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Wait, you did that while pregnant? You Horrid, horrid mother.
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Maybe you should have told him that it wasn't so bad, and that he should try it himself.
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I'm sure that by his reckoning it's just friendly conversation, like when he told me to take down my hummingbird feeder because there are no hummingbirds in September. Or when he told me I was making his son gay because I let him use my art supplies to paint something.
I was using zip-ties to affix Zombie barbies to dead butterfly-bush branches. It wasn't that strenuous. |
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The only way New Zealanders could be more prejudiced against Australia is if you all became Asian overnight. #secretbigots |
Hashtags are obnoxious. :)
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That was a dumb thing to say. I sure wish I had a way to undo it. Oh well.
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Hahaha :lol
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Someone asked me to take a "which wrestler are you" quiz a week ago
I got Chris Benoit :( |
I don't have an edit button :(
Pub, it's a strange relationship that NZ and AUS have sometimes. You are dirty Kiwis with a stupid accent and we hate you for it, but often we Tasmanians will feel we are more closely connected to that little group of islands to our East than we are to the big one to our North. Mainlanders are seen as racist, and closely related to Americans, wheras New Zealanders are even more remote than we are, and I guess we are jealous of it. We don't feel fully Australian because it's so cold here and we don't have Kangaroos, and it might make more sense to be part of the country that our landscape resembles. Plus, mainlanders make fun of us for being hippies. |
hangover fix pls pls pls quikqquick quick
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Irn Bru and Vegemite. Oh, hello Elx, have you been drunk this whole time?
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Did you know that hangovers are actually chemical reactions from a drug the government put in booze to stop people from drinking underage? True story.
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My grandfather used to tell me that all the time, then again this is a man that went to the grave believing that the moon landing was faked and was also orchestrated by Stanley Kubrick.
Oh alcoholic grandpa, why'd you have to drink an entire bottle of whiskey and fall down the stairs? |
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Yeah, I'm going to conclude that it's dehydration because I drink a bunch of water before I fall asleep and never get headaches
I still feel anemic but if you eat like a nasty greasy omelette after you wake up that goes away immediately Try drinking only-dextromethrophan cough syrup until you're dissociated enough to not give a shit about the railroad spike in your brain. |
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Failing this, I take 2 acetominophen, 1 naproxen sodium and 1 plain old extra-strength aspirin before tying one on. Probably something you should have asked before getting wasted. :\ Now, however, the best advice (second time so far, I think) is to drink plenty of water and wear hearing protection for all those loud inconsiderate bastards who are making TOO MUCH NOISE DAMMIT! BTW, welcome back. How were those midterms? :) |
i though taking acetominophen before drinking is a good way to get serious internal problems :/
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Some hair of the dog that bit you should work. :wakkawakka
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Mixing acetominophen with alcohol is the number one cause of liver failure in the country. Also why the fuck are you adding aspirin to that, are you trying to kill yourself?
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I think hangovers are mainly dehydration, physiologically. Lots of fluids should help eventually.
I always find it weird how different types of alcohol can hit people so differently. For example, I can't deal with gin at all, the way a lot of people can't deal with tequila. It just makes me puke and puke. However, I used to be able to drink lots more whiskey than those around me with no effects whatsoever. Dry wine does nothing to me, sweet wine (like Mogen David) has me falling over. Or, at least it did. Back when I was able to partake. |
I've never had a hangover, or been drunk.
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Never had a hangover. Got sick a couple times, but that was usually pretty immediate. A good nap solved the problem for me.
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Thank you both for showing concern, if not for me then for your fellow mockers. |
ha, thanks guy! i was trying to take care of someone who i thought was hungover and dying, but as it turns out it was just a case of a normal lightweight. i googled it to see what to do to help, but all of the articles were all like "exercise" and "drink gatorade" and a bunch of other unhelpful stuff :( so i came straight to you guys.
i gave her an icepack/heating pad/two benadryl/one advil and i forced her to drink water. didn't work, i guess unless you take the precautionary steps you just have to fall asleep and hope for the best. |
Phew. You almost shattered my perceptions.
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Hey elx I thought you were never going to show up again, wanted your account deleted, etc.
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Im sure they would make an exception if you REALLY wanted it.
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What made her change her mind and not want to be here anyway?
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I don't want elx to go away again. :(
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OIA?
