pfffft all you'll learn is hip-hop and how to shoot from the half-court line

pssshhh nah dawg, he aint no kobe

For optimum performance ONLY.

NEW SIG, DOES ANYONE LIEK

ITS TO BIG

BUT YEAH

OK.... THEN COULD SOMEONE DOWNSIZE IT PLEASE AND I WILL COPY AND HOST THEIR VERSION

Person Man could knock that punk out.

:lol

I love perry fellowship comics

Best one ever is Lord Zathulu or whatever its called.

He died.

and you can link to it if you like i got unlim. bandwith

I don't think the intended party fully understands the message.

thanks willie :)

THIS IS, IN FACT, MORE LIKELY THAN A FACT. :|

my story ends more like million dollar baby except I don't want Clint Eastwood to kill me :(

lol do you really think gabby gaga is lady gaga?

if so its funny cause i hate both of them :(

also everything i said about gabby gaga being a tranny was true

how do you harm lady gaga?
poke her face!


i just made chocolate chip cookies and they taste like those disgusting fiber bars :(

Now maybe her mom will post again!

I made chicken tikka masala about five hours ago for dinner. It was delicious.

I'm coming over for dinner at your house. I will make you some sort of slurpee equivalent and we can discuss our similar interests.

slrpee fetish ewww

How was the festival?

i think i'd like to spend my life traveling the world and hiking in different landscapes because so far i've only done so in the appalachians and underground.

like, i'm sure when i went to wisconsin back in 2006 i could have found some plenty nice places to wander around and see wildlife, but it rained that whole week and the girl i was dating was a bitch.

sticky. <3

The flaming lips or the dinner? I haven't seen them yet, not till the 20th.. want to go?

I don't think I can wait till the 20th for dinner.

yeah, man. like the day after i finished reading the book, they announced the movie.

which i had to see in annandale, the town in which he had grown up. it wasn't playing anywhere else locally.

where do you live? I will have it ready by the time you get here.

Aaargh that's actually a really nice picture. I wish I was there.

totally disappointing hike. it's along the blue ridge parkway so it's way too accessible and short. the woods near the summit were pretty cool to wander around in a bit, had a lot of cool moss-covered rocks.

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/nelsonco.htm that's probably my favorite hike, though i couldn't do it in my current state!

On my way and hungry.

Yeaaaah bitches

Dixie? What a retarded fucking name. YOU SOME KINDA YOKEL? SORRY BUT THESE HUR MSG FORUUUUMZ DONT APPREcIATE FOLKS FROM THE BIBLE belt SO IM AFRAID YOURE jUSt GONNA HAVE TO SKIDADDlY TO A MESSAGE BOARD ABOut loving JESUS AND THE AMERIcAN FLAG; THIS MESSAGE BOARD JUST ISNT YOUR STYLE (flannel).

dixie :rolleyes

I fucking love it

CLEMENT'S BACK!
<3

I think I'm getting a new tattoo this week.
I'm totally excited
:D

dixie is new here and she is also being noob bashed!

kahl cansmell the ink on my parental consent form :(

I remember Dixie's avatar from about six years ago.


Aargh, that looks new and interesting to me. I don't knoe if I will ever go to the US though. Here are some pictures from the last bushwalk I went on, it's in my home state of Tasmania:




They are from the overland track, which takes about 7-9 days to do fully. I only really do the short walks, so I didn't do it fully.

If you have more then post them.

That is some sexy vegetation.

dude, that's awesome. so different from what i'm used to.

i have a bunch/not really that many pictures from places.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/us19.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/brc.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/whiteoak.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/cathedral.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/nova.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/coopers.htm

though i should really start going out and taking more trips now that i'm in the mountains again.

The snow pictures in Cathedral State Park are the best.

Thanks. Yeah, those are probably my favorites as well. I had one of the pictures as my wallpaper for some time.

http://www.new.facebook.com/album.ph...86&id=68139323
There may be different pictures from the same set on there.

That was a very peaceful day.

That park is pretty heavily in danger thanks to woolly adelgid. It's basically one of two spots in West Virginia that have never been timbered.

How's this for fucked?

I can no longer afford the public transportation our county provides for the disabled.

