no but there's something wrong with being a wet nurse, especially if you're a man!

yeah. oh yeah.

bacon bbq pizza

yeah

Chorizo and egg burrito!

Nothing yet :(

BUT JALAPENO AND CHEESE TAMALES LATER, HELL YEAH

I'M DRINKING PEPSI MAX GUYS! :eek

TO THE MAX!

Where the fuck is my birthday thread? I demand a sacrifice.

ALWAYS THROW UP WHEN I DRINK PEPSI MAX :x

pussy :rolleyes

That's why I drink whiskey straight instead.

I just drank Dr. Pepper from a glass bottle.


I HAVEN'T SEEN DR. PEPPER IN A DECADE.

:orgasm


:orgasm

dr pepper is the only soda i'll drink.

I wish I could still find caffeine free dr. pepper. It sounds really good.

I just made fresh pico de gallo almost entirely out of stuff from my own garden. It looks good, hope it tastes good.

If you get a can of caffeine free Dr Pepper and stick it in a fridge and let it set for a year it gets REALLY good.

Are you talking about how it gets all syrupy? Hell yes.

Im not sure exactly what it does other that gets really good.

I ran into some Dr. Pepper hard candy at Big Lots and I thought it would be all awesome but it was horrible :(

I use Dr. Pepper flavored lipgloss on a regular basis.

I'm off to Nashville! Do what now?

My parents enjoyed their vacation there but I can't remember any details.

nashville is lame

Where are you from Elx?

I went to a midnight showing of Dead Alive and won a copy of "Black Sunday".
It was an amazing time.

I wonder, is the American Gladiators' title of "Grand Champion" something you could mention in your CV?

man, Todd Christensen has/had a sexy mullet, grrr

all right so i'm obsessed with a song i've known for years. it only very recently hit me as being an abso-fucking-lutely amazing song.

and that's "TUNDRA/DESERT" by modest mouse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOuXm2EHaMo

even if you're not feeling the beginning, hold out until the 1:30 mark for when the levee breaks (not a ledzep reference) and the song becomes fucking chaotic, being set off with "aaaaw shit!"

They're showing Creepshow on TV in 15 minutes. Is it worth watching?

Yes

Yeah.

A zombie just killed a woman while demanding for cake.

Definitely worth watching.

Funny Craigslist MJ rant:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...254029009.html

That "limited edition Michael Jackson lithograph" infomercial has been creeping me out for some time. You know, how they have the shrine of roses and all that. I mean, seriously?

Great movie, "The Crate" was my favorite.
Is it just me or does anybody else think it was pretty Lovecraftian?

even with all of the crap airports make us go through they are still unsafe:(

my brother managed to smuggle a case of cuban cigars and a vintage hunting knife into his carry on from brazil to miami to atlanta, just to prove a point to his girlfriend.

You wouldn't be able to try that stuff getting into Australia.

As Stever Irwin used to say everyday on TV; "Quarrantine matters, don't muck with it."

Random airport security questions: "Do you have any bees or bee keeping equipment? Have you been to a farm in the last week? Do you have any fish? Do you have any fish oils or other products?"

And if you have any of these things you get sent to Nauru.

Haha, that's awesome. Trying to avoid the rabbit problem again, eh?

Cane toads too...

Do they still spray that awful insecticide shit on people in the cabin?

My mom and her husband somehow got 6+ hookahs and a pakistani ornate sword past customs and into the U.S. :(

Are those contraband? I don't think they are.

They banned Contra?
FUCK

I LOVE PLAYING CONTRA

SHIT

my dad flew into South Africa at about the same time Mandela was released from jail, and they confiscated his camera at the airport. All we saw of South Africa was via postcards, as in, "The view from my hotel sort of looks like this."

It's not so much rabbit or cane toad sized animals that they are looking out for, it's the microscopic bacteria or insects that are worse. It seems that any sort of crop destroying organism thrives like crazy in Australia.

Kitsa, I don't think anyone gets sprayed for staying in log cabins, but you do get sprayed at the airport if you are from Eastern Europe or South America.

OH, the cabin of the plane. :/ Uh, no.

My mom is the American liaison for an Australian company and my dad's company deals a lot with Australia, so there are a lot of miles racked up between here and there.

hi people *waves* they lifted the firewall at work AND i finally got the wireless card for my laptop at home so IM BACK.

try not to be too excited.

... and there was much rejoicing ....

nope no rejoicing. except for me, who is glad that she can entertain herself during work again.

Anyway, here's a cheery website to pass the time.

http://www.executedtoday.com/

www.reallyawkward.com is my new favorite :)

GREAT WEBSITE KITSA! :)

Edit - DBD, not to ignore your contribution, but I can't view it from work. :( looks quite interesting, from the text anyway ....

stupid firewalls.

