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If they didn't want people to eat fish they should name them something like "Exploding Rectal Boils"
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yeah something gross
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Don't many companies name their food products something cute to sell more? And they have cute mascots of the animal that is being killed and consumed too.
If they are renamed sea kittens, then our oceans will soon be empty. |
Sorry Charlie!
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If they were renamed Sea Kittens, the fish-processing companies would just buy rights to the Friskies can labels and change a few words.
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plus there's the whole kitten/cat/pussy thing to consider
YEAH MAN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME SEA PUSSY :jerkoff |
Woudnt want to choke on a hairball now would we ^^
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:lol
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It's so true.
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Isn't that the fake company that bought the Onion?
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I like colbert's suggestion that we just start dining on land fish
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oh man PETA is totally being racist against river fish :o
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peter murphy (singer from bauhaus) sounds, to me, like what ziggy stardust would have sounded like had he come from hell rather than outer space.
basically he sounds like goth david bowie. and it's fucking outstanding. bauhaus was a great band. |
I PRONOUNCE IT BOAT HOUSE
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damn the paper just arrived
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WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT
YOU GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST PEOPLE DELIVERING PAPERS? ITS JUST THEIR JOB YOU IGNORANT FUCK. |
its cold outside
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Put a fucking jacket on, you'll freeze to death.
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KAHJLORN LETS BE FRIENDS
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kaljohn doesnt like friends
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It's because he doesn't have any. >:
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The "sea kitten" is such an amazing parody of all the bad elements of PETA, and what's even more awesome is they're doing it themselves.
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Animals eat other animals: Fact. Humans are animals: Fact. Humans are omnivores: Fact.
Quit trying to change my nature PETA! >: |
the seakitten campaign was only intended to target children, you're safe lobsterfeet
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Well... That was a close one then. :\
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i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately. it's princess bride, chocolate ice cream, and super absorbency tampons for you mister |
PETA's "Save the Whales" billboard (http://deceiver.com/2009/08/11/peta-...les-billboard/) caused a stir a while back, and now a gym in my city is taking the same advertising approach -- here's one of their signs verbatim:
"In the afternoons do you get exercise dodging harpoons? Synergy Fitness" funny, but probably not going to gain alot of fatties as customers. edit: yes, i'm chubby, but i don't think i fit into the "mistaken for a whale category" |
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SOMEONES BEING A JERK SO THEY MUST NEED DRUUUUGGGSSSS. I think the real problem is that you have a giant stick up your ass that says, "PLEASE DO NOT BE NOT NICE (to my friends)" |
if i had a stick that big up my ass i'd probably be making more money :|
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No, you'd be a popsicle ^.^
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THE WORDS COULD BE WRITTEN IN TINY LETTERS.
ALSO IM SURE THERES PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STICK HUGE THINGS IN THEIR ASS AND MAKE NO MONEY. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO BE MORE OUTGOING. |
Hey Kahl what's up :X
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not much just chillin mostly how about you?
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nothin mang got some whatups and i'm roooolllllliiiiinnnn along
are you barbecuing some good ass food? :( |
no but i did last night :D
I got some what ups myself |
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i want some barbecue mang |
you should make some bbq and marinate your chicken with beer and chicken broth for a couple of days and then coat it in bbq sauce for a day and thennnn bbq it
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WIFFLES SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I AM HAVING A QUIET CONVERSATION WITH MY BEST FRIEND STEWART AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP MY MOOD
P.S. STEWART THAT SOUNDS AWESOME |
ITS DELICIOUS AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT IT
LATELY I HAVE ALSO BEEN BBQIN SQUASH TO MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION. |
I'LL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SQUASH AND EAT THAT SHIT YYYYYUUUMMM
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AND WATERMELONS :(
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lol guys if you dip a pencil in water a GIANT droplet forms and it just sits there like a bubble but it doesnt pop and if you move it it moves but it doesnt break and if you turn it upside down it flips and you can watch it it never moves and goes away
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ive been seeing ads for it like crazy on hulu :(
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Yeah I been wanting to pick that up too. I played the first one a long time ago, scared the bejeesus outa me. Cause nazis and zombies are just adorable ^.^
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she was shaved; she was spayed. |
AAARRRRGGGHHHH
NSFW TAG PLEASE |
You're totally banned now dude
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Adorable! I want to kiss your shaved pu--feline ^.^
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wiffles is scary i wouldn't let it anywhere near your "pu--feline."
those kisses would be the touch of rape upon your kitty. |
sorry for you seeing kitty nips.
and i'm sorry for me seeing some fucking freak pervert. |
quit trolling wiffles :rolleyes
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Im trolling? or is someone trolling me? I would never troll or something like that. Im confusled O.o
Its only natural for you to kiss your pette catte, whats bad about that? ^^; |
yeah i'm lost on kahl also, but it's probably a double meaning because he's kind of a queer like that.