Every year, they make us fill out a big long thing proving how disabled and po' we are, and this year instead of a bus pass we got a letter saying funding had been cut.

They followed that up with a letter saying that we now have to buy superexpensive bus passes that are ridiculous in their fine print and that no one can afford. You can buy a month pass, with a limited amount of one-way rides, for $100. You have to pay up front in cash and the pass is only good for that calendar month, nonreplacable if stolen or lost.

They also notified us that they are no longer leaving the immediate area, but if you are willing to fork over some extra cash they'll drop you off at another county's bus stop in a sort of questionable location. Great fun if you're alone in a wheelchair.

I predict a lot more shut-ins.

It could always be worse.

Well, sure it could. But if that were kept in mind for every conversation ever, we'd all just keep reminding each other that we're all a bunch of fucking whiners who at least aren't dead.

That is basically how I view the human race.

Happy Birthday yesterday Kahl, I got you a book.

that'd be the best way to go.

Tadao: Just because it's true doesn't mean it makes getting through life any easier.

Also, speaking of books, I found a fascinating history book I can't recommend highly enough:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Sex...0783115/?itm=1

(it's available on amazon too but ridiculously expensive)

Not to be read after eating.

I'm a bad one to judge that. I have a book in front of me while eating, while brushing teeth, while in the car...most of the time, actually.

Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

I BELIEVE IN ROBOT SUIT

I would take that over a robot spine.

Now they're just taunting fate.

Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

I might be able to get this bike in the next month or so....
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/1294294541.html

There was some weird and awkward shit that went down in a public bathroom I was in today. These two giant sloppy rednecky ladies with bluetooth headsets came in right behind me. Then as they were peeing, I heard them go OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH GOD YEAH and so on.

This left me wondering.

- Was peeing orgasmic for them?

- Did they just do it to fuck with people? They didn't look that sophisticated. As a matter of fact, they looked like mother and daughter, which made it creepier.

- Did they maybe have phonesex clients on their bluetooth headsets? If so, I wish the clients could've seen them, they were nasty. And why would you have phonesex going on in the middle of a mall?

It was weird as hell. And then they were ahead of me in the grocery store so all I could do was stare at their wide Kmart-clad asses and remember OH YEAH, OH GOD, GOD YES in the bathroom stall.

Ugh.

We're totally asd*g'd

lol thanks for the wellwishing 10k; today's my wife's birthday :O is it that book by chuck pahlanuik?

It sure is :p Tell your wife happy birthday too :)

A BOOK BY THE SUNGLASSES MAN!

Happy BDay Dixie, wish I was in you.

Happy first birthday. Should have went with Trixie.

trixie triggers too many rocky horror flashbacks :(

I'm sorry to hear about your bus woes Kitsa. :\

Oh well :) I'm sure it's probably a last-ditch effort to keep going before they stop buses anyway, probably better not to depend on them too much.

My mom somehow acquired the raw video of that guy getting the shit zapped out of him on top of that train in India. It's the same video they keep taking off youtube.

I'm still trying to understand why my mom wanted me to watch a video of a guy who literally exploded on camera.

:/

Because it's awesome footage.

I...suppose so.

Still, it's someone dying.

and educational. I only needed to see it once though, not own it.

Tonight is my last shift :x

Then what? You gonna shoot people?

I was thinking of enjoying the weekend before my studies start

I forget what you are going to do when you grow up.

Director John Hughes passed away today.

GOOD RIDDANCE!

I am not a fan of John Hughes...but thought someone here might be.
Bored as hell today...almost saw two girls fight it out in a parking lot but they were pulled apart before the hair started to fly. The name calling and posing was great though.

Did you egg them on?

I should have.

Especially if the walk away from each other then you say "Oh man you gonna let her direspect you like that?"

Why do you always think of the right thing to say after its too late. :(

Weird thing is, I had a dream last night that John Waters died. I was like one director-John off.

I survived

You're going to be a doctor, right Rankeri?

nurse

wet nurse :x

I hope so

Nothing wrong with being a nurse.

Also, stay away from the girls, because they will distract you. It might be hard to turn all these beautiful women down, but concentrate on your studies for now and then when you become a doctor/nurse you can find the woman of your dreams.