That's when you get to shoot those dogs.

FZ LOOKS LIKE ENO :eek :wank :yum

i've more face hairs

I highly doubt that

you can't see them because blond facial hair

I have to walk my dog a block to the dog park, and then I let him off-leash to run around and play with the other dogs. :D

I live in farmland. There's fields, then a wood, then a golf course, then the moors. Ideal dog-walking land. But no dog.

STAY OFF THE MOORS!

I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO WALK A DOG BUT I DON'T HAVE A DOG, HOW CAN I FIX THIS?

:rolleyes

Yeah, really. If I lived in a place like that, I'd get, like, eight Irish wolfhounds.

or move to places that are not dog friendly

Is there a decent Metal thread? Because I'm all metal today

i had a pitbull terrier my dad got as a gift from one of his students, he was sweet and friendly with people but a real killer with other dogs and i mean he killed other dogs i used to walk him but with a guard so he couldn't bite other dogs cause if he did he wouldn't let go until they were dead

I had an awesome pig but the douche neighbor behind us had a dog that kept chewing through the fence to come harass her. His dog ended up getting some kind of staph infection and he thought it was due to it interacting with the pig. I kissed the damn pig daily and I was fine. I think he just had a dirty ass fence chewing dog. Anyway, I took her to a farm that had other pot bellied pigs for her to mate with. I ordinarily wouldn't succumb to the douche neighbor's demands, but he threatened to get the cops involved saying that my pig was illegal or whatever. I don't really know the laws about keeping one in the city and his dog was all jacked up, so I was pressured to give her away.

My house is too small and my husband to grumpy for a dog. I could get a pig though!

Koko, what do you feed a pig? And how much space do they need?

I fed her hog or horse feed. You don't want to get "starter" feed. And no matter what the person selling you the piggy tells you, the pig will get big. Mine got over 100 pounds even though she was as tall as a medium sized dog. And I actually just had a house and kept her in the house with me a lot of the time. She only went outside to dig around and play. I couldn't potty train her not to go to the bathroom inside, but I did get her to only go in one particular corner, where I put a ferret type corner litter box. So really, I just had a 3 bedroom house and a small to regular size yard and she enjoyed it. Where she's at now, there's a lot more room. I was going up and seeing her every few months until she stopped really responding to my visits since it'd been so long. But they're great pets. They're a whole lot like dogs. Just snortier.

"Like dogs, but snortier". Best pet description ever.

I'm also considering a sheep, as I've just learned how to spin yarn, so I could have a whole production line of wool.

(Also, none of this will happen. I will just have cats forever. Fat, miserable cats.)

Here's a picture of her at one year or so.



I never had a sheep, but I had a goat. I'm sure they're completely different, but the goat was mean to everyone but me. And once he got his horns, he would head butt anyone who wasn't me. Good for protection, but not for roommates.

Damn that thing is ugly.

I hear pigs are great pets, so are skunks.

I want one of those anteaters; so it can shit on everything. Also, I already have a pig.

My fat tub of a dog freaks out and chases every dog that comes to the fence back and forth, he also has a heart condition that gets aggravated by this, and makes him all dizzy and vomit-y.

Ugh, he's like taking care of a retarded war veteran. HOLY FUUUUUCK MY DOG IS COTTON HILL! He's even got stumpy legs!

k0k0, that pig is totally boss and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. If I had the chance to get a pig... I'd consider it. Although I'd prefer them to stay piglet size as that is when they are at their most cute.

In other news, I ran a marathon today. Sometime I will post a picture in that there picture thread if / when they get posted!