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slightly less of a queer.
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why don't you go take a hike
literally. Go enjoy yourself in the nature. |
because it's 1:47 in the a.m.!
i was actually planning to tomorrow. well, today. |
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Christ, you finished it (probably on HARD) before most people were even aware of it's existance. That was quick.
Wiffles, how do you go about the enemies in a game such as Wolfenstein? Do you shoot and kill them, or just knock them out? |
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Er Im sorry I miss typed the title. You mean the commodore 64 version. I never finished it. Its very frustrating, and too archaic for my liking. I meant Return To Castle Wolfenstein 2001. I just shoot the enemies. Its not that hard on hard mode, unless its a couple of Lopers comming at you ^.^ |
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yeaah i thought that was another cat :(
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:eek
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That square patch on his tummy reminds me of the TV screens on Teletubbies tummys. A show I might add, I hold to the highest accord ^^
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looks like a koala face.
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I see a baby bear. Same thing really.
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hahaha that's awesome. totally a koala! she has an appointment in a few days to get the sutures out.
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I just discovered that saying the word "go" makes my dog run from the room. Awesome.
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I discovered that the dog that lives on our porch doesn't listen to any commands you shout at him while he's running at the road.
Coming back from the mailbox he tried to get me to pet him, "no way, buddy, you finally grow on me and then you have to go and almost get hit twice, fuck off." |
My dog is going through a "fuck you" phase in response to all commands, so her ass is going to obedience school next month. She's very intelligent and knows what we're saying, she just doesn't want to do any of it and plays dumb.
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Sounds just like my Jack Russell. He won't do anything unless you're holding a milkbone, it's gotten to the point where I have to rattle the lid on the cookie jar to get his attention.
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My dog loves me more than food so he listens to me. Unless he's barking at someone. Then shit's going down.
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I have to put my kitties up for adoption :(
i even cried today |
WHY??? :O
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well, i don't know exactly where i'm going to be living for any sort of long term and all my options do not allow pets and i can't stick my exhusband with them :( and neither me nor my exhusband are really ever home, i only come home one maybe two nights a week.
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That makes me mad.
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:C
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it makes me wanna cry. i'm out of work right now so i can't afford to pay anyone to take care of them in the meantime :(
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That sucks big hairy monkey balls. :( I feel for you D - hope things get better for you soon.
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I hope it gets better. Evil recession ;__;
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who said anything about a "recession"?
it's called "divorce", numbnuts. |
i dont want to give you stupid advice that you may already be following but maybe you could find a private renter rather than like a regular apartment complex or something in which you're going through a rental service? Usually they don't mind so much if you have pets.
The only way to find these fabled renters though usually is to drive around communities you would like to live in and look for "for rent" signs :( |
A mother in law house would be nice, but you can't party in those so you would have to be a good girl.
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i've been living on a coworker's couch since june, i'm well aware of rental opportunities. i have 2 possible options at this moment, neither would allow cats. i'm out of work til mid-late spetember, no money for rent/deposits, not many people but those 2 options are very understanding about that kind of thing. i wouldn't give them up unless i absolutely had to and it looks like i have to.
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I'm praying for you Dixie
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you're an asshole <3
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:lol
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I once had friends who werent allowed cattes in their apt, but they covertly kept cattes anyway. They had them the whole 2 years they lived there, but this was a large apt complex where the manager doesnt have time to check up on everyone. Theres always ways ^^
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you've got to be partially brain dead or something
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As a appt manager and cat lover, my ex would ignore cats sunbathing in windows.
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i wouldn't be having my own apartment, i'd be staying with more people. one house has a dog and people allergic to cats. the other i'd be in a sleeping bag in an apartment turned art studio.
not really any place for cats. |
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damn have you tried getting cash aid or looking into any programs? maybe as a recently divorced woman you could get some kind of help :(
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i'm not divorced yet
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ok well there are programs that might be able to help but whatevs ill stop being mr. advice guy.
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