I found it kinda sexy too :x

Chief Master Sergeant Cat brings out the closet furry in all of us ^.^

how about the star trek reboot

I like to switch around. She'll probably be back. But for now, DS-chan is my avatar.

She looks like she's computer generated.

She is wearing a lot of makeup.

Are you lonely tonight, Pub? Maybe we can get together and be.... less lonely. Whaddaya say?

I like this new, new one. :(

Thank you. :(

What a good idea, Willie. :(

Yiff. :(

Always lonely, Fella. :love

Just a bit more drunk, eek. :(

I checked on Google (our saviour) and if you say Jesus, you mean Christ. :(

tonight was incredibly ridiculous.
i watched one of my best friends break bad and choke a bitch.
that was so fucking awesome.

I was listening to the radio today & I thought the song was pretty good & wondered what it was. It was Korn! I was momentarily at a loss to know what the hell was going on. :(

Then I though of Lenore. :(

What? :(

snap shitless

Hey Pub, you got the touch.

What? :(

I doubt it. :(

But thanks. :(

Dylan, I like that you're back with the Hans Gruber avatar. <3

Wiffles, Wiffles, Wiffles. Reading this. :(

Hey Pub, how ya doing? :(

Great, thanks Wiffles. :(

I saw this in a magazine and frankly don't know what to think about it.

I guess if it works...

Sorry that you're on the other side of Earth, pal. I SLEEP AT NIGHT.

getting real upset for no particular reason.

Some guys did that at a bachelor party in South Philly about a month ago, and killed the bride's brother. True story.

What time is it on the other side of the world right now?

It's 21:21 AM, Saturday 12 September 2010 here.

You posted that at 9:22 AM Sep 11th here.

Sep 12th, 2009, 02:22 AM :(

Even Zhukov is hours in the past, eek. :(

LOL @ 2010, Z. :(

How is the future so far Pub? We havnt been killed by robots yet?

You haven't? Whew, that is a relief. I thought you had. :(

If we would be taken over, it would be by cute friendly robots from japan ^.^

The ones that kill you with a smile. :\

If by 'smile' you mean 'giant prehensile robo-dongs', then yes.

That too. :lol

Uncanny Valley! Yes, that is exactly the unsettled feeling I felt seeing that picture. :(

it's like he's not really REAL, like someone cobbled him together from spare parts to make him look like what he's trying to look like

That is really wonderful...I wish I could be that cool on Halloween.

Happy 9/11 everyone

i fucking love these things

Stop trying to battle me.

everytime is excersise time ^.^

i end up with sore muscles all the time because i'm eating at an extreme caloric deficit (800-1000 kcal/day) and I still train like Sagat

so i regularly get my choke broke

i also dropped by body fat by almost 10% over 7 weeks, so i'm doing something right

you must have cool self controll. I cant resist snacks all the time. Nothing like anon to get you into shape huh

I'm the kind of person who snacks a little through the day, then 'Eat like a bird' at meals, according to my friend. I haven't heard that phrase in God knows how long until she brought it up.

I have no idea what calories or how much fat I might have...I have to walk for my work and I lose 10 to 15 pounds by mid summer. Having an asian wife I eat lots of rice/pasta and snack during the day so I'm burning off what I eat fairly quick. what does getting your choke broke mean?

Well, i'm on a PSMF (protein-sparing-modified-fast - basically atkins minus the heart failure) and I dose up on ephedra and fish oil so I usually don't even get hungry. Most of my calories are in the early morning and it's tough to choke all of it down sometimes :<

:pagebrak

getting your choke broke is breaking your neck, but i was being all metaphorical and shit

here's a way to benchmark your body fat %:

Get your weight and a gut measurement (widest area under bellybutton).

1. Calculate LBM (lean body mass; the weight of your bones, muscle, water, tissues other than fat) by this formula:
(Weight * 1.082) + 94.42 - (Waist * 4.15)

2. Calculate body fat:
Weight - LBM

3. Calculate body fat %:
Fat / Weight

I got's a little belly...its normal. Like Seth you think too much about shit that don't matter.

Sir, you are no Seth so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LONG HATED FAG! YOU WERE HATED FOR A REASON, IT ISN'T GONNA CHANGE WITH YOUR USERNAME!.

Just pullin' your leg tubby.

WELL I THINK I'M DUE A CHICKEN CARBONARA, FELLAS

I'm not trying to be a jerk...I really have never taken the time to do the math when it comes to calories and the possibilities of how many of them might make me over weight. I think Chojin is the bee's knees :love

:x

I really am being a good boy, so I don't mean it. BUT JUST WAIT TILL THE MEDS WEAR OFF!

Here's something to keep that nasty appetite away.

The 5 Most Horrific Parasitic Worms (partially nsfw, I think...definitely disgusting)

I remember the picture of the kid with ascaris being really popular in school. I couldn't eat noodles for a while.

FRIDAY NIGHT WITH FARTIN MOWLER
 

I used to do this when it was only me Rongi back in the day...

I'm drinking some beer and playing my bass so tell me what you are doing tonight if you are not going out.

