Hey, so, I'm going to go run down the beach and sleep on the first flat surface I find, probably a rock.

I'll talk to you guys tomorrow, ok?

OKAY

OH GOING TO TAKE A NAP ON YOUR ROCK BED?

DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR ROCK SHEETS IT MIGHT BE CHILLY AGAASHAHA
:(

HOPEFULLY YOU DONT GET A STIFF NECK OR ANYTHING

gw are you doing anything tomorrow, can you testdrive a car for me and report back on how it is i'll give you $30 (ps this is contingent on the dude not being a scammer)(it'd help if you could drive a manual, too)

Should probably warn you that the hoods of cars I drive become magnetized to whatever I-Beams happen to be in the area

you won't get the $30 if you do that!

Hey Willie, I signed up for your website. It makes me feel nostalgic for the early 90's, back when everyone had their own domain.

im gonna rework it at some point and make it more web 1.8 complaint

This is the most acurate portait of life I have ever seen.

It also means they wont drink all my beer! ;)

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/MYN186 (possibly nsfw)

Should I change my username now?

So does that mean it doesn't really work? Yeah, it'll be hilarious nine months later.

pregnancy takes a while, but herpes pays off now!

:(

Transmetropolitan was a great book. Have you read it GW?

Reading it right now, it's pretty sweet.

I like it better than Preacher.

Which I liked.

I really tried to start today off on a good foot but I keep getting irritated by stupid shit and it's ruining my day :(

That's no good. Hopefully things will brighten up.

I like that we brought the dog inside and he shares my bed with me because now I can't sleep past 8am and waking up later than 8 makes me feel bad over time.

On Sunday I watched a documentary about the Golden Dragon Massacre and my first thought was, "Chinese food sounds good."

Then I thought, "Wow, I'm a horrible person."

I accidentally accepted a student loan on a web form and can't cancel. I'm not going to fill out anything else they give me and go see wtf is going on with this. If nothing else, it is interest-free.

So I'm now duel majoring in engineering and astrophysics :( (aka being a nerd >:)

I can't wait until I graduate and get a sweet Home Depot job :(

duel majoring, is fencing a big part of the curriculum

Or shooting? :eek

guys i am thinking of buying one of these

for six thousand and eight hundred dollars, do you think this is a good idea y/n

I'm amazed at the amount of $200,000 education individuals are considering being crossing guards.

It's weird, because all I like to do is manual labor.

Year, mileage, is the area prone to using salt on the road during the winter?

Most likely. Shitload of snow up thar.

A friend of mine had one. He said it was nothing but a bunch of problems. Then again that dudes life is a whole bunch of problems... :\

anyone else get spammed by " Lyagushkka" in their PM's?

Yep.

Not me :(

Not here. They must think you guys are suckers or something.

I did. I forwarded it to powerful people like Mockery and Willie.

I got pm spam from them too. I think they were only sent to people who joined in January 2008 :eek

edit: and Kittysa

I got one. I feel loved again. :tear

Who knows, their ways are mysterious and many

(y)/n

Babe magnet: id have to say yes. Practicality: no ^.^;

Go for it Ex, looks nice :)

OH SHIT IT'S SEVENFORCE

TY for the Bday wishes MLE. Still waiting for your (.Y.) pic.

A sex machine for THE Sex Machine.

And still waiting for you to drop the notion <3

Yeah its me, I guess

GONNA FAIL CHEMISTRY GUYS HELP ME

:pagebrak

l2chemistry noob

Don't listen to him he just wants to start his own meth lab

pffffft, just youtube it.

:yum

chemtube

No cotton candy for you, bunny :|

I haven't seen a real winter in like 10 years. I wonder if I can get used to it again or just say fuck it, im going back to Florida? haha

I wanna try some rock candy.

1991, 96000, nope

Hmm, check the carfacts on it. You might be able to get a loan for a brand new car for a little more though. I got a brand new(bought it in '06) 2007 Focus hatchback manual for maybe $15,000 but I got a 5 year warranty with it. My monthly payment is $236.

craigslist can do you good with cars. I got a 2000 pontiac with only 4,000 miles for $5,500. Still runs amazing.

I agree with 10k as well. Check them carfacts. Or even better, do that trade in where you can get a guranteed $4,500 and use it as a down payment.

