Oh god, Vernors >:

Vernors is delicious.

I've seen Vernors everywhere.

I think I'd seen Cheerwine once or twice before moving down to NC.

I can't stand vernor's. I like Canada Dry, specifically the cranberry one they sell from Nov-Jan.

I also like Birch Beer but they don't sell it here.

wish the Stewarts drinks didn't cost $8 for a 6-pack :(

Flavored Canada Dry is delicious, indeed. Except the green tea kind. I like green tea, I like ginger ale, you would assume they'd blend well. Nope.


The best soda I can remember ever having is Boylan's. I don't know how far their distribution is or even where they're from, but every so often I'll come across them (in the General Store in Clifton, VA; in the Spy Museum Cafeteria in DC; in a sandwich shop in Manassas, VA). All of the flavors I've tried have been delicious - root beer, orange cream, grape.

Also there's some Virginia-based bottling company that makes root beer that I think I've come across in only two shops (one's a farmer's market near Winchester and the other is a souvenir shop near the WV border along US522). If I remember, it's pretty good.

Jones is fucking gross.

I can deal with Fufu Berry but I'm not way into the other Jones flavors.

I like Canada dry but not the flavored kind. Only place I can ever find birch beer is at a bar. Totally worth going too because they have 10 cent wings too.

The Jerry's Subs & Pizza in Lake Ridge, VA has birch beer.

I used to get it in Jersey when I was on vacation from school in Ithaca. Once I came back to the Midwest, though, no more birch beer. I found some bottled at Jungle Jim's, but it's not nearly as good as draft.

http://www.jonessoda.com/ I haven't been able to bring myself to try their holiday flavors, like gravy..ugh. Strawberry lime is the best.

best birch beer in NJ is at Hot Dog Johnnie's out in West Bumblefuck (somwhere around Butler). homemade and delicious :)

now i want some.

Birch beer is effing awesome. It's one of the best reasons to live in Pennsy. :)

I'm also partial to Black Cherry Wishniak (Is it Frank's? Thanks!)

:D

beer friday at work. smirnoff ice green apple isn't that bad. isn't that great either.

Hello people.

I don't want to be an attention whore, so I'll just announce my grand return to the forums in here. That is all for now.

Get lost.

Fuck you.

I wish someone would.

But that's neither here nor there.

Why even do this much?

because I am insecure and need the approval of strangers.

I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU MELVIN. DOES THAT HELP?

Last time I throw myself at you.

But that's neither here nor there

Is "neither here nor there" your specification as to preference, or just an incidental?

NOT REALLY BUT TYPING IN CAPS MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY EDGY ISN'T IT

Anyways, I had some good times on these forums a few years back, so I thought I'd come down and stroll down the memory lane. Or maybe it's because i'm drunk right now. either way, it's nice to be back for a while. and thank you guys for the warm welcome.

I've got your warm welcome, just tilt your head back a little more please. :orgasm

HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(

OUTRAGEOUS! :x

Hi willie!

I remember you. You're the guy that used to creep the fuck out of me. You still do! :)

Willie is not creepy >:

AM SO

IS NOT

Everyone's gay for Willie :(

It's true. :(

I'M GAY FOR WILLIE!
GAY LIKE A GIRAFFE!

stupid double-post

I got a Kohl's giftcard ($10) in the mail as a promotion. I went on a Wednesday and bought off the clearance rack. Clearance rack + whatever the hell sale they were having + giftcard = $75 worth of clothes for $4.77, tax included.

I can't help but think that's not the way they wanted it to work. But hell, if I have to shop for clothes at all I'd sooner they cost $5 than $75.

There was a lady in there trying to buy someone else's used pants (they'd stolen a new pair and put their old ones on a hanger). She got what they were saying about their being some stranger's used and nasty pants, but she didn't get why they wouldn't sell them to her.

HI MAD MELVIN

I REMEMBER YOU, YOU HAD AN ALFRED E. NEUMAN AVATAR

UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE TOO MANY FINLAND REPRESENTATIVES AROUND HERE THESE DAYS :(

Actually just the one I think, but it's still too many :x

Hello Mad Melvin, how was military life?