I dunno, I'm pretty fucking tired actually. I'm probably going to kick back and see what's in the backlog of my DVR. And drink lots of iced tea. Probably there will be a fat housecat sitting on my legs and cutting off circulation at some point.

cats make my crotch itchy...ironic it you think about getting some pussy...9/11 sounds like something the Nazi's might have said before the baked some Jews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28o0dhg4AEQ

i went to my folsk house for my dads birthday

Man, those worms make me hungry. They look like bean sprouts for the most part.

So immediately re-taking a class I failed with the same instructor as last time sounds like a fucking blast

I seem to recall specifically building my schedule around being in the course with the one other guy on the entire campus who also teaches it, but I guess he melted or something.

:lol

I know the pains. Fortunately, most of my instructors are helpful.

I'm surprised no one has complained about it being creepy. :(
Danny or Sapps, MJ?

Because Danny is still waiting for a call from Fartin. :(

For someone that doesn't post much any more, you're showing a surprising lack of character-development, son. :(

how do you people fail at anything school-related

i don't get it

i mean i do zero work and still make the dean's list so I assume you have to actively work to fuck up your life

It's very very hard to fail.

It happens. Almost happened to me, twice.

Almost. :(

I chalk it up to the fact that it was a sociology course and was so stupid I lost IQ points attending lectures

I know my shit about this class now, though, all I need to do is bullshit my way through two or three papers I've still got the guidelines for, while maybe showing up to class every once in a while and playing Final Fantasy on my laptop

I chalk it up to the fact that high school was so flipping easy, then to go to college and actually have to work hard and actually read the assigned texts gave me a case of the bends. I was just lucky that my school's policy was to give only P/F grades during first semester freshman year.

I got better.

What I have to say right now is that OSU football is a big fucking dissapointment like all the other following years they've been. OH-Uh Oh.

I don't have to read shit if I don't feel like it. I take a great many science and math classes. They account for ten of my fifteen hours.

I just got back from walking the woods to get to the bridge at the other side so I could watch the lightning storm in the distance. We've been getting torrential rain lately, but I figured it'd just be insanely muddy, like usual.
Because I had my earbuds in, I didn't hear the river that was right in front of me as I was watching the sky, and got swept away a good thirty feet before I struggled back onto land. I'm fine, but my cd player is toast, and I feel pretty lame.

:pagebrak

That works (sometimes), but the required courses in humanities killed me. As the first semester was the veritable wake-up call, I became more diligent as time progressed. By the time I got to grad school, I did all suggested reading as a matter of course - didn't even think about it. All my fellow students complained that I was "busting the curve". :\

That's kinda scary.

I'm told it just gets easier as time goes on and experience levels rise. But so far, as I've been reading and studying, it's been easy.

My goal is just to get a degree to please people. I actually like manual labor more and I want to go to vocational school when I get outta here.

vocational schools do wonders for specialized studies.

Maybe even UTI. I could get into that. Cars are really interesting to me lately, not that I know much. I just wanna learn how to do things.

Aimless: What kind of cajun are we having for dinner tonight?

I passed high school with something like straight Ds (and actually did fail ENGLISH once), but then I spent a couple years in the real world and suddenly had a newfound appreciation for school.

Now my GPA is 3.88 in college. It would be a 4.0 but I seemed to have a habit of picking my first class of the day to be run by some retarded hose beast who valued punctuality over all things. Also one of classes I got a B in was womens' studies, and fuck bitches.

Jambalaya <3


.... if you don't show this time, it's over. :|

Awww. We've been through too much for this to come between us.

oh, so you're already admitting that you're not going to show? What is it, my cooking? :(

Bill's little problem hasn't cleared up. But don't worry, he is on the right medication, and he'll be over as soon as he gets the nod from his Doc.

I would love to eat your cooking. :) ....and that thing pub mentioned. As soon as Doctor Boogie gives me the green light I'll be there.

okay, but three strikes and you're out. *sigh*

Dinner at my place is always an option. I can make some really great Italian food.

:lol :rock

This is the sort of movie I want to see more of. Good work, Fartin. :(

I'll bet that wasn't a course on female "appreciation", but rather on Susan B. Anthony, Harriet Tubman and Helen Keller. Getting a 'B' was probably pretty good, for a guy. :lol

I knew Boogie would delete it :\ He can't handle the fact not everyone writes like the are still in high school.

Some great writing and my stuff is on this site...and don't use the fact that I use the word Rape in my script...they play RAPE ME by Nirvana on my local radio station and no one freaks out.

http://jammsbrondocdaneekasyakhut.yuku.com/topic/4698

I really enjoyed women studies at University. It wasn't my best subject, but I feel I could have taken it further. I might, one day.

4.5 oz. chicken breast
2.5 oz. orange roughy fillet
3.7 oz. ground beef (93/7)
120 g. onions
78 g. cauliflower
+ soy sauce and spices

432 kcal / 9g fat / 10g carb / 72g protein

Got the idea from when my friend ordered a 'triple delight' at a chinese place and then asked for them to serve it without vegetables. He got a box of meat.

Shit's nice, btw.