'Cause punks don't go to parties.

I do have lemonade. But I don't have a party cake :( Instead it's this fruit tart thing with big pineapple spikies sticking out of it and stuff...

CIG your post reminded me of a line of this song parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czMrIam5rcY

Potty humor

kitsa that looks awfully fancy and is exactly the kind of thing i imagine will go over big with the arts/farts crowd

Where the hell is point B on that?

Point B and D are the same it went through Hodgkins, IL twice

NEVERMIND.

that stupid robot ruined the cake

the problem with doing a show of food art being that people walk in with expectations, man. :(

expectations of delishusness

also I have to distract people from trying to eat all the carefully crafted stuff standing around the room on pedestals. I made little "please don't eat the art" signs.

If someone tries to eat the fake caviar, they're in for a nasty surprise because I didn't flavor it, being only for display and all. They'd get a mouthful of the unflavored tapioca it is...it'd be like a gummi bear with no taste to it at all.

blech.

Tapioca is gnarly. I don't like.

hey guys absolutely nobody's favorite website is back online (basically for what counts as FOR GOOD on the internet, at least 3 years :eek)

WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS

i liek taht forum moar

Yeh, Williewebz froum roks - its teh kewlest! :bestthread

I expect that fruit tart would be extra supremely tasty. :love

Is cancer really that bad and scary?

http://cancer.about.com/od/foodguide/a/grillingmeat.htm

I mean there is a cure for it coming soon anyways. I like my meat really really cooked.

It's a good thing I like meat rare, then. :lol

Thanks for this Willie a while back I checked your site when it wasn't there and I was looking for the mustache picture of Brad the unfunny canadian who sucks

your welcome s.u. olhim also note i am working on making it vaguely less awful than your average myspace page (NOTE THE MUSIC PLAYER THAT NOT ONLY ASKS YOU WHETHER IT GOES OR NOT, BUT WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO)

Gallery show went very well but I am wiped the hell out. I am not good at being social.

Fruit tart was gone before anything else, not counting the plum wine (people had the plum wine drained within half an hour and you could pick 'em out by the purple mouths).

Congrats

a bit outdated, no?

http://trollcats.com/

not mine

^ Finally, I have something to do for an hour before I leave work. Also, has anyone seen the new Harry Potter commercial with the LARPing, its really bad but kinda funny.

kittens are gayer than bob ross

ive got the hiccups

Hold your breath and keep holding it for about a day or so.

ladies first!>:

I had the hiccups last week, and they lasted for about three days. Good luck.

Some guy at work was telling me that he saw someone on TV that had the hiccups for his entire life. I didn't believe him because I hate him, but it was probably true.

If it looked like my hiccups were going to last forever, I would probably have surgery to get rid of the air pocket trapped in my throat or whatever causes hiccups nowadays. Either that or shoot myself.

2½ years ago some girl in Pensacola claimed to have had hiccups for 3 weeks solid. Then, less than two weeks later ANOTHER girl in NC claimed to have been sneezing for 3 weeks solid.

Must have been a slow news month. :\

I know you can drink water upside and it'll cure it. Most people don't realize that you're only choking/drowning yourself though.

I hear bashing yourself in the head with a metal pot will cure them.

Or you could just smoke some pot. Either way.

i always would just alternate hyperventilating and breath holding :/ dunno how well it works though

I just man up and force them to stop by refusing to hiccup.

:lol I hope he already put the fruity pebbles in.

I just got access to a really old harddrive with tons of awesome pictures from the forums early years.

Oh my. :eek

Is that real?

I mean, 'it' as in picture. I am not calling that poor boy an 'it'. Nevermind.

Dismantled and re-assembled my first laptop today. Yay!

Lets see if it still works.

Girls don't do that!

I love taking stuff to bits! I got a screwdriver set for christmas.

Hope it wasn't your only one....

Nah, its my 4 year old one. I figured taking it to bits an dusting it couldn't make it work any worse.

:lol

Sometimes the dust is what's making it work in the first place.

Here's to your success! :posh

Nothing good ever comes from taking apart a laptop.

I took an old one apart to see what's going on inside. The deeper you go, the more you realize you need a parts list and a schematic. They pack that shit in tight.

what can i do to make a boy not want to date me while i am on my date? :(


edit: as a note - i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

double edit: i might actually go to great lengths to contract such a thing to ensure that he does not

I think that you should just admit that you're a lesbian and start dating other girls who apparently don't like boys.

nuh uh, lesbians are scarier than college boys

You're dating a college aged lad? Run away.

I say you give him a horrible blowjob. You wont have to worry about him after that.

does anyone have a spare case of swine flu by chance?

My brother works with someone who is currently under quarantine in their home with it.

actually, my mom would probably still make me go..i think i need something more serious than swine flu

has anyone ever tried malaria?

This is small time. Might I suggest you pretend to have crabs or some sort of STD. Keep sticking your hand down your pants and scratching with an uncomfortable look on your face. If he ever asks whats up just say "oh nothing" with shifty eyes.

Talk on your phone on the date. If a girl did that to me while we were on a date I would chuck her phone where even Verizon doesn't have coverage.