If I recall corectly, which I probably don't, Mad Melvin was from Norway.

That was Pjalne

Well, I thought it was Mad Melvin. Anyway, Mad Melvin seemed like a decent chap to me.

Yeah, I was in the army back in 2004. After that I was working in various crappy jobs and decided to apply for a polytechnic institute. I studied for about three and a half years and graduated a few months ago. Now I have a crappy job again. Yay. I'm in a steady relationship and WITH A WOMAN no less. We also have a dog and it has the most vile and horrible farts you can imagine.

So that's my life in a nutshell. :x

The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?

Ugh. No. This one is actually classified as a human.

What, did he jump to get away from her?

Is clement in Doc Mocks movie mausoleum episode 10? It kind of looks like him on the main page with the machete.

or maybe she was sooo amazing that after they broke up he decided he couldn't live without her

It was you, wasn't it?

I'm guessing some kind of micro chip or hypno-therapy that caused him to destroy himself if he ever broke up with her.

But we'll never know because Scandinavia is offline now, and the topic will have changed by the time it gets back online.

That may be true, but the smart ones buy extra rations of the internets from the black market. Now I can surf the inter of nets almost 5 hours a month!

Oh man. That was lame. Sorry.

I FUVCKING HATE BANAN ANAS!!!

I feel quite ill. Do I have swine flu?

You should ask Willie.

What symptoms do you have? :posh

Allsorts. Nausea, exhaustion, headache, too warm, achy joints, sore and swollen throat.

But most of these can also be linked to other medical problems i have. Except a vaguely different feeling of ill than usual.

Dude whatever bananas are good. We didn't get any bananas in because the produce manager didn't order them because she came in to write her order with a terrible hangover. It's bad for a grocery store to go a whole weekend without bananas.

bananas are the number one selling produce item, right?

Bananas are indeed good.

You know what else is good? Bourbon :southernfgt

Not in my life. stupid bananas

go eat a ban*na

wuts the mattr di*ie?

where did the b*nanas go wrong in your life? you should give them another chance. errybody deserves a 2nd chance

we should talk this through. just you an' me. an' the ppl on i-mockery.

they taste icky :(

It's ok, cig, I don't like bananas either. :(

I mean the vegetation kind of bananas, not the pink bananas.

...

i like banans :(

even more confusing is that dixie is cig

when did this happen?

i like bonanza

i cant troll a vet, so this ruins everything!!!!

it happened like last week or maybe 2 weeks ago, i don't know......
but by the grace of Boogie, it happened.

Man CiG was so much cooler. You went from metal head to crosses? for shame.

We can talk this out, maybe have a group hug, and then get you back into your CiG clothes.

i have a very legitimate reason to why i changed it all, but i will not discuss it here.
:P

Dude, she needs to lay low for a while until the heat blows over.

You don't kill a man in Armpit Central and just get away with it.

man this is bananas

Well now I have to find a new noob to troll. Anybody got dibs on elx yet?

Which kind?

of banana that is.

I belong to Sam.

We all do.

it IS bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Do you know him personally?

he is sooooooooo good at trolling. *swoon*

no :(

AIMLESS SHAMELESS!
HIS NAME IS SATCHMOOOOOOLOL

he is not easily embarrassed. i need to try harder.

Oh I thought you were somebody that went to high school with us.

Sam and I go way back. I thought you were that indian girl he dated for a couple of weeks. Sam always said he "owned" her or whatever.

what indian girl

naw, i thought claiming a noob was like claiming a bitch in prison.

That one that had the legs.

It is but it's more complicated actually. Have you taken a picture with a you holding a piece of paper declaring the fact that you are Sam's nub?

no, he never asked me to *cry*

i'm not trying to embarass satchmo, that's really what i'm calling him now

first of all Sam doesn't ask, he just tells.

next you should already know this. what the fck have you been doing with your internet life? I'd get on it before he gets mad. Nobody like a mad Sam.

as opposed to the indian girl without the legs :eek

Sam is always mad :rolleyes

that indian girl liked me mad

He didn't tell me either. I will have it in the reserves until he decides to get mad.

shut up satchmo, they're talking ABOUT you, not TO you
>:

the one without the legs was mine and you know it