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Tadao Jan 15th, 2013 03:33 PM
Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.

Nick Jan 15th, 2013 05:20 PM
Mhm.

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2013 09:21 PM
i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths

stevetothepast Jan 17th, 2013 09:05 AM
ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765130)
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Total Posts: 18,382 (4.77 posts per day)

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:eek :lol :cry :orgasm
Good work!

Now to post over 1000 times in a row. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 764919)
I think I need to go pray.
To who, Babs?

TO WHO?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 764920)
Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.
Most certainly. :rock

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764921)
Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

:drunk
I had to look that up.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 764922)
There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr
Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764927)
Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.
Does Whiskey Medicine ever work? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 764930)
Happy new years fuckers.
Happy fuck you, Dimmy. :)

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam (Post 764931)
HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.
Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 764945)
baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.
You criminal, you.

What animal is your prison tattoo going to be?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.
That is some serious sounding flu. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
It sucks.
How much does it suck?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
It sucks mightily.
That is sucky. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.
No wonder you're on the Whiskey.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.
Also having a non-compromised immune system helps.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 764949)
i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/
You have an immune system that works. :D

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764952)
They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.
If everyone did have them could we all stop getting the flu?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 764978)
We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."
Tadao is intimately known to all the girlfriends.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764982)
I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.
Well, she'd need you to pull it out for her to speak.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 764994)
Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?
Do they they make them small enough? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 05:46 PM
Is this the page brak?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 05:46 PM
OH NO YOU DON'T!


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