I look for Native reservation plates. I saw a cherokee one the other day.

Actually, sometimes a baby in the house calms dogs down.

Yeah, after they eat it.

That's weird. I can be in the Cherokee reservation in fifteen minutes, and I've never seen a res plate.

http://www.worldlicenceplates.com/usa/AI1.html

the inuit plates are pretty fucking awesome.

Ooooh, that would be why. Different Cherokee. I've probably seen the NC plates.

And I know I've seen Wyandotte ones on a car in Woodbridge.

So, you'll be at my party then?

Just learn that word in Finnish school? :(
I hope so, but I am a feared that we'll be shown to be wrong. :(

Who is this person?
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=52

It's me.

True story.

its carnivore!

i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.

So the art gallery where I had my show had a cool bathroom keychain, it was a parody of that "HOPE" obama poster, only instead of obama it had a toilet and instead of HOPE it said PEE.

I didn't know if it was their own or purchased, so I did a google search to see if it'd turn up anywhere.

Long story short, that's the last time I ever google image search the word PEE.

I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too :(

Just roll his bitch ass. :CesarMillan

Sleeping dogs have a mysterious ability to multiply their weight, making rolling/moving them incredibly hard.

stupid dog sleep gravity.

i wouldn't know, i don't let him in my room

No no no. You dont roll him when he is sleeping your roll him when he is being a bitch and barking, or doing anything you dont like. Rolling is a technique were you basically play alpha dog and roll him over onto his back or side really. You place your fingers and thumb around his neck as if it were another dogs jaw. You dont do it hard as not to hurt him. He will more than likely know what is going on and be scared more than anything. You just hold him in that position until he completely relaxes and "submits" to you.

It also helps if you slap him in the face with your dick. I know I obeyed my dad after that.

But not really. You only do the roll to dogs that have real problems and continually think they are the alpha and dont want to listen to you. Dick slapping is all good.

you are all formally invited to my drunken halloween bash. Just find your own way here, I'll take care of the rest.

One day I'll actually get my shit together and get my passport.

I shouldn't have said "all" but you'd be alrite to come T, it'd be a good time. My brother makes shine in his barn, no joke.

My buddy gave me a jar of white lightning when I lived up north. I didn't know that you had to keep it covered when drinking it so that the alcohol won't evaporate into the air.

is that true? we never cover shine when we're drinking it here, maybe it's made differently? I don't know enough about it really, shits damn nasty.

Could be a myth, shiners are usually pretty damaged in the head hehehe

if you leave any alcohol without a cover on for long enough the alcohol will start to evaporate, especially if its warm.

i read in an old book one time that you get drunk off stuff cause the alcohol evaporates and goes to your brain :( dunnno if its true though

:lol thats why they called them spirits.

Hey guys, didya know that nascawr originated from the shine industry ^.^

or rather, transporting it

Dem Dukes dem Dukes

oh god people love shine around here.

I would probably drink it if I lived around it.

Hahahha

shit sounds too harsh for me. i've given up alcohol for a better way to get fucked up.

lemme guess, sniffing glue? o.o

omg omg omg
:love:love:love:love:love:love:love

ummmmmmmmno.

When I fit in normal clothes again, I must have this shirt. In girl scout green.

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php...cat=249&page=1

Happy Birthday Big McLargehuge

Edit:

That's an awesome shirt. I like it in black.

Word to Bigs, happy bday

Dimnos: Looks like you're ready for "international talk like a pirate day" tomorrow.

Let's not forget that Aaaarg is always ready for September 19th.

EDIT: NVM haaaaaay
this aaarg was actually not pirate-inspired (inspirated or pirspired?), it was an expression of anger!

No not really. Thats Baron Munchhausen.

But he looks it. :)

I have Baron and Brazil waiting for me to get Time Bandits. All 3 represent a stage in life, or so I've heard.

:lol

holy shit it's berner :x

I saw a guy with a BAPE cap today :x

I hate Talk Like a Pirate day because every fatuous twit I've ever hated buys into it 100%.

I grew up in Somerset, England. I always sound like a pirate. :(

Butt Pirate! :(

Mmmmmmm ass pirate

Kitsa, I hear you're into fatuous twits. I happen to be a such a thing. How about it? :(

Upon rereading for a fourth time, I see that is an 'h' not a 'd'. My mistake. :

:(*

Oh, I've dated some fatuous twits too, but somehow I just don't think I'm your type, Pub.

Who What isnt Pubs type?

Yeah, your standards are way too high, I could never reach. :(

..

:bestthread :suicide

my ass just got stood up.

WTF ladies, wtf?

I work all day just to rush home to shower, and also to get ready, but you don't have the decency to just cancel? WOMEN :rolleyes

Ladies don't seem to work out for you, Matt. You should take up hard drugs.

I've already done plenty of hard drugs. I can't seem to get off them ladies though :(

They all got a little som'n som'n I neeeed :(

Why do you keep going back to the thing that hurts you?

Cause it just hurts so good I guess :(

Looks like i'm headed to a house party where there is a ruca that wants to meet me

hahaha awwwww fuc*

its because we are programmed to, the chemical signals in our brain tells us so @_@

what up, fags?

sup nigs

sup.

You probably made the best choice Fathom.

I really wanted to do it, too. >:

I see this place is hot these days.

I just got rid of Police Pro. Edit: I also seem to have lost the ability to save pictures. Second Edit: Never mind, a second reboot fixed that.

Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

I'm fine with keeping JC out of my life, thanks...

Well, you can launch my keks any time. <3

If she really wants him to get excited, she should also dress like his grandmother:lol

Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

1. GrannyShrub would be hawt.
2. I don't recall Jon saying he got the big time hards on when he played with his Nana's taters.
3. Nana's taters would be a great instant mash potato brand.

He found a Rule 34 of her with Ron Stoppable and He-Man. He was aghast that she would cheat on him like that.

Is nobody posting today because of fucking football

because of fucking tom brady

women are such whores >:

I am the biggest whore

Especially when you hold them responsible for what happens to their likeness online.

:love

GW props for the beefheart sig, but it's too distracting :s

also trout mask replica is waaaaaay overrated.

stevetothepast, you likes music i likes.

Baroness in the G.I. Joe movie is so goddamn hot, I've gotta say.

Safe as Milk and Clear Spot are my favorites, but I haven't heard all of them yet.

Apparently my shithead dog got away today and got 3 blocks before neighborhood kids helped corral her.

Between that and her abysmal behavior last week at obedience school, I'm a little depressed about her trainability :( STANDARD POODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, DAMMIT.

Yeah, Safe as Milk is my favorite. Admittedly, I need to hear more.

You should eat your dog.

you should get rid of the dog and regret it for a few years.

Or you could hobble it, if you don't wanna feel as bad.

my sister sent me a text message asking "what was the movie where billy bob thornton played a retard?" i responded with "some folks call it kaizer blade but i call it sling blade."

We're too racist for him. :(

The world wasn't enough. :(