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Maybe DIA, but where's the F?
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The point is, there's a spider with a red dot on it. If that's not halloween I don't know what is.
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the answer is there, you just have to look a little closer
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do i have to turn my speakers up real loud too |
Hey I-Nicery, what's shakin'?
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go to hell
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man that spooky spooky shit is bringing it down, i'll fix that with this picture i drew this morning based on a vision i had the night before.
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what up aaarg homie?
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not much, about to lie my head down which means about to fall fast asleep good night
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I'm having a pretty good night, drinking a Fanta. How are you, Tadao? :)
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Doing really good myself. Gonna fix a drink and catch up on emails and internet stuffs. My sisters dog got my girls dog preggers. :o
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'Sup Tadao?
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sup Flagg, how's the ears?
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What? :)
Everything AOK. Watching the Phils and Dodgers - down to their last out. :( Did you have fun while you were away? |
Yeah, watched movies, got really drunk. did naughty things and rode the carny rides at a catholic school. Life is pretty sweet right now and I don't think there is any other shooe to drop anywhere near by.
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Good for you. :)
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>: DBLPST
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But did you ride a carny?
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I'm not that sick :x
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http://www.myspace.com/raggadelic
you lot with your scag, degenerate faggots hating authority. WHY DO YOU GO ON? |
I wanna be cool too. :(
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Save a horse, ride Art Carney.
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Or listen to King Missile.
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If you want to be cool.
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too cool for me
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that was gay.
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FUCKING HELL
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FUCKING HELL
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OKAY CHILDREN, I WILL BE GONE FOR A WHOLE WEEK, TRY TO BEHAVE YOURSELVES AND DON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. I'LL LEAVE EMERGENCY NUMBERS ON THE FRIDGE AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING PUB LOVER WILL BE IN TO CHECK ON YOU.
TAKE CARE MY LITTLE PRECIOUS DEARS -Sam |
OH FUCKING HELL YOU WILL.
YOU BETTER GET TO A GOD-DAMNED INTERNET CAFE' TO LET US KNOW YOU ARE A-OK. |
OH FUCKING HELL STEVE, I WILL MISS YOU THE MOST :tear
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:)
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Can I borrow the car keys?
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Squatted ass-to-grass 3x5 198.5 lbs today. Thursday I'll be doing 202.5, which is pretty much my current bodyweight.
So, one of my goals down. :picklehat btw the .5 is because i'm using a standard bar, which weighs 22.5 lbs |
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Just got back from the optometrist and getting me some new specs. Time to level up my eyes to 20/15... On a different note, I don't have to go to my phlebotomy class today since I'm the top student and can wait til the tests next week. It's going to be a good week for Babs.
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Interesting field.
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Guys, pub has posted in this thread 10,338 times.
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I'll catch up one day.
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my throat hurts because i was listening to tom waits' swordfishtrombones on the way home and i'll be damned if i can avoid singing along to the whole goddamn album, including "sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six."
(if you're not familiar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Y2533TZfc ) |
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I haven't noticed more than a few.
I've needed something different to listen to before I get totally burnt-out on Modest Mouse, so I went back to Tom last night. |
Just went walking around a mall I didn't really want to go walking around, went into a wal-mart restroom where there was a big wad of blood-soaked toilet paper on the floor, and waddled through a third grocery store where I almost got rammed by a bunch of old women not paying attention where they were driving their carts.
My feet are sore, this is not the way my day was supposed to go, and I'm feeling mighty pissy. |
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For I am a rain dog too!
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...and I just burned the fucking garlic bread because fucking Rock Band was playing too loud for me to hear the fucking timer.
...Fuck this day. |
Ha! I laugh at those days. Burnt bread, evil old bitches. Shit can't effect me. Did you listen to NMN - Victory?
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don't cry over spilled pork chops kitsa kat.
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Hey, who did us all a favor and banned KG? Thank you, whoever you are! :)
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It was probably Willie, God bless his sweaty soul.
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no it was mle >: my soul isnt sweaty you jerk
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It was a Simpsons reference.
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it's okay, i lowered his ban to 24 hours
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I know nobody wants to, but someone has to reveiw his stupid game now.
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"it's a pile" -legitimate reviews magazine
"negative fifty out of five stars" -gamedudes "i loved it" -horse cock weekly |
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