http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfu...arn.php?page=9

yep

Getting a job after graduation is hard. I've had two interviews so far and (obviously) didn't get either, and it seems like most of the job openings require years of experience in the field. Fucking hell.

I'm keenly aware of that, as well. But there's always oil up yonder, right?

If things don't work out immediately, I wanted to get a little job doing whatever, flipping burgers and such, and go to a vocational school. Maybe that would be worth looking into.

I have navigated the problem of not getting any of the jobs applied for after graduation by not really applying for any.

You'd be surprised how not-depressing this method is.

You didn't apply for them, so how can you say that you applied for them?

She isn't disappointed by the lack of jobs she didn't apply for.

Yeah, I've tried to avoid that by only applying for jobs that I'd actually want. Well, one of the jobs I actually wanted, and another that I was referred to, so I sorta had to go through with the application and interview, even though I knew it would not be a good fit.

But you have a maaaaan to support you, Shrub. I need to get a sugar mama.

Oh no, man is enraged by my job-seeking apathy. I get lectures daily.

He also works from home so he can judge my wastoid lifestyle EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.
Still less depressing than job hunting.

fuck, dude, i want to work from home

i also want to keep my sugarmama

I think the obvious solution here is Milhouse and I moving to the UK and the three of us can start a conglomerate.

Or a commune.

guys i just got fired cuz i told someone they were eating poopcorn cause they were eating popcorn out of toilet paper

Just had a google hangout with Fartin. He said I should leave the house. I cried on camera.

Just won the Michael Jackson mask

But if you go outside how are we gonna see you cry?

Pretty sure I just got a booty call. Girl is on her way over now. WHO KNOWS WHERE THIS WILL LEAD.

Zomboid was murdered last night, everyone

I wish, braw! What a sexy way to go--killed by an angry lady. I am so fucking tired today. We were up until like 6:30-7, and then I slept until right before my mom called to tell me she was about an hour away and on her way for Thanksgiving. Then, assuming my mom actually meant an hour, we sorta just watched TV and mom showed up early and got to say hi to the girl on her way out. This girl is also one of my sister's best friends.

I'm gonna rush everyone outta here after the meal and powersleep.

I thought you were fucking around about thanksgiving, but nope...canadian thanksgiving. Didn't know canadians had thanksgiving. And so you got your booty called?

What do Canadians have to be thankful for?

existing thanks to the english not caring about owning canada... wait that's the quebecoises

I don't even know. It's just sort of there. Hard to give a real shit about it.

All I can call to mind about Canadian Thanksgiving is Red Green shooting dinner rolls out of an exhaust pipe and scraping mashed potatoes out of hubcaps.

I really miss you guys a lot, I've been too depressed to do anything. This took to much effort.

I think I'm bombing in my last French class. I've missed too many critical days because of personal reasons. As such, I'm probably going to have to withdraw and eat the few hundred dollars. :|

There's always next semester, though. Gotta keep your chin up, y'know. English Lit classes couldn't be easier, however, so there's always that.

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