If you eat one of Kitsa's bentos, do you poop scenery?

Yes.

just sepia toned.

I found my lost spider at work. Guess she was hanging out with the office staff. I took her home set her free.

i did get a carfax from the dealership when i went to testdrive, everything seemed aboveboard. i can't do the cash for clunks because my car's too old :( i do have a few c/l cars i'm planning on at least looking at before deciding

i don waaaant a new car i want an old car w/ 300 hp and all wheel drive ;_;

Wilir. I trust your judgement. I'm mobile right noe. Drunk at a bar and the walk is an hour so I'm going to post in the ask willie thread whether I should let me ex come over tonight. I've been talking to this new girl who is 26 instead of being 21. Likes reel big fish/less than jake and is new town. New girl is a huuuuuuuge plus in my book and also attractive. Since its already here.....what should I do?

new girl i guess

not have v. good judgement atm

After hours of studying (something I've done maybe twice before) I've learned a thing or two about chemistry, no thanks to the instructor or my TA or the tutors. I'm determined to pass, despite everyone's best efforts. Then I'm ditching this science field.

I chose wrong and old girl is here. :(

:lol

b_squared: are you sure she's the same one?

I cocked up a Film Study quiz. I got a sixty on it. :(

I'm dumb or something.

I JUST WANT TO WORK IN A DINER. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?

Play twister with her and say "Right foot out front door"

You can always join a scandinavian death metal band

Do construction work. Electricians make fat cash.

I actually have a friend that does that at the moment while he's still in school. He makes several thousand dollars.

The thing that nobody gets with me is that I like manual labor that's boring and just awful. I don't want a job fours year from now because I'm smart or have a degree. That's if I'm able to get a job at all with that shitty piece of paper.

I feel like I'm going to school for fun. I pretty much can consider it that, get a job at a Waffle House and a shitty apartment, while giving my parents the finger and not looking back. I'm not worried about being able to survive. And I've got my bike, so I don't need a car. If I need to go out of town, there's a bus heading out everywhere.

The only thing I should be petrified about is still not knowing what to do. But I'm here for now, so I'm working my ass off for the rest of the year.

If you ever get a job and want manual labor, dont get one that you have to work at a restaurant or factory. Imagine you spend your entire day in such a place for years on end. Get one that has a certain degree of freedom. Like Trucker, Road marker, Construction guy etc :)

I work at a golf course at the moment and I enjoy that.

I can take pretty much anything. I'd even mow lawns, if I had to.

I saw a dude give a chick the goon hand yesterday and the look of utter fury on her face was priceless.

A couple of weeks ago, I was waiting for my mom in her car in a dodgy area of town. I watched a homeless woman squat at a bus stop and give the finger to every bus that passed.

Work hard and believe in yourself, you'll make it there eventually

It's the only thing I'm not doing so hot in that I'm really mad about, because I'm passionate about film and film theory. It pisses me off.

is the teacher an asshole? Sometimes that's why. I got a C in medical anthropology once and I was like what the fuck. The bizarre thing about that was that there were no papers or tests, all the classes (this was MED SCHOOL, btw) consisted of watching a tape of whatever medical special was on TV the previous night. And I showed up for every class and paid attention, so I don't know how the hell that worked out to a C. Fortunately I wasn't enrolled in the med school permanently yet and my undergrad advisor was letting me take it as a science elective.

Still, the bastard.

How the hell does spider-man climb walls while he's wearing his costume?
I mean, if you made a real spider wear tiny socks/gloves on it's feet it wouldn't be able to climb jack shit

:lol

No, I've got no reason to claim that the teachers are anything but completely fair. Besides, these are based on the scores from online quizzes, which are graded instantly.

How do you get rid of unwanted chicks in Finland RaNkeri?

Does frozen piss still apply?

Hahahahaha WTF?

I've just been told my relationship is 'on pause' until our timetables are settled.

And because I didn't say good bye to him last time we saw each other.
I was drunk. He was working behind the bar.

Are you dating a woman?

Oh and, NO ONE HERE CARES, TAKE IT TO LOVELINE

Clearly.

Actually, that would probably be better. At least she'd be able to wash up properly.

European men are so gay, American cowboys are were it's at baby. Even when we have gay sex we don't menstruate.

If a guy has the ability of flight, does it require him to use muscles? Can he fly infinitely?