The LOL swazi?!

anime hitler

found this in my wallet last week. i work for an Israeli company, so the irony is amazing:

oh and i gave this bill as change for a $20 to one of my (Israeli) coworkers, who thought it was hysterical and walked around screaming "WHITE POWER!!!!!" all day.

yes i told her before i handed it over.

somebody asked me to identify a tree and i guessed and i was right.

and it wasn't even one we learned in my dendrology class. it was on the list of ones to learn, but we didn't get around to finding them.

i think i somehow recalled my ex-girlfriend saying "oh, a catalpa" as we passed one a long time ago.

SWEET.

This buys you about 2-3 weeks of believable bullshit before someone calls you on it. Use this power only for good. :)

BS about trees, I guess. :(

what genius is sitting around going "hmmm, how can i impress these people on i-mockery?!?!?!? I KNOW!!! I'll pretend i know alot about.............TREES!!! that'll get 'em"

cause, you know, dendrology is like rocket science, only with trees.

wait, dendrology is a real word? no way.

on a different note, i just heard the dumbest thing ever at work:

Customer: "so, you're gonna email me something, and then i have to fax it back? WAIT how can i fax it back if it's in my email?!??!?!? oh, wait............."

I think my mom would lose a basic snake survival test. She went to a zoo where they had nonvenomous and venomous side by side with a sign explaining how to spot the differences between them.

On her photos, she's labeled a copperhead as an eastern milk snake and a coral snake as a Sinoloan milk snake. The good news (I guess) is that she also labeled an eastern milk snake as an eastern milk snake and a Sinoloan milk snake as a Sinoloan milk snake. I think if I wasn't sure I would have gone with the opposite.

She's a rampant killer of snakes despite all my best efforts. A copperhead struck at her once and that was it...all snakes were as good as dead in her book.

i don't pretend i know a lot about trees. i took a dendrology class two years ago and i had a lucky guess on identifying a tree.

i'm not trying to impress anybody, this is just how boring my life is.

yes dendrology is a real word and it's a very important class for anybody in a natural resources program at school.

I don't like this person. :(

Hey guys, I am thinking of applying for a dead body job. I plan on practicing Igro lines and tease the co-workers about them having sex with the bodies 24/7.

P.S. "Yeah man I can step out. Dead bodies, right? From the cemetary? Yeah, no problem man."

Sex with the dead .... don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

I'm pretty sure my last lay could have been declared dead.

I had a sex dream the other night and in it, the girl was bored.

That's how dead my sex life currently is. It's not even decent in my dreams.

Maybe it's time for drastic measures? Ever try fire sex? You have to penetrate as fast as you can as you are doused by live embers.

So this magazine stole some of my artwork off the internet and published it and never told me; I heard from one of their readers.

I wrote the magazine.

They want to know my address so they can tell me how much a copy will cost me.

Now them's balls.

just got out of a meeting, please tell me why i had to come in 2 hours early to listen to my boss talk about recycling plastic bags and how to upload videos on facebook?!?!?!?

*headdesk*

Wow. They're either bold and confident, or just clueless. I'm betting the latter.

http://thechive.com/2009/08/10-reaso...rn/#more-47256

http://thechive.com/2009/08/9-reason...os/#more-46569

edit: 1st link is "Reasons it would rule to date a unicorn"
2nd link is "Reasons it would suck to date a T-Rex"

It seems nothing goes right for you Kitsa :(

I hope you throw the book at them.

i booked a $12,000 move last week. move went fine, management was thrilled with me.............

...............untill the customer called up with $75,000 worth of damage.

D'oh.

dirtyxblondexdame, we don't care about your life. Stop trying.

when i want your opinion, i'll ask for it

:pagebrak

Now look what you've done.

nuh uh YOU DID IT :P

Rose, I hope you're wearing something sensible for this telephone call. Yes, it always makes me very nervous to think I might be talking to a miniskirt.

holy fuck when did Tadao turn into Hyacinth

Within the last 15 minutes, it seems ...

Damn, this salsa is disappointment in a glass jar. Serves me right for buying a brand name. :x

I make my own, sucka. No disappointment that way!

Come on man. Dont get soft on us now.

my days are pretty boring :(

Eunice Kennedy Shriver dies at 88

http://www.bizjournals.com/sacrament...0/daily18.html

:( :tear

YEAH THELEADER, YOU GOTTA STAY HARD WHEN YOU DEAL WITH THESE BROADS

*rolls eyes* yeah he really told me

That is what we are saying. If he is going to start something he needs to stick to it. Where is the follow through?

oh. i'm dumb. thanks for clarification :lol

QUIT QUOTING THINGS THAT A POSTED JUST ABOVE YOU!

it's silly

knock knock

shut it

Why did you start posting here again

Just came back from the Freshmen party. There are a ton of great people in my class and I had a great day. Can hardly wait 'till tomorrow.

why not?

After sexing it up with T she thought it would be nice to get to know him.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I get it now
:lol2